2025 Halloween Movie Marathons
For this week's episode we have a very special bonus for all of our listeners. With it being the scary season and with Halloween right around the corner we know that hardcore genre fans and seasonal drop ins alike are gearing up to watch as many horror movies as possible. Maybe you're getting ready for an all-nighter at your local theater as they do their yearly marathons. Maybe you're throwing an annual Halloween bash and you want to have a line up of scary favorites for all of your guests. Or maybe you just want to curl up on a cool fall evening under the blankets with that big old tub of popcorn and something nice and hot to drink while watching a bunch of horror movies on your own. no matter what your crew has a number of marathons that we planned out each featuring our own special theme.
Brian has a quartet of meta-horror titles for you to enjoy. Devaughn doubled up on his themes featuring horror from around the world along with creature classics. Stephen is so over Halloween that his choices feature holiday horror that have nothing to do with the 31st of October. Mike has a foursome of frightful anthologies to set the mood for those with shorter attention spans. Finally, Ariel has also doubled up, with a slew of movies that take place on Halloween night that aren’t part of the Halloween franchise, and also double as haunted attractions.
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0:35 Hey everyone, and welcome back to the Pod and the Pendulum. I am not Mike Snoonian. Shocker, I know, but Mike is here with us. He just has returned and we'll talk about that in a minute. I'm taking over the I guess the facilitation seat for today, but this is a fun episode. This is 1 the kind of thing I look forward to every year where we get to create some Halloween movie marathons. And we've got a crew with us tonight and a very attractive crew because I'm looking at you all and I'm yeah, nice, nice folks here. So let's let's see who we've got. We have with us joining us fresh from an amazing episode of screen drafts.
1:22 Mr. Devon Taylor, how we doing? Hello, hello. I'm happy to be here. Happy for one of the rare occasions we get a full crew with us and an episode just of of straight shenanigans. This one is going to be and I'm very excited. Indeed, shenanigans shell abound, shall they not? And there we go, host of the Disenfranchised Pride podcast. That's a hard word to say for me sometimes. I don't know why. Disenfranchised podcast. This. The chewy walrus himself. Steven Foxworthy. What's up? Hey, hey, doing doing well, coming off a long day, so I cannot think of anywhere I'd rather be than talking movies with you fine folks, quite frankly. That sounds good to me.
2:07 This is just hosting this show, man. See. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. It is praying you're. Literally a podcast host, you're fine. I know, but but you know, there's just like, I don't know, it's like when you. Drive your friend's car though. You know it's like you don't. You don't know the brakes quite as well. You know. It's a little different, but then let's talk to our next guest, which is the author of the excellent book Millennial Nasties, Ariel Powers. Shop How we doing. Hello, so I'm so glad to be here and just get into a bunch of nonsense with you all We're we're off to a great start so I'm. We are This is so good. We are This is the best episode of the pod in the Pendulum in a long time. Wow.
2:49 No offense to all the hard work on the Predator series so far. Yeah, or anything. Remember Steven, if it bleeds, we can kill it. There you go. Yes, correct. Got time to bleed Mike. And of course, we have our fearless leader kind of fresh back from the Telluride Film Festival. Telluride Horror Film Festival, I should say. Mr. Mike Snoonian, how you doing? Are you awake? I am still super jet lagged. Like not only was it a long weekend, but the storms in New England delayed our flight back. I did not walk in the door until 4:00 in the morning a couple days ago and tried to get back on schedule last night by going to bed early, only to be thwarted by a 3 LB Chihuahua that decided it needed to like bark every 15 minutes and then hop on my face and just run circles around me. So I am a little bit delirious at this point, but that's OK. That is an adorable Chihuahua though. I have to.
3:55 Say she really is. She's. Adorable, yeah. Cuteness and who's a new? Host who hasn't introduced himself yet. OK. I'm Brian Kiper and that's all that matters. Yeah, he did. Introduce himself? I thought he did. I did. I no, he said. I'm not Mike's Noonian, is what he said. There we go Yeah, I'm Brian Kiper. I writes things sometimes. Anyway, we're going to do something super fun tonight while the Mariners are playing, I might add. And so I'm, I don't know how often I'm going to be checking the score, but we'll see. So you get half an eye on the screen, OK. Right, Yeah, yeah, but we'll see. Actually, I usually can't bring myself to watch the games while they're happening, so we're good. This is a nice distraction. And so we're going to have a little. We have 5 marathons for you on a different subject each. And we're going to kind of round Robin this, we're going to set up our, we're going to set the table for you. What will our viewers expect coming into our location? And we're doing 4 movies each and it's going to be on a timetable.
4:59 So 6:00 PM, eight PM, 10:00 PM and 12 midnight. What are we showing and what are our subjects? So first of all, let's introduce what is, what's the theme that you got on the wheel? I'm going to go in the same order that I introduced. Y'all Devon, what's your what? Oh, I was kind of hoping I wasn't going to be first for this because of course, me being me, I have to do something. A smidge A twist if you will, but because mine was very vague, I got around the globe, so ones from different continents is what we settled on. But that's still very broad, so I. Want to vague?
5:45 What do you mean? Because, you know, we're still crafting a movie marathon that still needs to have like a consistent theme, like a ride to it, you know. And I was like, well, this is still very wide open. So I'm still doing my from different continents, But then I took one of the discarded themes as well. So I'm kind of doing a double theme of. Breaking the rules? Yes. You're just expanding them to challenge himself further. I mean, because I was like, I could just pick, you know, the top 4 movies from the various continents, but then like, where's the, where's the, where's the tone? You know? So I, so I opted for a, for a double theme. I'll let the second theme unfold as as we go throughout the evening, but my main one was around the globe. All right.
6:37 So I am calling shenanigans on one of your picks. How so? I'm not I. Mean let's. We'll get, we'll get you, but I suppose. I didn't read the. Other no idea what you're talking about, I. Wanted to be a surprise. I wanted your picks to be a surprise. So I, I didn't read everyone's picks. I was we just. Love spreadsheets, you know. I. Couldn't resist putting it in the spreadsheet I. Love a good spreadsheet. I know you do. OK. So Stephen, what's what's? I would cover myself in spreadsheets. I would drape my. Images. These are images that I will never be able to Unsee. OK, you're welcome. All right, Steven, what is your theme? I had the the hipster.
7:19 I'm so sick of Halloween horror marathon. So horror movies set on holidays that are not Halloween was was my theme. And it's Arbor Day. It's more or less what you would expect from me. So yeah. I expect an Arbor Day pick even though I didn't. Well, I, I, I don't think M Night Shyamalan's the happening occurred on Labor Day, so I couldn't really include that. OK, how about revenge? Revenge. The ruins? The ruins or something, I don't know. Ruins Arielle, How about you? What's your theme? I also made my own fun, so the theme I was assigned was movies set on Halloween that are not in the Halloween franchise.
8:05 And like Devon, I was like, well, that's really, really broad and I want there to be some cohesion. So I assigned myself the meta theme of haunts gone wrong. So all my movies will be about haunts gone wrong. I also have to call shenanigans on one of your picks though. I would never learn. This information. How are you already calling shenanigans? Because I'm looking at the spreadsheet, I'm looking at the sheet. I don't know. OK, I. Guess I'm not looking at the sheets. I'm not either. I want to be surprised. Looking at Mike. Sheet unfolds before me. OK, Mike.
8:45 Mike can't. Mike can't help himself. I guess what the facilitator would be doing would be looking at everybody's picks, right? Mike just can't help himself. That's all right. It's all right. Pick a lane. Mike. OK, Mike, what's, what's your theme? So I had horror anthologies, which I think Arielle, that was one of your ideas for the board and I was pretty happy to get this one because I love anthology films. I will say that looking at Arie's films, I think she wins the marathon. Like if I had to pick one marathon to go to, I'm partying with Arielle. So I love all four of her movies. Bro you have even heard the the the the the pitch, the the the the the the the the ride. Dang.
9:33 Look, I. Party. I was in judgment till the end of the episode. Let's be clear. Fair enough. OK. I'll just take the win and retire early, I guess. I just logs out now, just like all right, quick, I'm out. Well, we'll see. We can each decide whose marathon we most want to go to besides our own at the end of the episode. How's that? I don't want to go to mine. I see myself all the time. I need to get away from myself. OK, And then my theme is meta horror. Now I got to admit when we were making our wheel thing, I totally misunderstood what we were going for with that. I thought I didn't realize it was the overarching theme. I thought it was like we were going to spend like 5 times and come up with these are the you need to pick a movie from this category, this category, this category.
10:22 That's so that's why I was throwing out all these ideas was because that's what I thought we were doing. So the broad category is for me is meta horror. And so that that that leaves a surprising amount of possibilities. And I tried to steer away from the obvious on this this group as best. I think that's a great idea for next Halloween, though. I love that. I didn't even think of like having a spin five times, like four or five times. That's all good. I'm I'm always. Room to evolve. Yeah, I mean, hey, that's exactly. Maybe we can just do things in different ways, you know, like you get this pic and then hey, here's your overall theme as well or something.
11:12 I don't know. That's that's the future. That's the future. OK, so here's my rotation and I'm sticking to it. Sorry. Devon. Are you OK with starting with kicking things off? Yeah, yeah. Or I can kick it off to someone else if. Yeah, I'm ready. All right, so let's set the table for us. What are we getting into if we come to your marathon? All righty, so kicking things off at the 6:00 PM slot, I wanted to pick something something fun, but to also kind of set the mood to kind of give you an idea of what to to experience the rest of the marathon. And this is infested directed by Sebastian Vanechek. This is my pick from France.
11:57 This came out in 2023-2024 depending on what country you live in. But this is a film takes place in a apartment residence and there are many teenagers throughout this building and one of them that brings home this exotic spider that multiplies super fast, exponentially in grows in size very big as well and is also very smart and can mobilize and things. So it is teens in this apartment complex versus a horde of spiders. So yes, not for the faint of hearts if the creepy crawlies get to you, but this is 1. It has some good scares to it, but it's a it's a fun, this is a feel good type of movie by the end of it. So kicking things off at 6:00 PM with Infested. I haven't seen it.
12:49 That sounds great though. I haven't either. I kind of, I kind of did. I think it's on. Shutter. Heard really good things about it but I haven't seen it. Something of an Iraq. Vibes have attacked the block. Like if if you like attacked the block, it's got vibes like that. That's cool. Not on my own. Fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah, well, anything attack the block adjacent sounds cool to me. So. All right, So Steven, what are you doing? What's your what are you starting with? Well. I mean, it's a six, it's a six PM slot. There's probably still some kids up. So we want to pick, I wanted to pick something a little, you know, something for everybody, something everyone can kind of get into and, and feel the spirit and, and what brings people together better than than Christmas.
13:34 And of course, it's a list that I put together so you know exactly where I'm going. Because I am nothing if not predictable. 1984 is Gremlins, directed by Joe Dante. Because I have to be true to the nightmare of my choosing. Speaking of critters that multiply quickly and can mobilize, I'm going with the gremlins. Well. It's a great one for kids to tell them that Santa's not real. So yeah, put that on for 6:00 PM. Yes, yes, it's one of the best gateway horror we talked about. Oh, it's so good, you and I, I think that was a two-part me as well, like we did. Yeah, Brian was there. Brian. Well, I remember Gremlins with Steven because I think it was one of the first episodes that Brian Steven was ever on.
14:17 It was one of the only ones for sure. Yeah, it's one of the best gateway horrors of all time. It's so much fun and familiar, so when people are kind of walking in, you can have like half an eye on it but still mingle, right? Yeah, absolutely. Excellent gateway into your into your marathon. All right, Arielle, what do you got? Yes. So as we discussed in Doing movies set on Halloween and even smaller theme of haunts gone wrong, my 6:00 PM slot is The House is October, built from 2014. And this is a very Arielle movie, if you haven't seen it, directed by Bobby Rowe.
14:57 And it's a movie about it's a found footage style, mockumentary style where there's a group of friends who are trying to find the most underground haunts and like extreme haunts that they can. And so a lot of the movie feels really safe where they're going into these curated haunted haunted houses and having a fun time and asking around and trying to find scarier ones. And then things go off the rails pretty quickly when they start to go off the rails and it ends in a really different place than it started. So I wanted this for the 6:00 PM slot to kind of ease you in with a sense of safety and then mess, mess it up right at the end. I always think this movie is from like 2009 or 2010 because it's kind of mean it's a 2014 joint somehow.
15:46 Can I interject for like 1 SEC? It's your. Show. I well, I know I adore this movie. This actually the second year I went out to host Telluride horror show. They brought this to us and the whole crew came out in like many like not many caravans with like their family. Oh, cool. I'll have to upload the picture that we have like everybody wearing like the mask, like a paper copy of the mask in the crowd at the Sheridan Theater. It was one of the most fun Q and as I've ever done with like the director and some of the cast and crew.
16:27 And then one person in the balcony asked, like, how long can you bury someone until, like, they would die? And I'm like, you're not allowed to come drinking with us after this tonight, Yeah. No, you, no more questions from you. This movie rules like it is so much fun and like what an awesome pick. Thanks I haven't watched these ones cuz y'all already know how I feel about the hell house movies. Yeah, so I'm like, oh, I got to do another one of these series of these haunted styled. You don't. Have. To I don't, but at the same time I'm like, what if they're better? I don't know, I might have. So I'm going to check them out. I'm going to check them out at some. Point. So I think what makes this one different is they actually go to some real haunted attractions and interview some of the people that work them.
17:15 There's a sequel to it, and if you watch the sequel, it honestly feels like an audition for them to get like a Discovery Channel show about this stuff. It's not nearly as good as the first movie, but the first one is being like very creepy. Not just because of the story, but some of the people they interview. You're like, I would cross the street if I came across you in real life. It's got that, The Blair Witch Project, when they're interviewing some actors and some real people in the town and it gives you a sense of reality. It's it's got that going. For it. If all the folks from Blair Witch are on meth. Well, yeah, I mean, yes.
17:56 Sorry. Mike, you're not really selling me, but Ari, you got me hooked at least a little bit, so. It's a mean move. It's pretty mean. It's pretty fun. So this is one of those things where I just checked and I have logged it on letterboxed but I don't remember anything about it so. I love those I have. Those which which either means I'm getting old or I it didn't make much of an impression on me, which, you know, I don't know. But hey, I'll get to watch it again like it's the first time. Yeah. Why not both, Brian? Why not both? Why not? Goodness. Yes, Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. OK. All right, Mike, what do you got in your 6:00 PM slot? So my first anthology and I have like a like similar to Vaughn, like you have Pete and and Steven, people are filtering in, everyone's greeting one another. So I kind of want to do something that people would be familiar with.
18:47 So that way like you can kind of half watch it but also enjoy company. And it is like a little bit earlier in the night. So I find like although this is an R rated movie, it's still fairly kid friendly. Like it's still, you know, the violence is more comical than anything else. And it's also my favorite anthology film of all time. Teen 82's Creepshow directed by George Romero So if I had the sound board here, which let's see if this works. Can't find it, I proclaim this the summer of George. Now it's the fall and written by Steve. I love this because it's not a Halloween movie, but it has that kind of trick or treat feel to it where it tends to be a little bit more playful.
19:36 You're getting some classic monsters like in terms of like Stephen King as Geordie Varrell, like a kind of a swamp monster. You have like the beast, which is kind of werewolfish is you have zombies and the movies are really fun. How Holbrook just, you know, yelling at Adrian Barbeau. Just tell him to call you Billy. Like that will never not crack me up. Where's my cake is just amazing. Everything about this film. You have Tom Atkins, Tom Atkins, like slapping a young Joe Hill across the face and like really giving it to him. I mean, what's there not who doesn't want to see Joe Hill get slapped? You know, I mean, goodness. So. But I think this is like. 10 year olds.
20:16 Leslie Nielsen in a non comic role. Like, he's like, really dastardly in this. It's just comfortable and familiar and you can watch it with half an eye on the screen while also getting some, like, dips and shit and, you know, reenacting the Joe Hill slap with your friend's kids, you know, just having a good old time. So yeah, creep kids. Are four really? Creep Show 1982. Catch the Fever. I'm. Just laughing that you said dips and chip, as in you were going to have one chip with just like seven corners of dip on it. Sounds. Amazing. Oh no, you got to make that chip last.
20:57 We didn't have the. CHIP budget this year, we put it all. In the dips. Well. Speaking of overestimated on the dips, I'm. Sorry, Speaking of dips and chip, how do people feel about double dipping? So if. You're my dip if it's my dip. Do it. Yeah. Your bowl is your castle. So community. Dip if it's mine, community. Dip, not so much. Definitely not. That's a fight on sight if you double dip. What if you turn the chip around with the bite? Part out, you had your nasty fingers on it. Get a disposable bowl, put a little dip in it and be on your way.
21:37 You don't need to stand by this freaking talsa bowl at the party. Like go and go with your plate. Correct. This is how I feel. OK, so. You know what? Don't hold back. All right? Don't. I just have AI have a quick sort of, I guess, you know, procedural question. Did you all just, are you all just having your marathons in your home, You know? That's a great question. Couch, you know, or are you doing something different? Are you renting out of space? Are you? I am. A theater. Mine in a theater. I would love to rent out a theater for mine too. Yeah. That's the way I thought it, yeah. Yeah, I imagined like a little indie theater and I come out and introduce each movie with someone or something.
22:21 Oh, I would definitely go see that, yeah. I am not. Getting ready in a drive in. A second a nice second option. That would be cool. Devon, yours is perfect for a drive in. Like all your choices are perfect for a drive in. So I think so you have that nailed. I imagine this in the confined to my living room with friends coming over and friends bringing their kids over with like every like maybe a potluck, everybody brings some snacks, maybe fire up the grill. Yeah, one chip per person. Everybody gets one chip. Everybody gets one. So I 'cause I just love the idea of like gathering around this season, the decorations are outside, it's fall in the air and I'd rather spend it on the sofa with like really close friends, like doing, watching these.
23:10 So that was me. Yeah, I've my thought is for mine it's tough because it's sort of like I'd love to have the first one in the in a drive in and then the rest of them in in side about. Everybody home. It's like in a regular theater, but I really do like the idea of having a theater showing these on, you know, film if possible, inviting the community, having it be like a big to do. We used to have a theater downtown in this in my in my little city of mine, and it was sort of like some of my best memories are just like our whole community went and saw back to the future or three men and a baby all together.
23:53 It felt like it was like it was crazy. So I just having that sort of feeling with with this marathon I think would be awesome. But so that's my how I how I imagine it in my mind, I guess. So my first movie is there's sort of this misconception, I think that meta horror is a new thing. Like it came around with Scream and that was when it started. But Oh no, my friends. We're taking a look all the way back to 1968 with Peter Bogdanovich's debut feature film Targets, starring Boris Karloff as Essentially Boris Karloff. So he's watching.
24:33 Such a Brian pick, honestly. He's literally watching a movie called The Terror that is a mess of a movie. And he's at the screening ends and he's the look at his face is like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, which was essentially the joke that that Roger that he gave to Roger Corman. And this is how we're going to start this movie. And so Roger Corman said, OK, I have this movie, The Terror. We're not going to use all the footage. And you need to use like what we're going to have you do is use a bunch of footage from this movie. You have Boris Karloff for two days. So just do more stuff with Boris Karloff and then you can do whatever you want with it.
25:17 And he and he just couldn't. Him and Polly Platt, Peter Bogdanovich, Polly Platt working on this movie, trying to get it figured out. And what they ended up doing was creating a meta movie before that was really even a thing. And so there are two stories that are sort of colliding toward each other throughout the film. And one hand, you have Boris Karloff as this aging, about to retire actor Byron Orlok, who's going to leave horror behind because real horror is taking over. Like, you know, he he's looking at the newspaper and just horrified. This is what real horror is. No one's afraid of, you know, the old, you know, gothic monsters anymore. And at the same time, you have this story unfolding of this young man who is basically going crazy and has decided he's going to take his rifle and shoot at the freeway and all kinds of things.
26:14 And it climaxes with these two stories colliding in a really interesting way. It's one of the most. It's one of my favorite Boris Karloff performances ever. It's remarkable. Peter Bogdanovich is great in it, actually. And then Tim O'kelly as the gunman, Bobby. And there's just so much this movie has to say as such a fascinating film. And yeah, I adore this movie. And I think it's on Criteria now, so probably more people are seeing it. But this is like just one of the great cult movies to kick off of this marathon. I'm going to check that one out this month. Oh, Brian wins the 6:00 PM slot because targets fucking rules so hard.
26:54 And one of the reasons I was thinking of this one also is because it's kind of the long day's journey into night. It takes place in the day and then it ends at night. So you're kind of going into the darkness by the time you're at the end of the movie. So yeah, yeah. Thanks for my. Criterion right now. This is a guy. This is like a. Put this in on my Criterion channel. Watch this. Somebody recommended it to Garrett and then. And then he texted me like as soon as he finished. And he goes, dude, you gotta watch Targets. And then I watch Targets. And then I was like, we gotta do it on the podcast now. And then we watch it again. It was like, like, this movie is so damn good. Yeah, you guys are in for a treat. I can't.
27:37 Wait, this is a great pick. And that scene at the drive in at the end of the movie is such a nail biter. It's so good. It's just a really tense, amazing scene. And yeah, I watched this for the first time over the summer and it's a great way to start. It's a great way to start. Well, thank you. All right, I, I invite you all to come to my marathon. OK, so heading back around the world, Devon, what's your next? What's your 8:00 PM slot? All righty, so in my mind, 8:00 PM. This is like kind of the prime time slot. Everybody settled in after the first movie. People are still fresh, the energy is still good. So I wanted to do my 2 non-english language films first before people start getting too tired and whatnot to read subtitles.
28:26 So but this is the prime time. This is we're going big. This is Godzilla -1 directed by Takashi Yamazaki out of Japan 2023. This movie's everything. If you guys didn't listen to our Best of 2023 episode, I mean, I'm wanting to. I'm hitting people with the feels. We're going epic. The scale of it all. And I looked at my list and I realized all my stuff was from the 21st century. I didn't pick any older stuff. So to somewhat remedy that, I'm also doing Godzilla -1 the black and white version -1 minus color. Yeah.
29:08 Because it very much because this film is such a love letter to Godzilla. Though in the franchise, the icon, the entity itself, you know, it's such a send up of that. So I feel like the black and white really captures that the just enduring legacy of this franchise. But man, this movie, I mean, it just has it all. I mean, it's got the action, it's got terror, it's got heart, it's got joy. Whenever they they, whenever they sink Godzilla, I want everybody honking the horns in the drive through, flashing your headlights. Like, I mean, I mean, it's like, oh man, this movie is just something else. So this is definitely sitting here in the prime time slot.
29:52 The Godzilla -1 the black and white version. No notes. Yeah, Hell yeah. All right. Too perfect. It's too perfect. It's easy, yeah. No, Devon has said it. All I think you're right. I think you're right. We're all fans of of that movie here and we did a Patreon episode on that one too, which was a lot of fun to do back when that came out do. You remember that, Patrons? Yeah. Yeah. And patrons. So if you want to hear Mike and myself and Michelle Egan talk about Godzilla -1 there you go. All right, all right, Steven, what's your 8:00? I called an audible and I I flip-flopped my my, my 8, and my 10 because I agree with the. Bond. This is on I.
30:33 You know what? Look, if anything, I am without precedent because I agree this is the prime time spot. I want to put the big one here and then we can we can ramp up to the 10 in midnight slots. But for this one, I'm putting what is arguably my most prestigious film on the list. Of the two films by this filmmaker I have seen, this one is far and away my favorite because I am a noted disliker of his first film. This is Ari Astor's 2019 film Midsumar for the Swedish holiday of Midsummer. My partner is Swedish and so I I I wanted to put something on here to honor her heritage but also she can confirm that every single thing that happens in that movie is 100% accurate and does occur every Midsummer so. Steven, does your partner do the cooking at home? No, I do.
31:22 Steven, that's your partner. Do the cooking at home. Sure. Mike. You're. Dating the sweetest. Chef. Pork, pork, pork, I guess. See I. Thought you were making a reference to the to the. I thought the magical. Mission too. Summer. I thought. But OK, here we are. That movie actually Mike I famously climaxes in cooking. Correct. That was good. I actually might do, you know, just to kind of hammer home your joke, I do actually have a, a picture of the Swedish Chef hanging in my kitchen and that is not a joke. Love it, that is that. Is a thing I have that sound very on brand for me. Sorry, Steven. Continue. No, not at all.
32:04 No what we are here for a night we promised the folks a night of shenanigans and a night of shenanigans they shall have. But no, I, I, I really enjoy this movie and again, I wanted to get some non American, non Judeo-christian holidays on the list, at least at least some representation. And Mitsumar is a great way to do that. And it ends on after the, you know, the, the madcap hilarity of gremlins. You need, you know, something to continue that madcap hilarity and kind of build that even further. And I think Mitsumar does that very well climaxing and what is I would say the feel good moment of 2019. So good for her. I have stories about this movie. I want to hear all of them right now, Brian. Did.
32:46 It make your wife cry outside. Hereditary. No. Midsummer May is the one that made my wife cry. Yeah, she she, yeah, yeah, she, she will never watch a horror movie ever again because I suggested we watch Midsum. I remember people walking out during the the the Cliff scene and I was like, oh, I was like, this is this is just a good. One director, Devon Devon's like rubbing his hands together like a sicko outside the window. Yeah. For real, for real. And then I saw the director's cut in IMAX during the summer solstice when they did the re release. Near perfect movie. I'm a quarter Swedish myself and my hot take from Midsummer is Pele.
33:33 I would marry him. He's kind of perfect. I love him. Yeah, I adore this movie. Yeah. Yeah, this is a great movie. I've like referenced it when doing couples therapy in the past, like when we bring in. Like that's why I showed it to my wife. I thought it would help see like. See it? Wasn't about. You might have. It was about, but yeah, yeah. Anyway, that was a it's I listened to an episode of of of of psychoanalysis and I thought my wife had a bad relationship in the past and I wonder if this maybe. This did not help. Yeah, it did not help with the anyway, sorry.
34:16 Photo analysis we brought, we traumatize people for our entertainment. That's what we wanted to, that's what we wanted to do when we did that show. But it's just like a, it's one of the best if, if you want to like, what is like, a textbook example of, like, gaslighting and malignant narcissism and like a toxic relationship with, like, a insecure attachment style. Like, you can just like, look at Midsummer and get all your text from that. Like, yeah, Ari Oster, like, out of the gate. Like, he's one of those directors that came out with a, what, a 1-2 punch? And it feels a bit like he's kind of riding those cocktails.
34:57 Like, I haven't really been as enthralled by anything ever since, but you know, he's going to with the hereditary in Midsummer, he's going to get like a near lifelong pass from me. And for the record, I really like the movie too. I it's just, you know, my wife is never going to watch it again, let's put it that way. There's no accounting for taste, Let's just be honest, yeah? So would you trick your wife by like, having her watch a good boy about the dog who's in a haunted house? You know, I, I don't know, she might actually like it. I thought. I mean, I watched that movie and I wanted to come home and just, you know, hug my dog. What's the over under guys? What's the over under on whether or not Brian's wife likes the good boy do?
35:40 We put that bet on DraftKings and then have Brian. Not until they give us money we are not doing free. Advertising. It's PG13 horror. It's more about suspense. She really has a hard time with stuff like cults and. Satan. So she yeah, if it's Satan or Satan related, she has a she's it's doesn't work out so well. For the devil's a non starter. Yeah, yeah, it's it. Yeah. Which is ironic because I kind of love movies about the devil. You do. You do love those movies so. She about it, man. She's taking a meal break during this slot in your marathon, is what she says.
36:22 Yeah, exactly, exactly. OK, Ari, what's your 8:00 slot? Yes, so my 8:00 slot, I wanted to do something a little bit more familiar, a little bit more upbeat because the house is October built is kind of calm and then it's kind of crazy. And so something that's a little bit more steady throughout. Hell House LLC 2015 Steven Cognetti, you guys already know, we've already talked about it on the pod. Devon doesn't like it and that's OK, but I think it's one. Of the. It's one of the like, you know, cornerstones of the Haunt's gone wrong sub genre, and I think it's a good version of that. The clown is creepy and it's got enough upbeat stuff to keep people engaged.
37:11 So yeah, that's my 8 O clock. This is where I call shenanigans, so I don't think it takes. Place shenan once I'm going to shenanigan Mike but I. Was good game. Respect game. I don't think it takes place in Halloween night. OK, and I broke a rule. It's in my marathon. It's like the week of. I think it's early. I think it's like the 9th or 10th of October. You know Halloween is the season. Indeed, that's true. Christmas movies don't necessarily take place on Christmas Day. Correct. Halloween is a season and haunts. Are open. For longer than just on Halloween and so I feel comfortable with my rule breaking.
37:54 I support your rule breaking Ari. Thanks, as someone who broke the rules last year or whatever that was, I support you 2. Thanks. Yeah, I picked as a Halloween movie because it was supposed to be something from the franchise. I picked Trick or Treat from 1986 and I just. Yeah. Yeah, see that didn't, but I don't know how you justify that one. But I support you, Brian. Do whatever you want. Because it's a Halloween movie. Use your free will. OK, All right. So we're going to keep, we're going to keep shenanning, is what I'm hearing. Hell house, hell, he'll see. What any any other thoughts? I know we've talked about these at length. We have.
38:36 Yeah, sorry. I mean I. Would have just like hell Hells see two if I was going to put one in the haunts but. If you wanted to confuse your audience. Yeah, exactly. That sounds like a very Devon play. Yeah. It is kind of a good. Device like did we? Did we miss something before? Did we miss the pre? Show I will say this is the film I kicked off my official scary scenes and watching with like it was the first film I watched that I considered like OK now it's Halloween season. It is one of the best found footage movies and Halloween season movies. Another one that made its world premiere at Telluride Horror.
39:18 Got to interview my. Whole list is that that would be. Fun it's not, but it would be amazing if it was. That would be great. We. Can always imagine. I would say that one of the real treats I've had in the past five years was sitting next to Arielle at the world premiere of Hell House for Carmichael Manor and have her just like every few minutes, jump out of her chair with her arms, like flopping around when she would get scared. I am very jumpy. I love it. A very jumpy movie watchers. Everybody should experience watching a horror movie with Ariel. I'm very glad it didn't bother you, Mike, because.
39:59 It was awesome. Well, we wouldn't if I see a jump. Scare coming just to keep from jumping. I'm always looking at the corners of the theater, like the walls, like. I like to jump though. It's part of, it's like a roller coaster, you know? Yeah, I'm not you. Guys are like, we don't want. Those either well. The thing is, I love roller coasters. A little bit of a sidebar. We win. Saw Friday 13th Part 3 in 3D and nice. Holy shit, that movie has got a lot of jump scares in it. It does. I mean, it was, it was shocking. It was literally every every few minutes. Both my son and I were just, you know, jumping out of our seats. It was like, I've seen that movie, you know, more than a dozen times probably, Well, maybe half a dozen times.
40:43 So it's like, it's not like I didn't know what was coming for most fun, but still in a theater and in 3D and with all that surround sound, it was a different experience. OK. So Mike, how are you following up your, your, your? So my next pick is a movie that does take place in Halloween night, Tiny Tim Who did not die. I am going with 2007's anthology Trick or Treat from director Mike Doherty. Oh, so when you do it, it's OK, but when Brian does it, he's breaking the rules? No, that's a. Different movie because for well, because he was supposed to pick a movie in the Halloween franchise and. I was like, that's.
41:28 Boring. Fair enough, listeners. And then first time they find Halloween 3, whatever. OK, but. Yeah, so different movies. Trick urge. Different movies. Also different than trick or. I. Think the one Bryant picked was like the 80s, like metal. I think Ozzy Osbourne's in it. He is. Yeah, and Alice Cooper. No, it's Gene Simmons. Yeah. One of them playing an evangelist, right? Ozzy Osbourne plays an evangelist. I do know that. I do know that movie then. OK, Yeah. So Trick or Treat is my second favorite anthology and it's 8:00 at night. So it's one that like now you're kind of getting settled in. You want to have the Halloween spirit. I think it's a bit more violent.
42:12 There's a lot more like nudity in this one. So it's good for the kids. You know, if you're a 13 year old boy that's into that sort of thing, as a former 13 year old boy, I can say I'd be into it and. It's just so much. Fun. My goodness, Yeah. 13, yeah. I'm actually going to see it tomorrow night on the big screen. I'm doing a double feature of that in Black Phone too. And God, like, I love the way that the stories kind of weave in and out of one another. So it's not just like section, section, section that they start to interconnect. You get the kid from Bad Santa in IT who's always a hoot. If you just want sandwiches, be playing a Dick in this like Dylan Baker is a riot is like a murderous principle in Sam.
42:59 You know, without a theatrical release, without ever getting like a big wide release. Like before Art the Clown, you could argue that Sam was like the last really iconic figure or iconic character to come out of horror. Like his stuff was everywhere for a while. You could still see a lot of cool things at Spirit Halloween. He's just like a little scamp. I just love this movie. It's scary, it's funny, and it just looks absolutely gorgeous. It really captures everything I love about Halloween, so I'm very excited to go see this tomorrow night. That'll be awesome. Yeah. For me, this is my now it's Halloween season movie like, which I know is not a unique thought.
43:41 It is for a lot of people, but like I really get into the season with this movie. It's so good. I still haven't seen it. You would love it. I know. I would, everyone tells me I would love it. I honestly, it's one of those that at this point, like I know we're gonna cover it for disenfranchised at some point. So like. You just. Watch it. Do I save it? Like it's kind of where I am with it. You probably will be OK with watching it more than once, let's say. That is what I would say, yeah. Yeah. It's. Really. I'll see if I can squeeze on. This really good. This is like watching Black Christmas or a Christmas story or a Muppet Christmas Carol. Like I would like make this like the Muppet Christmas Carol I watch every Christmas season.
44:22 Same thing with this. OK. Yeah, totally. OK, so my 8:00 spot is I don't know, is this this is my favorite or among my favorite meta slashers and that is Behind the Mask, the Rise of Leslie Vernon from 2006, directed by Scott Glosserman. This is whenever the question comes up. Is there, What's the horror movie you wish you got a got a sequel? This is the one for me. I think this movie is fantastic. It is sort of starts out as this group making a documentary about this guy who's planning to be the next Jason or Freddie or, or you know, Michael Myers and how he does it. And so it just, I don't know, I find this movie incredibly hilarious for one thing.
45:20 And I think this is one of those movies that after Targets, you know, which has a great blazing ending. You go into this one, there's a lot of humor, There's a lot of sort of weird twisty stuff. There's some, if you've never seen it, there's some nice twists. It actually switches from being a documentary into being sort of like a a motion picture, a feature film towards the end. And I don't know, I've always liked this movie. I've always found it to be a just a ton of fun and it's got great cameos. There's a there's a cameo moment from Kane Hotter, you've got Zelda Rubenstein, you've got Robert England. And it's sort of, I think in some way it's really smart in the way it approaches, especially so far after Scream had been out.
46:11 Scream had been out for 10 years and it still manages to dissect the slasher in a in a way that's interesting and really entertaining. I also wish this movie would get a sequel. I mean, especially like right now and like fold in like social media, you know, into it. Like this is like kind of the peak time to do like a legacy sequel to it. If anybody hasn't seen it, this isn't a spoiler, but like just to give you an idea of like, you know, the way that they operate within the lore and everything. Like in this movie, The other like killers like have existed or whatever. Leslie Vernon has a mentor, yes, who is like a retired serial killer and his and it is inferred that his wife was like a final girl that he is now married to. And just that whole idea of like just that layer of like adding that in to be like, you know, to put slashers within the real world, I think is very fun and fascinating. This movie's a hoot.
47:17 Yeah, and they, they also assigned him an icon like that. The mentor character is, it's hinted that he is himself an iconic slasher from, from a past film. We, we covered this one on Disenfranchised a few years ago with the great Jessica Scott. And it's, it's such, it's such a fun movie. I kind of wish it got a sequel too, so that we could cover the sequel on Disenfranchised, frankly. Yeah, this movie is so fun. I love this movie. Really. I'm not going to spoil anything because I want people to have the treat in front of them, but I really, really like where it goes. Yeah, I agree. Great pick, another great pick, another fun meta pick. And I think it's a nice kind of like the cerebralism of like targets, like how intelligent that movie is about that.
48:03 This is an unintelligent movie, but it's a much different animal. There's a lot more humor to it. It's I think a really kind of great like opposites attract to targets. Yeah. Plus there's microfiche. Exactly. Macrofiche. Yes, and you get Zelda Rubenstein saying microfiche. Which is a. Gift. You don't realize it right now, but that is a gift you never knew you always wanted. Actually I might turn that into my text alert sound. Thank you, Ari. Because she's just the best. And then make sure that I have your number so I can text you ad nauseam so you can just hear it over and over and over and over. Done. All right, OK, cool.
48:47 So we are back to Devon. 10:00 PM. People are getting tired. People are getting loopy. What are we gonna look at now? Yes, people are getting tired and loopy. Indeed. I'm kind of basing my format off of Super Yaqui, the the T-shirt company. They did a movie marathon and it was like a, it was a four movie marathon. It was a surprise. So you like showed up and you didn't know what the four movies were. So the third slot was, you know, because people are kind of getting loopy and stuff, you lean into it a little bit. So this is my sillier pick. This is probably the least known, not only on my marathon, maybe of anybody's marathons here. This is bait D because hey, it's my marathon. There's no rules here.
49:36 We're doing it in 3D. Hell yeah. This is. Bait 3D from 2012. This was directed by Kimball Rendow from Australia. And this is a a shark attack slash natural disaster movie where there's this town in Australia and everybody's like kind of interconnected. People know each other, people are dating each other, relatives, whatnot. All these people are kind of set up to be related. And they all happen to be in in this grocery store when a tsunami hits. A tsunami hits and traps everyone in the grocery store. And not only are they trapped in the grocery store and there's tensions of interpersonal dramas arising, there's also sharks swimming around.
50:26 So it is them like trying to figure out how they can escape the store, survive the sharks and also solve their interpersonal demons within with each other in this life or death scenario. It is a soap opera with some sharks and it is a great time, but also like this like kind of escape thriller of them coming up with plans and scenarios and using each other's skills to try to get out of this situation. Is the acting all that good? No, not really. But it has people that you know, it has people's faces that Xavier Samuel from the loved ones, he's in this the guy from a nip tuck, Julian something. The one that just passed away, Julian. Rest in peace, he's in it as well. This movie, it is not the best thing in the world, but what it is is very fun.
51:20 It will tug at your heartstrings a little bit. Surprisingly, the effects are not great, which adds to the fun factor. And somebody does punch a shark in this movie, so. That's all it. Wants 10:00 PM slot bait in 3D. Bitch, you should represent in Australia. So in other words, this is the most Devon movie ever made, Or at least a movie made exclusively Ford. Movie is so sick I love. This movie. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Believe I haven't seen this movie. It's been on my list forever. Ari, you would love it the most out of anyone here. It's exactly my shit. I need to watch it right now because it sounds so perfect. It kind of sounds like the Mist with sharks instead of aliens. A little bit a.
52:05 Little bit, yeah. Yeah, OK. But shark punching, Yeah. No, what I was gonna say just depends if like blowing a kids face off your son's face off at the end. Hey, I know that kid whose face got, I remember legit. I, I, I we used. He used to go to my church. I knew, I knew. That's amazing. Yeah. It is a crazy story, Brian. Yeah, I love that for you. Actually. I love that for all of us. Can we get him on the podcast? I doubt it. He's too big for us now. OK, say no more. I won't say anything else right now. So anyway the. Mist is anyway. My copy of the Mist is, I'm sure, just right here.
52:47 No, I'm kidding. That's right, I can't. Just I can't just reach off screen and grab my copy of The Mist Brian. Doing the bit. Yeah, it's. Gonna be committed to it. I just bought it. It should be in that pile. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I bought my copy. Of that I was sure to get the one that has the black and white version too. The black and white version is the proper version. So I don't have that one yet. We yeah, I need to get that one anyway. I think it comes as a bonus feature. Yeah, I think it does on. The version that I have, that's what I was. Going to check the wrong version I. It was a purposeful choice. I was at Half Price Books and it was there and I was there.
53:28 So. What more do you need? Similar to the miss. I have the fog arriving on 4K steelbook tomorrow. Nice 22 bucks. I have that 4K steelbook. It's over there on my Steven on the side of my desk. You like brought out your stack of steelbooks? I've been like, yeah, I'll spend a few extra bucks like a. They're my favorite, worth it. I'm a slut for steelbooks. They are. My God, they're the best. I try to save it for movies I really love and then like a couple that I'm just like, if I'm going to own this, I might as well have it on Steelbook. Right. Right, all right. I got to say this bait. I'm adding that to my watch list because that sounds. Amazing.
54:09 It's going on mine too. 100%, yeah. Good pick. OK? Devon's just really good at selling this shit, honestly. I know, I know. If I watch it, I'm probably not going to have as good a time as Devon. I sold. It much, much and higher steam than what it actually is if you. Want to watch it on Devon? But if you get it, you get it. You know, it's, it's one of those. Let me just say I contain multitudes, you know, So I mean, there are all kinds of things that I'm into, all right? So all right, let's just OK, let's isolate. That can that be on the soundboard please I. Contain multitudes.
54:50 Yeah. No, no, I've been not that one. What did I miss? I missed the. Answer that. I said I'm into all sorts of stuff. Like track. Suits. And gold chains. OK. Oh my. Goodness, I'm also leather. Moving on, Moving on to Steven. 10:00 PM. Speaking of leather. For goodness sake. I had a different movie for this holiday and at at this spot, but I opted to go for something I thought might be a little more fun and in the 10:00 PM slot. Something that's gonna, you know, bring some laughs, bring some chuckles and honestly, something a little more recent. This movie is it. It came out earlier this year.
55:30 And if it doesn't make my top ten, I don't know what I'm doing. It's Josh Reuben's heart eyes for Valentine's Day. Great pick because what what I guess and what brings people together exactly? Seattle with Palm. Trees. Yeah. Seattle. We all know. Yeah. Fake Seattle. I you know. I love in Parks and Rec when they when they go to the the neighboring city and they've got palm trees everywhere and they're like, wait, these don't grow in Indiana and they're like they do here. It's funny. It's just. Yeah, it's perfect. Eagle 10 Hard Eyes is such a fun film. Yes, Eagle 10, which is, I'm convinced, based on Carmel IN which if you're if you know, you know, north suburb of Indianapolis. But no, I love I loved hard eyes. I thought it was so much fun.
56:13 Josh Rubens film from earlier this year. It's got a great cast. It's it's just really a really fun slasher. And sometimes you just want a really fun slasher. Was I think widely regarded as one of the first like real big fun horror releases and over performed at the box office. So I'm, I'm hoping maybe for a sequel to that one. Maybe we'll see. But I I had a lot of fun with Hard Eyes and yeah, I think it'll probably end up making my best of list at the end of the year because yeah, it's a lot of fun. So yeah, we're going with Hard Eyes for Valentine's Day at the 10:00 slot. Good movie, fun time. It's definitely a fun one to like watch with people you know. It's a good constant chuckle. The kills are pretty solid, and Mason Gooding is an absolute star.
56:59 I love him. He's just, it just explodes with charisma. I've met him before, very sweet man. And he's also a Frenchy owner. So basically we're best friends. Yeah, nice, is what I'm saying. But yeah, hard eyes, good movie, good choice. Yeah, this one sits just outside of my top 10 for the year. But when you get to that level, like it could flip flop it there at some point. Second in what Devon said, like Mason Gooding, who is one of the best things about the Scream reboot, like I would say him and is it Jasmine Savoy Brown? I believe like is also like. The two best things about the Scream reboot have been them as characters and.
57:40 Yeah. What I love about this movie and I've watched it a couple times, is it not only functions really great as like a deconstruction of slasher movies, but as a deconstruction of romantic comedies as well. Like it does both it it really manages to not not skewer, but to kind of like probe at both subgenres so, so well. And I would say that Gooding and his Co star Olivia Halt, they have such great chemistry together. They're just so much fun to watch in this movie. It really, it's streaming on Netflix. It looks gorgeous and it's a great look for a killer as well. Highly recommend this one. A great pick for Valentine's Day. I got to give this movie a fair shake because I liked it, but boy was I distracted by the fake seattleness of the fake Seattle. Because it's tough.
58:33 It's hard. I don't know what to tell you. I guess it was just like, yeah, oh, my gosh, there are no wineries anywhere near this place. You know, I mean all these kinds of the resident Packer. Western are over here. I know, I know it's stupid, but it was just some of these things that just distracted. But I will, I will give it a fair shake because I did like the the slasher and I like the romantic comedy elements of it. I just was like, they're eating outside and it's February. This would not be happening. I mean so. Why is every scene not covered in cloud cover? I mean, it was, it was like, so it was, it was that kind of thing. And I know it's just not fair to the movie. Watch it again, Brian, but every time they say Seattle or every time that the screen says Seattle, just sub in Los Angeles.
59:23 You'll probably enjoy it a lot more. Probably, yeah. So anyway, I did like it though, didn't it? Didn't totally Take Me Out of it. Like this movie, I didn't love it. I really wanted to love it. Like everything you guys said about it is great, is true. It's just it was I don't like romantic comedies and it was like half romantic comedy and I was like more, more horror please. But it's cool that there is a movie for the ROM com horror lovers out there. I mean, there aren't too many ROM coms made anymore. So honestly, in that regard, it was it was kind of a breath of fresh air down. We don't really get movies like that anymore, and that's kind of awesome. And I'm happy for everybody. To get down with the good ROM com. Absolutely.
1:00:06 Me too. Probably would not know that about me, but I'm a sucker for for them. You also definitely. Might that tracks because you are. You're. Making something I. Know about you? You're a heartless or a hopeless romantic. Wow. Oh shit, the truth. Bitch. I'm on my third bourbon and coke right now so go easy on me. All right. OK. Mike, what's at 10 for you? I think you are skipping someone. You are I. Dare not do such things. I'm sorry are. And yet you did. Did you guys got the soundboard work and everything? Did you see The Daily Show thing on the on that?
1:00:46 That was one of the funniest things. I was like, yeah, it's it's awesome. So you got to check it out if you haven't. OK, Ari, I'm so sorry. No worries. Hey that. Talked that you skipped me. I did. Yeah. It's having a good time, yeah. I'm just. Like we're chatting, we're doing some shit. Ari's just vibing, That's what Ari. 'S. Like Nora Ephron, she can. Go. To hell. Yeah, sure. And Diane? G Who knows? Well, for goodness sake, I don't want to speak a little bit. 10:00 PM. What are we doing? We're doing Haunt's gone wrong. So you know the 8:00 PM slot. OK, OK, OK, OK.
1:01:27 So we got houses October built kind of slow, kind of goes crazy. We got Hell House LLC ramps it up a little bit but also has a crazy ending. And like you guys have been saying the 10:00 slot. We want to ramp it up a little bit. And so I wanted to put in a a really sort of a little bit, not extreme, but like where the violence is elevated, the everything is just like stepped up a little bit more. It's a little bit crazier. So I went with Haunt from 2019. This is a movie that had to grow on me over time. The first time I watched it, I was like, I don't know about this, but every time I watch it, I like it more and more.
1:02:11 And it's about, I mean, like all these movies, right? It's about a group of friends who go to an underground extreme haunt. And they are trying to figure out, are they seeing real kills and real violence? Are they really trapped? Can they get out anytime? And they're talking to the haunt workers, and it's not always clear, like, are they in character or are they really in danger? And this one also takes a really weird turn at the end. I think that's kind of a theme of of all the movies in my in my marathon. So this one's got some crazy violence in it.
1:02:52 It's got some really heightened characters in it. And it's got a really good looking haunt and some really creepy haunt actors. So this is what we're doing at 10:00 PM to keep everybody awake. Like Hell House LLC, where that movie is very scary, but the haunt is a huge let down. Yeah, the haunt in haunt, the actual attraction is pretty terrifying. Like it's a really good haunted attraction. This is also a movie that grew on me. I didn't like it on 1st watch, Ari. It might have even have been you that have said give it another watch. And on like second watch, I'm like, this is actually pretty great.
1:03:33 Like this is a terrific film. So I get it. I. Think you're you're. Killing your marathon like it is. Thank you like. All killer, no filler. So. So I haven't seen this movie, but something I'll say about myself is though I can't do like haunts like like like live haunts, I can't. So I'm too reactive. Like I always end up almost hitting somebody or something because like again, my fight or flight, I'm fight like I'm ready to go, you know? So it's like I can't really do haunts. I love escape rooms because that is like I can be proactive and I can like actively get myself out of things.
1:04:16 Like a haunt is just like, oh, I'm just willingly doing nothing and walking through this and just like experiencing it. I can't do them unfortunately. I love them. I haven't been to 1 yet this season. I need to pack like three of them in I. Haven't been to one ever because I'm a big fat, scaredy cat That's, you know, well documented on this podcast. So yeah. Yeah, I, I don't. I'm. Sorry, I struggle with jump scares in even in movie theaters. So when when I we I did one like Maze one time with my mom. I was pretty young, but it's just having things and people like jump out at me and stuff was so overwhelming that it was I just couldn't do it. But I do like this movie.
1:05:06 I saw it once way back when, probably in 2019 and I but I would be interested in revisiting it though for sure. I thought it was. I enjoyed it actually the first time, which doesn't seem to be the consensus on that one did. You ever see the documentary the An American Scream about the home haunts? So the gentleman who had like the most professional looking home haunt for a few years, he did GoPro and he opened up a hunt at like it was actually at a mall of all places. And my friends and I went through it one year and it was incredible. It it was like one of those things, or if like these types of things kind of scare you too much, it would be a perfect one to go through because it was more like walking through, like really gorgeous pieces of haunted art.
1:06:00 Yeah. Like every room was. Designed. Beautifully there was, you know, a little bit of a jump factor there, but more than any other haunt I've been through, you could really luxuriate through. Like I remember my friends and I going through it and really just drinking in every room and how beautiful it was. No, that's cool. I, my trajectory with haunts is I get really hyped up. I get my friends hyped up, we get our tickets, we get there, we go to stand in line. I turn into a big baby. I start trying to get everybody to bail. I'm like, hey guys, this waits really long and it's cold. Like maybe you just want to go literally do literally anything else. Like should we just get in the car and leave and the actors can Aura leave it? Aura leave it.
1:06:46 She's going after a Halloween decoration. I'll be right back. I want you to that anecdote. Yeah. Right. We were just scared herself and just talking. About The Simpsons reference, she had to. Take herself out of line. That's great. OK, I need closure to that anecdote, sorry. Thank you. She was going after my ghost face stuffy. Oh no, can't have that. No. So the, the scare actors are so good at sniffing me out too. And so they're like, there's an easy target. And so they come pick on me, which is totally their job and they do a great job of it.
1:07:28 But then I just like, I'm like screaming and hiding my face and like, I'm afraid of everything. You guys remember that about me, right? Like I'm literally afraid of everything. And so I am really scared the whole time we're in there. But then we come out of the haunt and I'm really glad we did it. So I'm just kind of like, do I like these? I'm not sure if I like. Haunt. It's fun to be scared. It is right? I mean you would not watch. That's what we do here. Right. It's fun to be scared in a safe environment like that, you know? I, I'm a huge fan. I would not do an extreme haunt where they can grab you or bury you alive. Like that doesn't have an appeal to me. But going through these, especially giant outdoor ones that take a long time to go through, like, give me that all day long.
1:08:24 Yeah. Yeah. I know a guy who's a who does a acting in haunts every year, and so it's kind of it's kind of fun to see him create his costume and post those things and stuff. Oh yeah, it's so creative. I I made a movie a short film once with an actor who did or guy who owned a haunt in Muncie, IN called the the organ trail and his character was creepy the clown and he was a killer clown who had a weapon he called the giggle stick which was a multi colored bat with little polka dots all over it. And then at the end, a a buzz saw like that would just spin. So that film is called The Pumpkin Man 3 and you can watch it on YouTube. Excellent.
1:09:08 The Giggle stick. I heard the term. Giggle stick. And I don't, you know, listeners, you can only imagine where my mind went when I heard, yeah, that man is not in prison. He's not allowed within 1000 yards of a school. Hey kids, do you want to see my giggle stick? OK. Let's move on before. Mike continues to spread misinformation. That's right. That's right. OK, Now I have to turn the mic over to Mike. OK. After all that. Take it away. From him for a second. And then while he Conti cates, I've been a ton of giggle sticks, ironically. Enough. My next movie is called Giggle Stick, No? A lesser known horror anthology?
1:09:49 Yes. Boy. So listeners, like the vibe you're getting right now, we're all a little bit. It's actually just turned 10:00 here, ironically enough. We're all a little bit punchier. We're a little bit giggly. We're kind of cracking more jokes. Like things are broken down a little bit. It's a little bit more chaotic. And that to me is like the 10:00 slot. Like, that's what you kind of want to have. Like the drinks are probably flowing a little bit more. It reminds me of like when I was younger and we would have like movie marathons every weekend at a friend's house, like bands would be playing in the basement. It was pre cell phone day. So we'd be prank calling girls that would never want anything to do with us. And my pick for this is a recent film, one we're going to cover here, VHS Halloween, which I'm not going to say too much about it, but because we're going to cover it in depth with the show, I think it's the best of the VHS series.
1:10:44 It's definitely the best since Part 2. And this to me captures adult Halloween in a really fun way. Like there's not really a ton of like little kid action in this at all. And it kind of captures like at some point when you're a teenager, you kind of grow out of Halloween a little bit and then in your 20s it comes back around and it becomes the best holiday. And most of the segments here really capture that. There's a great haunted house like Coochie Coochie Coochie COO. I think there's like a part in there where there's a giant baby man where I had to like pause the movie because I was laughing so hard at the visual of it.
1:11:27 Fun size is like an absolute hoot. Like really like all of these. They really worked for me. We just talked about home haunts. There's a great home haunt segment in this one, and the teenage kid in that is absolutely brilliant. He gives one of my best performances. Minor spoiler. Like special effects girl Rick Baker plays a character in that segment, Rick, who basically goes through his neighbor's home hunt and just like eviscerates this dude verbally at how shitty everything is and the fact that it's Rick Baker again. Special effects legend who created the best effect of all time in American Werewolf in London. That transformation scene, It's just like, I love everything about this movie.
1:12:15 And it's just the perfect amount of chaos for 10:00 PM. And I think that this is like, you get a like, the kids are gone to bed and you can be a little bit crazy. I saw this at Fantastic Fest and it was such a good one to see. With Josh, yeah. I really had a lot of fun with it. I think it's a great one to watch with friends. It captures the Halloween spirit. It Yeah, great pick. I haven't watched it yet, I haven't kept up on the VHS series to be honest, but I will get. There's like 1 every 15 minutes so I can't really blame you. I know, though, technically speaking, it's like, Oh no, actually, Brad's not at Bloody Disgusting anymore.
1:12:58 Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, Brad's moved on. Did not know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so Brad is producing full time now. So, so VHS and Terra Fire and all these other things are what he's doing instead. And so, yeah, I he's not standing behind me with a giant sack of money anymore. Not. That. He ever was. But you know what? I was, yeah. So yeah, it was a modestly sized sack of money. I haven't seen this one yet, but I was sharing in the Slack channel with Mike that one of my friends worked on the special effects for Coochie COO and for Fun Size. That's awesome.
1:13:44 She's done a lot of really fun special effects in various horror movies, but she was extremely proud of her work on Avhs Halloween. So super dope. I can't wait to watch it. She should be. The effects and fun size are spectacular, like they are out of this world and it's so Devon. This is a very Devon coded movie. I'd be shocked if he didn't love it. That's what I've seen. I was like seeing like what the vibe is from each segment. I was like, OK, I was like, this might be me. I'm excited. VHS Devon. I'd watch it. Yeah, well, you know, talk to Brad. Maybe he'll get that going for you. Hey, I've been trying.
1:14:28 Don't get me wrong, I've been trying. Fair enough, fair enough. Okay, so like everyone has said, the 10:00 slot is sort of everyone's getting a little loopy, everyone's getting a little funny. So I did not put a great movie here, but I put one that I think that people, I can imagine people talking back to the screen. I can imagine people sort of laughing and making fun a little bit of how kind of silly the movie is. It's called How to Make a Monster and it's from 1958 and you got to think of it this way. OK, so it can it has it's about a makeup artist at AIP and this is an AIP movie. OK, who had the previous year released 2 films an American were not an American wolf.
1:15:17 I was a teenage werewolf and I was a teenage Frankenstein, both of whom appear in this movie. And so the makeup artists, the the studios like being taken over from from Arkoff and Nicholson and they're going to stop making monster movies and they're going to start making musicals and stuff because, you know, we all know that really happened. AIP just totally abandoned horror after, you know, after that anyway. No, of course not that. But so he develops this makeup where he essentially is able to control these people. It's like teenagers are so great to work with. They're so malleable.
1:15:58 They'll do whatever you want basically is what he says. And so he essentially sends, makes these guys up as Frankenstein and the Wolfman and has them go and kill the the new studio heads. And it's so it starts out in black and white. It's this, it's this, it's more or less the third part of a trilogy after I was a teenage Werewolf and I was a Teenage Frankenstein, neither of which are great movies, but they're a lot of fun. And so this is the third installment in that. And but it's the meta version. It's the it's the new nightmare version of and it's it's goes to color at the end for no apparent reason. And it's, it's silly and funny and a good time. And I don't know, I, this is the only one I had not seen before setting about making this this list. I had heard about it.
1:16:56 I had discovered it, but I hadn't watched it yet. So I watched it and I thought, that's a good one for when people are just going to, you know, throw stuff at the screen and, and laugh and be silly, you know? So this is how to make a monster which I can't imagine any of you would be able to comment on. What? I will say. I've heard of this one. Me either. It's on YouTube and it's 70. 3 minutes long. It's 73 minutes long. Brian, you had me at 73 minutes long. I Brian, I love your picks because you are like, I mean, you always know lots of movies that I don't know.
1:17:40 And I think that's really cool. And especially like you said, people act like meta horror is a new thing and you're showing that it's clearly, clearly not. And so I just feel like I'm sitting here getting an education in like meta horror history, and this is so exciting to put new stuff on my list. Yeah, I mean, like, I don't want to oversell it. It's like Devon said about his pick. Not a great movie. Yeah, no. But it's that's. Coming through, but I'm excited to learn pieces of of history, you know, of horror meta horror history. And, you know, if you have time to watch either of the 1st 2:00 as well, I mean, come on.
1:18:23 Michael Landon in his first starring role in I Was a Teenage Werewolf. I mean, I mean, that's a moment that's not to love. Yeah. Yeah. The visual from that. Is that Christopher Landon's father? I think we're thinking Little House on the Prairie. Yeah. What was the he plays an Angel in ATV show for a long. Time I went to heaven. I went to heaven, Mike. I watched that religiously. That's all folks. Have a great night. We'll see you next year. Apologies, apologies, I'll see my way out. Is that the only one from the soundboard you were able to get loaded by?
1:19:07 It might be and I have not put the Borg C Scott one. I mean, that's. The one we needed. After that joke. Yeah, Oh, wait a minute, the long version. That boy sound. Director's Cut, The extended cut of the soundboard. Still like Brian? Will never laugh. Right. No. Greatest. Contribution to the show. I will. I will not. Defensive to say. Top bet. No, Brian, you bring so much more to the show. Does he though? Yeah, so. What's better than that? All right, Ari, name one thing. You sound better than that. Oh. The Frankenstein series, it was good.
1:19:51 I think you're the. Only one that thinks that though. It wasn't getting. Brian, do you? Brian, should we just get the fuck out of here? Like what? Is going on and then. That's like, so I just see my yeah, what are? We. Where are we? I will say talking to a potential new listener about the show, they asked what should we start with? And I did say like the Frankenstein episode was like. The cast legitimately. In all sincerity, though, that is a great series, yeah. Well, thank you. It was tragically under listened to if the numbers are any indications. I believe that's probably true. OK, Last moments here. The last slot, midnight. The witching.
1:20:34 Is it the witching? I don't know. The witching hours like one or something, right? I don't know. OK. Depends on. Your time zone. There you go, there you go. OK, so final film, what do you send in your audience off with Devon? I mean, it's midnight, anything can happen. You got to go big, you got to do something. So, so to encompass my, my whole thing, one, my theme was from around the globe. And I think what Mike's called to my list of shenanigans was I, I didn't remember it until like 10 minutes ago. I think I was supposed to pick stuff from every continent except from North America.
1:21:17 That is correct. I think that's what. But here's the thing, because this midnight pick, it isn't just America, it represents the world. If I am going to do my marathon of around the globe, this pick is the most global because. So this past year, 4th of July comes around. I'm not feeling very patriotic as this year has been a whole thing for me. I go, what's the most patriarchy movie I could watch? It's Pacific Rim, directed by Guillermo del Toro from 2012.
1:22:03 Again, what's? Going on honey. This is a quote UN quote US production. Guillermo del Toro, Mexican director. So this is representing North America, but again, this is representing the world because in this idealized society where Kaiju are rising up from the Pacific Ocean, the world has finally banned together to make a task force to go up against these Kaiju monster. So that has been my secondary theme as creatures and Kaiju, right. That was one of the discarded wheel picks that did not get picked up from this and this movie. It makes me so emotional, like I cry when I watch this movie.
1:22:43 Like this movie, it is so big and heartfelt and just staggering to watch the set pieces, the the effects and the rain and everything. I mean, I've never been attracted to a robot except when that robot like picks up the ship and uses it like a baseball bat, you know? Like, I mean, this movie, it just, it really has it all again. Your mind is kind of fried by the end of your marathon for this 4th movie, and you need a movie to rally you, to get you through the night. And you know what's going to get you through the night? Idris Elba as Stacker Pentecost, the most ridiculous name that's ever existed in a film giving it.
1:23:30 Giving the greatest name ever given in a film. Giving the speech of speeches about the apocalypse not happening because they are ending the apocalypse. I mean, come on, this movie. Come on. Mind drifting with your partner because you're in love and your connection and everything. I mean it. This movie has a little bit of everything and it is so fun and I appreciate something more about it every time I watch it. This is the movie to go out on for my marathon. So Pacific Rim at midnight. Gilma del Toro representing the world baby. Perfect pic.
1:24:10 Can I tell you the truth? I just watched this movie for the first time like 3 weeks ago. Hell yeah. And and. You've never seen it. What an. Experience. I've never seen it. Especially because you guys know this about me. I'm a big Neon Genesis Evangelion fan. Like I. Did not know that. I rewatched that series like every couple years, and it's really important to me. Like it. I mean, everybody who likes Evangelion says that, right? But like, it lives in my soul. And Guillermo del Toro was so inspired by Neon Genesis Evangelion, the way the angels and the robots, the mechs in that franchise use movement and and you can feel the weight of the fights. He was inspired to put that into his robots and his kaijus. And so there are movements in Pacific Rim that looked like exact movements from Evangelion.
1:25:08 And it was just like this full circle moment for me of like having feelings, which I usually don't like to have, but when watching Pacific. Rim, I have it the. Thing is, I can relate to that very close dearly. Yeah, I've. I've. Never seen it like Brian and I were talking about Del Toro off mic and I said what do you think? And Brian was like, more like Del Boro. What was that That just? Happened. That's right. Come on, man. Especially when the guys got my most anticipated movie of the year coming out here. So not Farah guys.
1:25:53 Too. Fast too. Farah too. Not Farah. Again, you guys are going to be changed when you watch this movie. Pacific Rim is so special. Because it's not. Appreciated the way it should have been. The sequel does not exist and this movie is perfect. And then go watch all of me on Genesis Evangelion and then come have a conversation with me. Where might this be watched? Pacific Rim. No, the show you were talking about. Neon Justice. It's on Crunchyroll. It's on Crunchyroll. If you're an anime fan. There's OK, so the English dub on Netflix is technically a really good dub. However, they they sort of change some of the language to take some of the gay out and I don't like that They also don't have the rights to all the music and so. Honestly.
1:26:41 If you can just buy the Blu-ray and make your life better, well, you don't have to do that. You can just watch it on Netflix and you'll get the idea. OK. Yeah, all right. Anyway, sorry, I have a lot of feelings about it. Sorry. I see that I see that. I'm. I'm happy that you have feelings. Thanks, though you apparently don't might not feel. Them most of the time. I don't like to have them but I allow them for Neon Genesis, Saving Gilly and and now Pacific Rim. OK. All right. Yeah, I, I need to. That's the big Del Toro blind spot for me. Is that 1? So I need to be sure to check that one out OK? Steven yes.
1:27:23 Midnight. So I, I mentioned earlier that Midsumar is arguably my most prestigious film on the list, and I think if there's any film that's going to probably vie for that spot against it, it's going to be my midnight film. I had another pick for this, but Mike determined that it did not. That spring break did not count as a holiday, which rude to college students, frankly. Tell that to any college student, Mike. You don't think I will? I'll get right in their ugly faces. Movie. Did you pick? Yeah. I wouldn't I my initial because I wanted to go full circle with something Dante and Jason. So I had initially picked Piranha 3D, which is gratuitous in every conceivable way. I thought it was.
1:28:07 DI was thinking yes, double D1. No, no 3D. That was very gratuitous, too. The the Alexander Aja film. Gotcha. Was what I had initially picked, but again, apparently Springberg's on a holiday so. So I wanted. To do like can I count my birthday as a holiday? Like no. Birthday. Someone else's birthday. My birthday is 4/20 so is it a holiday? Devon says yes and look if anyone is. Qualifiable. That's a double. Turning Whether or not 420 is a holiday, it's Devon. Birthday on 4/20? That's a double whammy, that. That is. Unfortunately, it's also Hitler's birthday, but you know, hey.
1:28:49 Fucking you're taking a. Bag, but it's also coming to Kay's birthday. That's fun. OK, we're back a little bit. We're, we're, we're. Man, Brian just made this whole episode of fucking. Bummer. And Clint Howard's birthday, So. There we go. We like that guy. Yeah. All right, Patriot fan of of bad movies, Clint Howard. So I wanted to pick something that kind of matched the energy of Piranha 3D because I like the idea of going out on something that is very like all out ridiculous for the like the final movie of the night, like everyone's winding down. Everything's just really chaotic and insane. And I wanted a movie that really captured that energy. So when I mentioned this project to some of the, the people that I know in real life, including my partner, one of my colleagues from work and my friend Tucker from the disenfranchised podcast, most, if not all of them brought up this film. And you, you'll notice I'm going a long way building this up because the film is, is Jordan, Jordan Downey's 2008 classic Thanks Killing, in which a a homicidal Turkey, an undead homicidal Turkey rises from the grave after 510 years to murder a group of college students going home for Thanksgiving break.
1:30:03 Is it every bit as ridiculous as you hope? Yes. Yes it is. Does it include a a Turkey having sex with a woman and then after he ejaculates telling her you just got stuffed before he murders her? Also, yes it is. It is everything you want and nothing you need to watch. And it is the perfect movie to end for for of course, the holiday of Thanksgiving. A marathon of just madcap insanity. That is my marathon. I haven't seen this movie. One thing that I do appreciate about it, Correct me if I'm wrong, don't they? Isn't the next movie. Thanks Killing three. And there isn't a second. Movie, Yeah. That's it. I love that.
1:30:44 I think that's an amazing bit, I think. Thanks, killing going to be my wheel pick for 2026. Stay tuned. You know what? I'm here for it. Hey, Speaking of Clint Howard, there's an Ice Cream Man, a sequel coming out too there. You go. Really. Yeah. So in Thanks Killing, they make the same Jonbenet Ramsay joke twice. They make the same joke twice in one movie, and it's a very, very crass joke about a dead child. There's also as tasteful. As the rest of this movie. Yeah, there's a Columbine joke too, just for throw that in there.
1:31:24 Opens with a close up of a of of a human breast. That is, that is the kind of movie that we are watching here. And it never, it never elevates from that point. It does exactly what you expect, and it is the lowest common denominator across the board. It looks again. It's incredible. It's I love this. Movie, it's insane. It's so insane. This is a This is a Thanksgiving essential. That sounds a sure. I was just looking at the like ratings on Letterbox and you know, boy does that. That goes to the bell. Curve right. Yeah, it's not even a bell curve. It's more like the closer it gets, it's the sliding slow the lower. People, people have no taste.
1:32:08 You know what? You've got to appreciate this Turkey for what he is. Yeah, it. Feels. Like a full moon movie. It confuses me that it's not a full moon movie. It's it so the director Jordan Downey is, I think he was at the time he made this film, Wes Craven's intern. So like he's working with Wes Craven and just decides I want to make my own horror movie and this is what he makes. And someone, I, I read it somewhere that it was a parody of low budget horror movies. And I, I just think it's AI just think it's a typical low budget horror movie. I don't think it's parodying anything. It knows how bad it is for sure, but that doesn't make it a.
1:32:48 Parody. It's not a parody, no. I also looked on letterbox just to see if I had seen it and I have not. I had seen Poultrygeist, yeah, which is? That one's actually like a better made film. Really. A lot. That's not selling it. Yeah, man. I'm just saying if you want a movie that's going to make people like ready to go home after it's over. It's a movie. A movie that makes. If there's a movie that makes Lloyd Kaufman look like Orson Welles, then. It's this one you. Know what? That's actually true. That's the that's the Blu-ray pull quote. There it is, another Blu-ray pull quote from Brian Kiper, ladies and gentlemen.
1:33:36 I actually have yet to have. 1. Yeah, there you go. Thank you. Any other thoughts on Thanks killing? I'm amazed we talked about it. Before, with Diana dying to say something. I've. Never seen it well after I've after I've been silenced by the radical left from my free. Speech jail. Go to free speech jail. Mike. OK. All right, Ariel, what are you? What is your marathon? Why are you? What is your marathon culminating too? You know, I now I'm wishing I had picked something sillier and crazier after talking about the beautiful Pacific Rim and the nonsensical thanks killing.
1:34:23 I did not do that. But here we are with what I chose. So I chose one of my favorite Haunt Gone Wrong movies, which is Hellfest from 2018. Oh yeah. Directed by Gregory Plotkin. And this movie is another group of teenagers go to, but this is more like an amusement park, like maybe a Six Flags Fright Night type or Fright Fest type of thing because there's like different areas they can go to. And our main girl, our final girl, gets the sense that one of the haunt actors is following them throughout. And you've got the classic slasher setup of her friends being like you're imagining things, things you need to relax.
1:35:05 This is a really easy movie to watch and it is a really, really good version of what it is like. It is a slasher at a haunted amusement park. It's not asking a lot of you, but it's a really well done movie of that. And the acting is good and the killer is scary. So, you know, I thought it'd be good for Midnight because it's enjoyable enough to, like, keep you entertained, like keep you engaged. But it's not asking too much of you. It's just a slasher that you can dig your teeth into. It's got some great kills. And it has one of the best endings. So all the endings of the movies I picked kind of go somewhere where maybe you're like, oh, didn't think that was going to happen. And so that continues with Hellfest. Yeah, this is a great slasher that just had the misfortune of coming out at the same time as 2018's Halloween, which I believe went on to be like the highest grossing slasher movie of all time and kind of just sucked all the oxygen out of every other, like, genre film that was out. But this is another amusement park junkie and honk junkie. This melds the world's really well. They're actually going to be doing that on Saturday with my kiddo and my sister and her kids. And we're going to be doing this exact thing, like a amazing part that converts into a lot of haunted attractions around Halloween.
1:36:27 And you're right about the ending. Like it is a gut punch of an ending in the best possible way. So another again, Ari, you went 4 for four and you managed to go 4 for four in like 2 categories. Yeah, well, I there are a lot of good hot gone wrong movies and there's so many more that could have made this list that didn't. And so it's a, it's a rich micro genre. It's one of my favorite micro sub genres is why I love it as well. I'm surprised this movie, like I mean like it did like decent when it came out and like it has its fans, but I'm like I'm surprised it like didn't do bigger at the box office and but also at the same time, I'm surprised it doesn't have like a little bigger of a cult. Following.
1:37:16 Yeah. This feels like a fun, you know, watching October type of film. Yeah, I have a soft spot for this movie because I have various personal connections to it. This was the first press junket I did whenever I was in LA, and it was so because I was going to mention it earlier when we were talking about how I can't do haunts go on my Instagram page. I do have a video of at the press junket, they did like a haunt experience for this movie and it's all on video. Me flinching, almost swinging on people, It's all there. So you can go watch that on Instagram. It's also the press junket where I got to interview Tony Todd, which was like.
1:37:59 Wow. Oh. Yeah, life changing for me for sure, but I've also have partied and gotten very drunk with half of the cast of this film as well. So nice. Yeah. Big fan of Hell Fest. Only good memories associated with this film. Why not it's? An early writing credit for Akayla Cooper who would go on to write Malignant. Also she Co created like the Megan franchise like she's one of the more like I think creative screenwriters out there, like really, really talented woman and this is like an early effort from her as well in her. Career. Yeah, I like the thing you went three for three on is movies that start with the letter H.
1:38:40 Oh shit. Yeah, every one of those movies starts with the letter H so well done. This helps, so brought to you by the letter H all right. For I'm sorry, Brian, I interrupted. Really. All four? No, that's what kind of because the house haunt houses. Hell House. Did I say three? I've had 4 bourbon cokes. Yeah, it was all it was all four for four with H names. OK, awesome. I like this movie a lot and that's all I have to say. Yeah, heck. Good way to end the good way to. Thanks. And on the way out, on the way out of my festival, everybody gets a little flyer so they can go down the rabbit hole learning about Mckamey Manor after this.
1:39:22 Oh. God I. Watched all the time on that too. Yeah, I don't want to show that at my festival because that's a bummer. But for anyone who hasn't gone down the. Rabbit hole for yourself. Ari is not liable. I'm. Not responsible. Yeah, that's right. We'll end it on that. Nicely done. OK, Mike, what's, what are you ending your night with? So midnight is when things start to cool down a little bit. People are maybe leaving. They're like, and it's like I have found like some of the like the best conversations I've ever had with someone has come at the tail end of the night like this around midnight. So this last movie is a bit more chill than the others, especially coming off like How.
1:40:08 Bananas VHS Halloween is This is a 2017 British anthology film called Ghost Stories. It's based off a play that from Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman, they adapted their stage production for the screen and it is a little bit different in that it follows like 1 character who's a paranormal investigator and he investigates 3 separate stories including one starring Martin Freeman from The Hobbit movies. And like always, a welcome presence on screen is a Martin Freeman. It's very creepy, very atmospheric, but it is definitely like a much more languid pace overall. And the end of this film, like when you get the revelation of what's actually going on, is one of the sadder endings to a film. I won't spoil it here.
1:41:07 It's something that's on shutter. You can also buy it for five bucks on iTunes right now and I would say it's well worth the blind buy for. There are some great atmospheric scares in it. It's really well acted, it's really well shot and the ending is a bit divisive, but I personally thought it worked really well. It's a creepy for reasons creepy for reasons you wouldn't expect. I would say I've. Never seen this. I recommend. Oh my gosh, Mike, you're the only one who's seen this it. Does not throwing. It on the list. It also features a killer Turkey, oddly enough. No it does not OK. It does not, Mike.
1:41:49 That's all you had to say. Well. Like, I guess we can't really comment on that. Thanks, Mike. Everybody put it on your watch list. Everyone put it on your watch list and done. OK, so my last movie, this is one that I don't know if as many people have seen, but I feel like it would kind of blow the doors off at the end of the night. It is a movie called Anguish from 1987, and it starts with Michael Lerner collecting collecting eyeballs for his crazy mother, played by Go.
1:42:30 On. Zelda Rubenstein. There it is. OK, so it it, it appears that it's like this crazy medical kind of bloody slasher for about 20 minutes and then something happens that completely changes what the movie is 0. My God. And I don't even want to say what it is. Don't say it because. I want to. See what happens. Yeah, because when I watched this, I had heard it's great. You got to see this. Then I watched it and it it just sort of sneaks into this other, other gear and it's just like, wait, what?
1:43:11 What? Just what did I just. Yeah. So anyway, it's meta, but that's all I'll say. I've never even heard of this movie, so where can I watch this? It's on the. List I had to purchase the the DVD, but let's take a look at Just Watch and see if it is available. Not showing it anywhere. It's listed as coming soon on Real Good. OK, anguish from 1987, is it? Yeah, it says it's on. It's on full moon streaming service.
1:43:52 Yeah, it is there. You. Go you know what? Everybody ask your local library to get a copy for you. There you go. Probably do that. Yeah, so, but I was able to buy it for like $8. It was not an expensive DVD. It's, it's just one of those movies that I, I think by the end people would would just be losing their minds because it's so much fun. It's so weird. It's so bizarre. This is probably my favorite discovery of this year so far. Of all the movies that I've watched that are not of this year, this is the one that is just like, that's it. That's the discovery of the year for me. Because this, it was so surprising and entertaining and funny and weird.
1:44:41 Just when when it's as soon as I got the meta category, this was the one I wrote down. And I truly think this one would would just yeah, this would knock the doors off at the end of. The No, Brian, I do have a question for you. And the question is this. How many times does Zelda Rubenstein say the word microfiche? That's an important question. I'm afraid it does not come up in this one, Brian. She's she's she's in this movie. She's more of a villain character. It's an interesting dynamic because we haven't seen Zelda in different kinds of things like that, but Michael Werner is so good.
1:45:23 Hello, Michael Werner. He's great. I'm looking right now to purchase it on DVD. You can get it for the low low price of 107. Dollars. Are you kidding me? On Blu-ray. Brian got in just before the. Boom. On Blu-ray, $138. Ask your library. I'm so serious, listeners, if you're not on getting DVDs from your library, even if they don't have one on the shelf for you, they can often get it. Just got to push the libraries. My mom is a librarian, so I had to, you know, I got to get out. Sorry. Libraries dad reading is fundamental. Is such a bummer because this movie absolutely rules and I hope and pray that people are able to track it down at some point because it's fantastic, OK?
1:46:14 If they attend your marathon, Ryan. Only if they attend my marathon. So. So Brian is going to end our marathon. With the. Something that's impossible to see. It's like, alright daddy, more. Bucks, how you do it? If you're gonna program, you bring the exclusivity. Yeah, Brian. Brian's got the movie somehow. I do, I do. So I guess I'm glad I owned that one. So. I'm glad you own it too. Now we need to just get into a giant server together. There you go. So now now I feel like a bit of a jerk doing that, but hey, that's alright. Now, where everyone in your marathon's gonna leave the theater and file into your house at midnight? There you go. There you go.
1:46:54 Just hand the DVD to the projectionist, they'll figure it out. Exactly, exactly. OK, did. We do it. We did do it. How about which? Marathons. Are we going to see? Yeah, come. On Let's Sign. Up for all of them. Let's do a quick rundown. So each person just tell your 4 picks and then if we want to do a quick decide on that of a vote of what each of us would want to go see from another person, that would be that'd be cool as well. Devon, go ahead and give us your your. My My Compound theme of creature features and Kaiju from around the globe. At six PMI have infested, directed by Sebastian Vana Check representing France.
1:47:40 At 8 PMI have Godzilla -1 minus color, directed by a Takashi Yamazaki representing Japan. At 10 PMI have Bait 3D directed by Kimball Rendell, in 2012 representing Australia and at midnight finishing things off with Pacific Rim 2012 Guillermo del Toro representing the world. Baby. All right. That really should have been the end credits song for Pacific Rim. I can sing it over the end credits of this episode. There you go. We're.
1:48:22 Gonna get freaking cease and desist. We are. No, it's behind the paywall. No one cares. No, this is going on the live free. Episode. This is how is it going out on Yeah, this isn't a patriot. Episode this is out. Of the world, yeah, yeah. 2 All the world. All right, So Steven. Yes for the non Halloween holiday horror list the the hipster. I'm so sick of this Halloween shit list. I've got 1984's Gremlins in the 6:00 PM slot directed by the Great Jedante representing the Christmas season for the PM slot RE Astros 2019 Mid Samar representing the Swedish slash Pagan holiday of Midsummer in the 10 O clock spot. Josh Rubens Heart Eyes from 2025 representing Valentine's Day, St.
1:49:12 Valentine's Day and in the 12:00 PM chaos slot have the 2008 Jordan Downey film Thanks Killing representing everyone's favorite holiday, Thanksgiving. All right. OK, Ari, let's go for it. Yeah so my taking place in the Halloween season haunts gone wrong. Starting with the letter H theme. I have the houses October built, Hell House LLC, haunt and Hellfest. Brought to you about the letter H. Yes. All right, Excellent. OK, Mike. I'm just going to say if you Google Anguish 1987 full movie you may be able to find it streaming some.
1:49:59 It might be uploaded somewhere where you can like just watch. It I'm just. Saying. I'm saying that if it's out of print, you should. Yeah, if you have to pay $139 for the movie, that's that's a lot. It's not worth $139, no. It's a. Great movie, but it's not that good. Our patron page, however, is worth $139 is what I'm saying. Absolutely. 6:00 PM we have Creep Show, followed at 8:00 PM by 2000 Trick or Treat, followed at 10:00 by VHS Halloween, followed at midnight by Ghost Stories. And that's Ghost Stories, plural, not the 1980 film starring Fred Astaire and John Hausman, which I just got on Blu-ray, which I love that movie. OK, OK that.
1:50:52 That movie. Disagree for me. My goodness, I. Don't like that movie? At all. I'm sorry I I any movie that's got you know what's his name who's that the he's anyway I'm Fred Astaire. No, not Fred Astaire. He's great. It's. John taken to the house. Houseman. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I Nightmare on Elm Street 3. Chocolate. Craig. Craig Watson. Craig Watson. From body double. Yeah, he's kind of a charisma black hole anyway.
1:51:32 Oh damn, shots fired from Brian. No he's right. I literally just recorded an episode on Dream Warriors. He is a black hole of charisma. All right, thanks, Devon. OK, so my well, this is it's a meta, but it's also apparently cult movies because, you know, these are all just kind of cult following movies as well. So starting at 6:00 PM, the long day's journey in tonight with targets from 1968 eight PM Behind the mask, The rise of Leslie Vernon from 2006 at 10:00 PM Silly but fun. How to Make a Monster from 1958.
1:52:14 And we're finishing it off with Anguish from 1987, which we will be ripping from some clandestine place on the Internet. OK, so who's OK? Just your your gut instinct. Which one are you going to, Devon? I am going to your marathon, Brian. Your marathon does what I appreciate Marathons. You have two movies that I've seen that I love. You have two films that I haven't seen that sound very interesting to me, and I appreciate your consistency with the tone and also the educational value you provided in showing that, like you said, Meta has is not just a recent thing. It's been going on for a minute.
1:53:01 So I'm going to Brian's marathon myself. All right, How about you, Steven? I'm also going to Brian's marathon, actually, though I will say Devon's is a very close second. I like the, I like the rise, the build, I like the, the variety. And yeah, Ditto to everything Devon said. But if I can just, you know, speak up for Devon's just a little bit, it's, it's got, again, I think a good, good build, good rise. And I love his, his theme within a theme, which I thought was well executed. And honestly, he really just fucking sold me on bait, let's be honest. Absolutely, Ari, if you had to pick one. Well, you all did a really good job of, you know, thinking through all your pics.
1:53:47 But Brian, I, I would pick yours because I haven't seen three of the four movies, whereas all the other ones I've seen at least like two or three, sorry. So I would go to see some stuff I've never seen and soak up the knowledge. OK. Well, thank you, Mike. So the reason I'm not going to go to Brians is because there's two movies on there that well #1 Brians there. No, I kid, I think. Yeah, I know that is. Tracksuit required for entry. Let's be honest. No, the reason if we're doing. Track suits, I'm so in.
1:54:29 Right, I'm extra. In we need to roll in. I'm already wearing track suits whenever I go to the movie theaters, especially for a marathon. Like yeah, dead ass. Like they're the most comfortable thing I can when I. Get Water to Roll Day is film fest wearing matching track suits. I think I think that would be amazing. And roller skates. No, the reason I'm not going to Brian's is like, there's two movies on their targets and now anguish that I'm going to want to sit and actually watch and not be disturbed. And I know how these events go. They're social. You're chatting, you're kind of like talking amongst yourselves. You're laughing. People that come to these haven't aren't necessarily horror fans, but they watch movies in October and they're going to ask a lot of questions. And I could see myself committing a crime. I'm going to go to Arios because I think that I love all four of those movies, but they're also movies that I've seen at least twice and in some cases 5 or 6 times. So I feel like I can dip in and out of them, get up, stretch my legs, go converse with people, come back and just enjoy like a festive kind of party atmosphere. All of these are great.
1:55:46 Like I think all of you nailed the assignment in terms of putting together like a really like I would go to any of these because they're all fantastic, but the one that really calls to me is Arielle. 'S I mean, you didn't call it from the beginning, so yeah. That's true. First they got man again. This is a tough choice. Are you? Going to go to your own. No, I could do that at home because I have the DVD of. AI was going to say you're the only one in America that has the DVD for anguish apparently. Well. Festival at home. Yeah, there you go. There you go. I'm going to go with my gut. I think I'm going to go to Devon's because because, you know, I need to see Pacific Rim and I have got to see bait in 3D because I, I mean, that just sounds like, you know, after having experienced Friday the 13th Part 3 in 3D for the first time. There's if a movie was supposed to be in 3D, that's the way to see it.
1:56:40 It's just not as good otherwise. That's all I'm going to say about that. OK, nice job. This is really fun. Four or five, I should say, including my own, I guess, very fun marathons and yeah. Awesome. So this real quick, where can we find everybody? So I'm going to go in a different order just because why not? Arielle, where can we find you? You can find me on all the socials at RE under score Hellraiser. Right now I'm doing some different festival coverage for Film Hounds, so I've done some interviews and reviews for them.
1:57:20 At the time of recording. I just had a Terra Fire essay go live on Film Hounds today asking about why Terra Fire gets so many criticisms of misogyny, so I'm really glad for the Internet to yell at me about that soon. You can all be the first to know that I'm officially working on my second book for It's Like Apocalypse. Excellent. Yes. Hell yes. I won't tell you what it's about, but a bit of sizzle air, so I'll be busy with that so you can keep up with everything I'm doing on Blue Sky, Letterbox, Instagram, all all those ones. Yep, that's it. Awesome, Steven. You can find me at Chewy Walrus on Blue Sky and Letterbox, just those please and thank you. And you can find me on the Disenfranchised podcast where we're in the middle of our spooky thon. We're recording an episode on The Town That Dreaded Sundown here in a couple days from the recording of this episode with our very own Brian Kiper.
1:58:16 He'll be joining us for that. Yeah, we've already got it on the schedule. It's gonna be great. We might actually have the full disenfranchised crew for that one. I don't want to over promise anything, but you might. You might have the whole group with with you there, Brian. And then of course, you can also find me over at Wells University, a show where my friend Hope Stall and I talk about the great Orson Welles. I am also on the Halloween special for the Endless Elsewhere podcast. You can find that I I play a character written directly for me, which is always fun and rewarding when that happens. And then I'm also a new movie just came out. It's it's a, it's an anthology could have made Mike's list, but he doesn't like micro budget. So but it's a, it's a little film called Circle City Supernatural 2. I just saw the premiere over the weekend. Blu rays are on sale at endlesselsewhere.com. But yeah, you get to fight, see me fight a bunch of monsters with my bare hands and some scissors. So, yeah, check it out.
1:59:11 It's a lot of fun. Right on. OK. Devon and you can find me at all social media places at under score Daddydisco. You can hear me on Spectre Cinema Club for the month of October. We've been doing episodes Monday through Friday, all of the Freddy movies, all the Jason movies, so lots of episodes over there. I've also been doing a lot of various guest spots. You can hear me over on Final Girl Fees talking dumplings with Sarah Stubbs. You can hear me over on the Church of Tarantino podcast talking the phrenology scene from Django, and you can also hear me over on Screen drafts where I just drafted the Paranormal Activity franchise.
1:59:51 Made sure to give Pat and Pendulum a nice little shout for me having all my notes prepared in advance for the episode. Because I had all my archival material from our rankings here, I was already ready to go, so you can catch me at all those places. OK, I'm going to break protocol a little bit and plug my say my own 1st and then turn it over to Mike to do the show him I I'm loopy because I almost said to do himself at the show. That'll be after we're done. Recording. OK, so anyway, you can find me at Brian Waves 42 all over the place and I've got some things coming out at Bloody Disgusting, actually pretty busy this month.
2:00:38 Bloody Disgusting more than I have been in a little while. And I've been on Schlock and awe this month. I've got an episode coming out with me talking Scream 4 again because I always talk about Scream 4 apparently. And we paired that with Ingrid Goes West, which was a lot of fun. So the House of Psychotic Women is what she was calling it. Yeah. So we had a we had a good time. I always have a good time talking with Lindsay, and yeah. And then I'm going to be on Disenfranchised to talk about the Town That dreaded Sundown remake. So that's. Yeah. Yeah. OK. All right, Mike, take us out. I'll just, I'll just pitch us super quick. So you can basically find me here that this is all I do at this point. So I would like to change that.
2:01:24 I think Brian, Steven, you and I kind of talked about something that I got to talk to you guys more about. Definitely a real thing, but you can find the pod in The Pendulum everywhere you get your podcast. Please rate and review us five stars and leave us a few kind words like that goes a long way to new listeners finding us. If you really love what we do, if you go to patreon.com/pod and the Pendulum, we have about 75 or more hours of bonus material that's already up there you can get your hands on for as low as a couple bucks a month. Should have a couple new things up there for the month of October. I think Ari, you and I talked about doing like a fan commentary on Dead Silence.
2:02:08 I really jonesing to do one on Rob Zombie's Halloween and just doing like a fan commentary on that because I've kind of you. Know I'm your girl for Rob. Zombie movie. So we'll do that. I was going. To say that's that's Ari's wheelhouse legitimately. Ari, I can nail you down for two nights then like we maybe we do that because I've come around more than I expected to on that movie. So that will be at patreon.com/pod and the Pendulum. Find me at Mike chump change on Instagram, Mike Chump change over on Letterbox, Mike's Noonian on Blue Sky and I am loopy. So I am a little bit out of it very tired. I may go throw on Halloween 4 on 4K and fall asleep. And Brian, I'll kick it back to you for the outro. And what we what do we have coming up in the coming weeks? What do we have coming up in the Yeah, more? Predator.
2:03:01 More Predator coming up. And then we also have something, another fun episode coming up that Devon's going to take the lead on where we're going to draft some favorite sequels. So that'll be a lot of fun. So those are some things to look forward to this Halloween season as we just keep plugging along. And this is a lot of fun. Enjoy a Halloween marathon of your own. If you try one of ours, awesome. If you try someone else's or one of your own, just do it because it sounds like it's a lot of fun and it's a lot of it's a good time. So and let us know, like which of these marathons would you? Most want to see on the Spotify episodes. You can do that. That's the. Thing and let us know what your four movie marathon would be what you put in each slot like yeah, let us know we we would love to read that shit.
2:03:48 Absolutely. OK everyone, thanks for listening and we'll see you around. Happy. Halloween. Happy Halloween, everybody.
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