FINAL DESTINATIONS BLOODLINES

After almost fifteen years away, Final Destination is back with it's most successful entry to date: Bloodlines! Far be it from us to turn down those sweet, sweet clicks as we tiptoe through the minefields of death and try to keep that pesky Rube Goldberg machine from going off and decapitating us with a handful of Q-tips. If we're not careful will Death will come for this podcast, and wipe out all our previous episodes one by one? That's the risk we are willing to take for our listeners. Mike, Devaughn, Stephen, and Brian are all on hand to talk about why this franchise is so fun, even if we can't take it too serious, why cock piercings are just plain a bad idea, why Grandma Lois' whole plan was a crock, and we ask how come no one seems too broken up when their loved ones are getting offed? We've heard of Irish Wakes, but do the come with frozen margs and trampoline backflips? All this and more!
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Let me tell you something about
marriage, people.
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It's a.
Trap.
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Hello everyone and welcome to
the pod and the Pendulum.
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We are the horror podcast that
covers all of the franchises,
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one movie and one episode at a
time.
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And right now we're taking a
little detour as we kind of head
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in between franchises here
because we had a gap like with
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we covered Final Destination,
think like 2020 or 2021.
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And since then there's been a
new entry with Final Destination
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Bloodlines.
We thought what better time than
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to add to the Canon and talk
about this phenom like it's
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crossed over 250 million
worldwide.
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It's a big hit.
We could use the clicks.
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So it is time to talk
Bloodlines.
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I am not alone.
I'm joined by a trio of Co hosts
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today.
Up first, it's been a little bit
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from the Disenfranchised
podcast.
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Mr. Steven Chewy Walrus.
Steven, how are we?
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Doing great, Mike, thank you so
much for having me.
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It's it's I, I just hope I can
make it through this without
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something shorting out and or
getting impaled really.
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Yeah, if we see things start
falling behind you in like a
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mug's trap sort of way, we will
try our best to warn you.
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Thank you.
I appreciate that.
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Also joining us this week
celebrating the upcoming Last
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week of School from Bloody
Disgusting Manor Vellum and the
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soon to be released of religious
themed or religious horror theme
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podcast, I believe Holy Terrors.
That's Brian Kiper.
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How are we?
Great to be back.
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Always like to talk Death's
design with y'all.
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Yep.
Also on board joining at the
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very last second, which I gotta
say is a bold move when you're
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doing a Final Destination movie
like Things Can Happen from the
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Tainted Love podcast, Inspector
Cinema Club, Mr. Devon Taylor.
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Devon, what's up?
Hello.
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Hello.
Yeah, I don't know what
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happened.
I got out of bed and then I
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slipped on a on a Hot Wheels,
which then led me into my
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closet.
And then I bounced off of the
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hangers and then my headphone
wires wrapped around my throat.
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And then it was, I guess I was,
I guess I was, I was like, all
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right, I guess I'm potting
today.
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All right, and we're in well
before we give our initial
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thoughts on this movie, a little
bit of housekeeping.
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I keep forgetting to do this at
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without you, Mike, like like we
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I wasn't around either.
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About Wes Wes Anderson has a 4K
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within 30 seconds, Arielle and
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worry, we got this.
We're going to shit on Mike's
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face, right?
Now and.
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They said tap me in for.
A second Devon is now at the
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point where my take on trailers
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Wishmaster 4 episode, you'll get
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All right, folks.
We're we're the heist team
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that's about to take out the the
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going on with the pod now.
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It was just like, it tickled me.
I'm like, yeah, of course.
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Let's just like why?
Why try just part of the
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pendulum?
Why try Coming to AT Shirt our
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initial thoughts on bloodlines.
Steven, we haven't heard from
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you in quite a while, so why
don't you jump in?
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Yeah, thank.
I I saw this movie with my
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partner just a couple weeks ago.
We just decided to make a day of
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it and go see a movie and we
decided on bloodlines.
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That was the one we agreed on.
And God, that movie was so much
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fun.
I had I it has everything that I
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love about the franchise in at
the elaborate Rube Goldberg
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death scenes and you know, the
the the the fake out endings,
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like all the all the all the
hallmarks are there.
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But then they kind of ratchet
and amp up so much of the
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tension in really fun and
interesting ways and play with
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the form and create really
retroactively A deeper lore for
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the entire franchise that is
really fun and really engaging.
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And I particularly that opening,
that opening scene is just
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absolutely breathtaking.
Such an incredible piece of, of
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achievement.
Yeah, no, I had a lot of fun
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with it.
And as soon as I finished it,
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I'm like, I, I think this might
be my favorite one in the
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franchise.
Not to to spoil anything, but I
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think this takes the number one
spot away from Final Destination
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5 for me.
OK, how?
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How much of a fan of the series
as a whole are you?
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I'm very middling on, on most of
the series.
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Honestly.
I, I think the highest rated one
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prior to this was like 3.
So like, I, I like them, I think
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they're fun.
They're like we were talking
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about before and about our
rankings and what they mean.
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Like 3 is a, is a good movie.
I think the worst one with a
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bullet is #4AD Final
Destination.
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That one's just unforgivable.
But the other?
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All the other ones I have a good
time with.
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Yeah, Elizabeth, Mary Winstead
is doing some work in Part 3,
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like she's doing the shoulder
work out.
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She's working the traps because
like she is carrying Part 3 on
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her back.
Like she is doing some work.
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Brian, how about yourself?
Well, I saw this with my son
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that opening weekend and he this
is one of his favorite
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franchises and I like it a lot.
I always had a lot of fun with
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it.
I knew he would too, which is
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why I suggested it back in the
day.
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But we left the theater and it's
like, I think that's the best 1.
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And I was like, I don't know if
it's my favorite, but it's up
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there.
It's a lot of fun.
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I love that death is a real Dick
in this one.
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I mean, just they this movie
really understands that all of
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this is supposed to be funny.
I I think that's one of the
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things I really liked about it's
like everything sets up.
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It's almost like a Marx Brothers
routine.
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And then you know a piano falls
on someone and it and you laugh
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and you can't help but laugh
you.
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Applaud.
Yeah.
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Versus a piece of shit.
Exactly.
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And so I think that this one, I
liked it so much as I've been as
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far as comic horror goes.
I mean, this sort of shot way
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up.
And I also love a movie that
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takes place in fake Seattle.
A lot of movies take place in
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fake Seattle lately.
Megan takes place in fake
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Seattle, Malignant, all kinds of
movies.
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If you actually live in Seattle,
you know it's not Seattle, but
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you know, hard eyes.
Oh my gosh, that one.
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Well, it's like we.
Hard eyes took me out of it
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because it was so definitely not
Seattle.
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If you go to the.
Canadian Seattle.
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That's.
Why?
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Well, there were palm trees.
So it was like either Australian
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or LA Seattle.
So there are no palm trees
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around here guys, sorry.
The myth has been shattered.
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Yeah, sorry, the airport
sequence in in Hard Eyes was was
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hilarious to me.
But anyway, so I I do love the
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sort of fake Space Needle thing
at the beginning.
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It's a lot of fun.
And that's I mean that rivals
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too for one of the best openings
As for my money at least.
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Yeah, Devon, how about yourself?
Yeah, I'm a big fan of this
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franchise.
I'll save, you know, some of my
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overall franchise thoughts for
next week's episode, obviously,
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but what I'll say is, is is so
fascinating.
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That took so long for another
one to be made because I mean,
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everybody's been talking about
like, Oh my God, this one's so
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profitable.
They're all profitable.
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Like this entire like not a
single one is not made money.
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So it's like they've all made
like really good margins back
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and like again, like it's it.
The premise is so clean cut that
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it's like they can literally do
these movies forever.
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Like and, and like, like it's
one of those if once the
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formula, once you got it and it
didn't, like, if it ain't broke,
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don't fix it.
Like it is one of those things
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that like I'm, I'm a like, I
know it's like we we talk about
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cliches and tropes and stuff.
I'm like, hey, look, if the, if
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the formula's good, keep it
going.
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Like I'm I'm, I'm in, I'll, I'll
keep doing it, you know.
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And so that's kind of how I feel
about these movies.
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And I was very excited for this
entry.
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It did, I think just the the
long wait, my initial reaction,
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I was a little bit underwhelmed
by it.
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I've softened a bit, but I'll
still say it's in the lower half
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of my ranking list as of now
'cause it's, I don't know, it's
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like it does some really, for
every really good thing this
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movie does, it does something
that really frustrates or annoys
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me.
So it's like kind of just like
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I, I was having like a little
bit of whiplash the whole time I
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was watching 'cause I was like,
OK, we have a few like really
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good classic set pieces like
using the tension and some of
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the kills and things like that,
like the BBQ scene.
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We get like, you know, classic
moments like that.
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But then we also get, I don't
know, just a very uninteresting
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protagonist and very wonky
pacing for the film as well, you
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know, So I don't know, I I I
like this one, but I definitely
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don't love it as at least not as
much as I was hoping for.
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But then again, I was like, look
at my scores for the rest of the
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series, and I don't rank them
particularly high.
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But yet I still consider this
one of my favorite franchises as
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well, just because of, again,
like, I know exactly what I'm
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going to get.
And this certainly is a Final
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Destination movie.
Like, I definitely can't say
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it's not.
So yeah, I think there's some
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interesting ideas in here.
I think there's some really
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annoying, boring stuff in this
movie as well.
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But hey, it, it, it is at the
end of the day, a Final
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Destination movie.
And I'm happy that it's back.
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And hopefully again we get a,
you know, Final Destination
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movie every two years for the
next decade.
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That'd be nice.
This should go 10.
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You know, like if any series is
gonna make it to 10, this movie
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should.
I think Devon and I are gonna
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mostly agree because a lot of
the things you were saying,
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they're like the pacing, some of
the wonky things they do and
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like it Dings it a bit, Although
I think I'm a bit more forgiving
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overall.
Like if it's not at the top of
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my rankings, which I don't think
it is, like it's near like I
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really enjoyed this.
And I think part of it was just
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like seeing it in a pack theater
in like 4 DI masks, like
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actually doing that and just
like the size and scope and then
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sitting with an audience or
everybody all at once seemed to
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go, oh, this is the tone we're
going for.
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And then everybody being in
agreement and going for that
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ride, like definitely helped
out.
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I like love this franchise.
Like I've said this when we were
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covering the first five movies.
She can go back in through the
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archives and listen to that.
I think this is the best
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franchise of the early odds like
that 2000 to 2010.
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It is the best, most consistent
franchise.
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I know that, you know, I'm in
the minority and I think most
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folks would say Saw and I have a
greater appreciation for that
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series after covering it.
But to me, Final Destinations is
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like the Five Guys burger of a
horror movie franchise.
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Like it's, you know what you're
going to get.
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It's so consistent across the
board.
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Like even the worst one in the
series is still watchable and
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has like a really fun opening
so.
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For me, these are particularly
just more rewatchable than Saw.
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I mean, I could marathon these.
I tried to marathon saw because
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I was a little behind and I
wanted to catch up with you
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guys.
I got to three and I was just
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like, I was feeling sick to my
stomach and I was just like, I
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can't.
The all the green and light just
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made me want to queue after a
while.
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Sorry, Ariel, I love you.
You're saying all these things
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like they're bad things, Brian,
Like the Green don't want.
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Each I, that's what I'm here
for.
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I know I, I and The thing is my
life is saw six right now
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because my wife is going through
this situation where we're,
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where we're dealing with an
insurance company and you know,
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there's like court battles and
stuff going on.
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So I'm just like, you know, I
feel like watching Saw six every
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day right now, but the but if
I'm going to have a good time
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with an early odds horror
series, it's it's got to be
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final destination.
Yeah, I did start, like after
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watching this a second time in
the theater over Memorial Day
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weekend.
Like I rewatched the first 3.
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So I just 'cause we're going to
rank, do a rankings episode next
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week.
So I'm like, all right, I want
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to rewatch the whole series and
I just have to get to 4 and five
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again.
Like for the most part, like I
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definitely enjoyed this.
And there are some things like
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the pacing is weird.
Like it points, it feels very
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rushed.
Like the we'll talk about like 1
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scene in particular where I'm
like, is the film playing at the
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right speed 'cause it.
Yeah, it's like.
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Speed up in some ways like.
They're it's like it.
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Rushed through so much
exposition.
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It really takes its time with
like the opening set piece and
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then there's like 25 minutes of
just like kind of nothing
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happening.
And then we get like a string of
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like set pieces.
And then then it's like slows
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down again for the finale.
And then it's like, wait, what?
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What, what, what are we kind of
doing here?
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But, but, but I totally agree
what you guys were saying
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though, like, 'cause yeah,
certain things you can binge and
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it like, you know, gets to you a
little bit.
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I'm in the works of a meme right
now from what Brian was talking
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about and some references
earlier in this episode.
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But I I did the the five final
destination movies in a day for
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my birthday a few years ago.
I like subjected like a few of
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my friends, like what are we
doing for your birthday?
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I'm like, I'm like, oh ho ho.
I was like, be ready bright and
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early.
We're watching all of them
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today.
And it was a it was a fantastic
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time.
Like you can literally watch.
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You can.
Yeah, it's a it's a really great
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marathon for sure.
But yeah, I don't know, you
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know, can we start with the
bloodlines subtitle 'cause I
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feel like that's very important.
I.
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Have a little bit yeah, well
let's I have a little bit of the
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background overall so maybe we.
Think Oh yeah, we do do that.
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I forgot.
We don't have a shot because
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this is like so new, like I
don't have a ton.
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And I'll piggyback off like what
Devon said to start in that like
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the series have been doormat
since 2011 with part five kind
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of closing the loop on the
franchise.
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Like if you've seen part 5, you
kind of know what we're saying
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there.
And like Devon said, it was like
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so profitable.
Like adding up the 1st 5 movies,
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they made about 680 million
worldwide.
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None of them cost more than 40
million to make.
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So you had anywhere from like 23
to 40 million.
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So everything is like a three to
five times multiplier.
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And on top of that, I remember
this series being huge on DVD
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like New Line Cinema.
Oh.
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Yes, Oh my God, like I know
'cause they can.
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Bundle them again every time a
new film came out.
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Yeah, yeah.
The triple feature.
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The quadruple feature.
I have it as AI have the first
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four on a Blu-ray set where it's
literally you just stack them on
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top of one another.
So I'm sure they won't work for
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too long.
But like I just remember like
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watching the first one on
Blu-ray They would like new line
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would like everything was
treated like a criterion or
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scream factory disc like special
edition back then.
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Like new line just packed
everything with special features
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so.
You know, 680 million in
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theaters and probably double
that across like home video
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sales.
So after Part 5, Tony Todd's
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like, hey, we're probably going
to do 2 more.
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They're going to be filmed
back-to-back.
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And then you Fast forward eight
years later, nothing has
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happened.
And now New Line is like shaking
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out the couch cushions.
Like what franchises do we have?
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Like if we just make 37 more
Hobbit movies, Like what is
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Peter Jackson?
The fact that New Line hasn't
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been what if we do Final
Destination, but with hobbits
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that that hasn't happened yet.
Like I'm a little bit.
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I would watch that.
There was talk at one point of
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doing a Final Destination movie
set in medieval times, like
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doing like their Army of
Darkness.
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And they were really hyped to
do.
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And I think Jeffrey Reddick and
Craig Perry had like great ideas
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for it.
And then when they crunch the
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numbers, they're like, this
would cost way more than we ever
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would do on a Final Destination
movie.
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Like it would triple the budget
to make it like period accurate
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and correct.
But Oh my God I would watch it
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in a heartbeat.
Well, I think one thing this
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movie does really well, not to
jump into movie discussion too
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early, is gives us the
opportunity for prequel films
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within the Final Destination
universe 'cause this thing, the
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opening set piece, takes place
in the 60s.
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Like we could put these things
seventies, 80s, early 90s. 70s.
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Is it 70s?
Looks like just when you think
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of the characters ages. 1968.
Really.
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OK, my bad.
OK.
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So, I mean, but we could, we
could do a disco era Final
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Destination movie.
We could do.
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'Cause it works so well for
Beetlejuice.
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I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
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I'm not a fan of Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice just to.
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Give Steven you dream your
dream.
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Don't let Brian take away your
dreams.
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And don't let me and Ari take
away your dreams.
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I appreciate.
That so well, I people they
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wanted to bring we mentioned saw
final destination wanted to
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bring on like Patrick Melkin
Melton and Marcus Dunstan.
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The duo, like, behind, like Saw
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behind those movies, like the
folks that made it very lore
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heavy and, you know, responsible
for some of the most successful
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entries in the franchise.
And the idea was like, they were
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going to slightly reimagine
things their entry was going to
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be centered on, like paramedics,
EMTs, first responders.
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And I think Craig Perry said in
an interview like, well, the
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idea is like, these people,
like, have tremendous sway over
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who lives and who dies.
Like they're making decisions
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right on the fly, like.
Give me that.
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Yeah, so this idea of like, how
would that muck with death a
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little bit, like choosing who
gets to live and die.
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So, like, it wouldn't be
unrecognizable, but it'd be a
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little different.
And when it came to the opening
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set piece, like Craig Perry
said, like you'll just you'll
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never look at like one of those
revolving doors the same way
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again, which I think there's
been a few times in this
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franchise, like Part 2 jumps to
mind.
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There's a little tease here.
And this one where the revolving
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door is like hinted at.
I've never felt danger going
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through like a revolving.
Door Me neither, but I've seen
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other people freak out over them
too.
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I I have seen that before and
I'm like, what are you?
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What's your deal?
My wife cannot ride down an
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escalator.
She will not.
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Ride down.
I used to be terrified of
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escalators when?
I was.
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My partner has an escalator
thing as well.
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Yeah.
OK, so it's not uncommon, but
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she will not will not do it.
So yeah, it's but the revolving
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door we can do.
Well, COVID puts the kibosh on,
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you know, doing the movie from
2019-2020.
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And like Jeffrey Reddick, the
series creator, like he's
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promoting his directing debut
Don't Look Back and talking
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about like why Final Destination
wasn't going forward.
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And he's like very frank.
He's like, we can't do them on a
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Blumhouse scale.
Like we're not crazy expensive,
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but you can't do like the single
set piece, small cast small, you
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know, like we have like these
big opening action set pieces.
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So you know, we need to have a
lot of people on set in order to
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do that.
And obviously 2020-2021, that
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wasn't going to happen.
And honestly, like I applaud the
434
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,400
restraint in that, you know,
like rather than like, you know,
435
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,160
being like, no, we can make it
work for 8 million.
436
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,400
It's like, no, you can't make.
This work for 8 million or you
437
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,160
just like we'll go somewhere
with no COVID restrictions and
438
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,520
you have like final destination
the documentary when 40 people
439
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,240
died or came down with
significant health problems on
440
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:09,360
this onset.
Kind of doing a Rube Goldberg
441
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:11,240
esque bounce from person to
person.
442
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:15,480
You just would see like coughing
particles floating through the
443
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,640
air.
All the set pieces are on a
444
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:25,560
microscopic level.
Somewhat on Blue Ski is so mad
445
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,400
at making jokes about this,
right?
446
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,760
Now.
They're actually, I mean, this
447
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,640
is a little bit off the subject,
but have you ever heard of the
448
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:37,400
movie The Conqueror with John
Wayne as Genghis Khan?
449
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,160
Well.
Oh my God, no.
450
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,080
They they yeah, it's it's
generally considered one of the
451
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,520
worst movies ever made.
But here's what happened.
452
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:52,600
They they, they the worst part
of it all as real life, they
453
00:25:52,640 --> 00:26:01,440
shipped all this irradiated sand
from like the testing site where
454
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:06,720
the original atom bomb had been
tested and they moved it.
455
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:11,800
And like so many people,
including John Wayne, got cancer
456
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:18,440
and died working on that movie
that it's like there's a there's
457
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,320
actually a recent documentary
about it, but I've.
458
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,280
Watched the documentary.
Yeah, yeah, that's, oh, that's I
459
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,000
have no intention of ever
watching the actual movie, but
460
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,560
I.
When you think your movie's bad,
461
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,120
Oh, no one.
Killed its cast.
462
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,880
It killed its cast and crew,
Yeah.
463
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,520
So yeah, they 'cause they've
needed the sets to match, so
464
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:45,640
they brought in this sand from
from the Nevada desert.
465
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,360
Sure.
Yeah, sure, why not?
466
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,200
Anyway, why?
Not so it happens.
467
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,240
Crazy, crazy shit happens in
Hollywood all the time.
468
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,560
That's that's what we would call
not good.
469
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,360
That's a big.
Oopsie.
470
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,000
That's a big oopsie.
Yeah, well.
471
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:06,640
For sure Not An Oopsie was
bringing on producer John Watts.
472
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,920
Like he directed the last three
Spider Man films, which at the
473
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,120
time, like his big thing was
he'd done 500 Days of Summer, a
474
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:19,200
little ROM com, like a little
early 2000s ROM com.
475
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,640
Then he would go on to like huge
acclaim or in box office, you
476
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,000
know, victories with like the
three Spider Man films.
477
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,560
So he has a pitch for a story.
I think he drops out of like the
478
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,480
storytelling process pretty
quick, but he stays on as a
479
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,080
producer.
The script is then penned by
480
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:42,560
Laurie Evans Taylor and Guy
Buseik, who one of the the
481
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,840
creative partners along with
Radio Silence.
482
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:50,200
Like they had scripted Ready or
Not, Scream 5, Scream 6.
483
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,400
So they had already, you know,
kind of had their hands in how
484
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,240
do we like reboot these
franchises in a way that doesn't
485
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,640
necessarily get rid of
everything that had come before
486
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,080
it as well.
Zach Lipinski and Adam Stein are
487
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,720
brought on to direct.
Like they had like done a pitch
488
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,640
over Zoom where they actually
set up their own elaborate like
489
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:19,800
Rube Goldberg esque pranks and
got like the got the directing
490
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,480
gig based off of like their
passion and their ability to
491
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:26,240
just kind of be goofy.
Like, all right, these are the
492
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,480
right guys for it.
They get the tone, they get what
493
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,440
they're going for.
They've been like indie
494
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:31,800
directors.
They had done stuff with
495
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,880
Tribeca, like they were up and
comers.
496
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:39,440
They really had not done a lot
of like films, to be quite
497
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,120
honest.
Like probably the biggest credit
498
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:46,120
to their names was like Co
directing like Kim Possible for
499
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,760
the Disney Channel.
The live acting wild.
500
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,440
Yeah, which is kind of wild with
you go from that to this.
501
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,880
But they were like, I think
Carrie Fisher like was really
502
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:01,560
singing Adam Stein's like
praises like he had done like a
503
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:06,120
a reality competition for film
makers where she's like, his
504
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,960
stuff is far and away better
than anyone else as he's so
505
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,400
creative.
So, you know, it was basically
506
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,560
just let's match these guys with
the right opportunity and like,
507
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:21,440
we'll they'll they'll succeed.
So only other real notes I have.
508
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,280
This was supposed to go straight
to streaming.
509
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,280
It was not supposed to be a
theatrical.
510
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,840
I'll throw it out to you guys.
Like, how do these executives
511
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,600
keep their jobs?
Will they make decisions like
512
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:39,880
this?
Hard, hard telling honestly, it
513
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,880
I I think the best decision they
made was not doing that.
514
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:49,160
And I think, you know, looking
at things like Prey and things
515
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,840
that they did release to
streaming that probably would
516
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,440
have done much better.
And then things like Alien
517
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,160
Romulus, which gets released in
theaters after.
518
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,520
I think that was supposed to be
a streaming only, a straight to
519
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,800
streaming release as well.
That one does significantly
520
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,880
better than they would have had.
Like I people want to go see
521
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,640
movies in theaters, just put if
it's a good movie, put the damn
522
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,640
thing in the theater.
God.
523
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,160
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know, this would
524
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,400
have been a bummer to go to go
straight to streaming because,
525
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:22,080
you know, again, like so much of
the, you know, fun of this is
526
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,520
like, you know, watching those
like, you know, big set pieces
527
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,880
with a crowd.
You know, like, I 'cause I think
528
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,120
this is like one of the few
franchises.
529
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:34,880
I think I've seen all of them in
theaters and and you know, and
530
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,160
so like, yeah, it, it just
wouldn't again, because of
531
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,240
especially when these like big
set pieces have like the scale
532
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,520
to them and everything, like,
you know, just like kind of
533
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,320
wouldn't be the same.
Like especially this one.
534
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,520
Like, you know, if they, if this
film, like, you know, with this
535
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,040
sky needle set piece, it's like
wouldn't quite feel as big, you
536
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,760
know, in your living room or,
you know, on your laptop.
537
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,760
I'm trying to think of any
horror movies that were
538
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:04,000
originally going to go straight
to streaming that got released
539
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,600
in theaters that have failed.
Do you know what I mean?
540
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:13,120
Like I'm thinking about and the
closest I can come is maybe the
541
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,880
first Omen, which was supposed
to go like straight to Hulu,
542
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,200
which is a great movie, but it
just like didn't light the box
543
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,760
office on fire.
Like it didn't fail, but it
544
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,600
wasn't like a massive hit.
And I think that might be in
545
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:30,760
part because like it came out
like, you know, right after
546
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,320
Immaculate did.
So you kind of have that like
547
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:38,080
Dante's Peak, like slash volcano
type situation where you are
548
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,240
Armageddon in Deep Impact.
Like you have like similar
549
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,960
movies and the one that comes
out first is going to be the one
550
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,560
that does better.
But when you look at the track
551
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,880
record, like Evil Dead Rises
smile to now this one, like
552
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,640
there's at least like a half
dozen horror movies that were
553
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:01,640
supposed to go straight to
streaming that not only were
554
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,520
like successful, but were
massive successes.
555
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,960
And especially when you have
something like, you know, we
556
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,320
just talked about the box office
everything does like three to
557
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,280
four to five times its budget
back.
558
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,120
Like what is the I don't get the
whole you can only watch it
559
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,440
streaming here.
If anything you put it in
560
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,680
theaters and then say now only
streaming on HBO Max.
561
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,760
I really don't understand
Netflix's insistence on not
562
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,800
releasing movies theatrically.
I mean, it's like they just hate
563
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:36,640
money as I mean they they
released like the Knives Out two
564
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,920
in theaters for like a week.
Right.
565
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,680
And it was successful, it was
very successful in that week.
566
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:47,560
And they could have made and,
you know, it's, it's not
567
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:52,400
sustainable, this model where
you are reliant on continually
568
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,000
having more subscribers.
So it does.
569
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,320
It just doesn't make any sense
to me that they refuse to
570
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,640
release physical media and they
refuse to release theatrically.
571
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,720
Exactly because you can only
like once you've maxed out your
572
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,640
subscriber base, you can only
like nickel and dime people for
573
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,320
so long and be like well we'll
just charge like an extra 3
574
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,320
bucks every nine months we'll
raise eventually people are
575
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,400
going to tap out on it just.
You know what I'm I'm, I'm going
576
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,960
to call it now.
My theory in about I'd say we
577
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,120
got maybe 2 years before this
breaks.
578
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,160
Netflix hasn't been ran by a
person for years.
579
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,560
It's been a computer this whole
time.
580
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,160
Like they, they, like, I don't
think they're, I don't think
581
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,880
there's been a human being
behind like, you know, like,
582
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,000
because like, what is there, you
know, strategy they give, you
583
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,720
know?
Oh, yeah.
584
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,560
Here, let's give the Russo
brothers $300 million again.
585
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,560
It's like, like, you know, who
comes up with these decisions?
586
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,880
Not a person, that's who.
Yeah.
587
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,080
You have like Ted Sarandoff
saying the idea of people
588
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:01,360
leaving their homes to watch
movies in a dark room with other
589
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,960
people as outdated.
Like, did people don't want to
590
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,920
do that anymore?
It's like, well, wouldn't you
591
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,840
put it like that?
Yeah, but they're trying to like
592
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:13,159
counter program now against big
movie release dates.
593
00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:17,040
Like you see, I think the
Stranger Things last season,
594
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,280
like the way they're going to
release movies is it's going to
595
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,280
be like, I think maybe labor,
like Halloween or Labor Day
596
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,440
week, but then Christmas week,
like two major weekends on the
597
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,199
movie going calendar where
they're going to start saying
598
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:34,360
here are heavy hitter shows, you
know, like Stranger Things now
599
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,600
stare starring like Gen.
X, They're now Gen.
600
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,040
X.
They're so fucking old beefing.
601
00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:42,199
Beefing with theaters is so
funny.
602
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:45,159
Like, yeah, while those while
those weirdos are sitting in
603
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:48,440
that creepy auditorium, we'll be
with you on the couch.
604
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,400
And it's like, yeah, Netflix.
Sure.
605
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:55,880
Yeah, it just seems like a crime
to me that movies from people
606
00:34:55,880 --> 00:35:00,480
like Scorsese, and I mean, I
know he's not.
607
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,880
He's only did the one movie with
Netflix, but and Linklater and
608
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,040
David Fincher are not getting
theatrical releases.
609
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,560
And you know, there's, there's
like, and then there's the
610
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,960
Frankenstein issue.
Is Guillermo del Toro's
611
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,600
Frankenstein going to have a
theatrical release?
612
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,440
People are clamoring for it,
including del Toro, but who
613
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,360
knows?
If they want I'm.
614
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,960
Sorry, you go first, Steve.
No, I was just going to say if
615
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,440
you want the, I mean that feels
in, in terms of release poised
616
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,480
for an Academy Awards run.
And if that's the case, you have
617
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,160
to at least have a qualifying
run in LA and New York.
618
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,320
Well.
Netflix has a theater in LA, but
619
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,880
I mean, that is limited to
people that live in LA, you
620
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,080
know, so people like Devon who
are lucky enough to be there can
621
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,000
maybe check out some of those
things.
622
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,560
But you know, that's a good
portion of your movie movie
623
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,560
going population that are not
going to be able to see this
624
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,320
movie theatrically in any form,
you know, or even have the
625
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,760
opportunity to.
And, you know, and I think it
626
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,800
was just bizarre to me that a
movie that was so successful in
627
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:16,560
2019, like Knives Out, its
sequel, is essentially relegated
628
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,880
almost entirely to streaming.
And its second sequel, like Will
629
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,160
You, will be too.
Which is a big ass bummer.
630
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,960
Yeah.
And if you're a filmmaker, like
631
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,120
some of them, like I don't think
David Fincher cares so much as
632
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,040
long as he gets to make movies.
I don't think Linklater seems
633
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,320
pretty happy.
Like as long as he gets to make
634
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,600
movies and that's fine.
He doesn't.
635
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,160
Seem.
He doesn't seem too fussed.
636
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,120
But if you're like Adele Toro
and you're all about the
637
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,520
theatrical experience, you kind
of have to know what you're
638
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,840
getting in bed with, like when
you sign the deal.
639
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,680
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it's not like, you know,
640
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:55,960
it's not like Netflix is pulling
a bait and switch, right?
641
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,280
It's.
True.
642
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,200
You know, you know what they're
all about when they're getting
643
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,080
in the deal.
And unless you have like
644
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:09,280
ironclad assurances, I will get
4 weeks 2500 or more screens.
645
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,280
You know the only, I think it's
like a very nebulous language,
646
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:15,880
which is like we will do our
best to get your movies in as
647
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,080
many theaters as possible.
What is their best?
648
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:23,280
Like that's a very nebulous, non
concrete way to put it.
649
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,120
Well, at least we didn't have to
worry about that here because
650
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,160
this one did make it to many
theaters.
651
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,520
Yeah, it did.
And it's made 200 and. 50
652
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,360
million Netflix ran.
Sorry.
653
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:34,920
It is.
That's all right.
654
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,120
And thus concludes our business
border.
655
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,280
And concludes Our Old Man Yells
at Cloud section of the podcast.
656
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,160
Well, let's talk this movie and
I'll throw it out to you guys
657
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,600
'cause I've said a mouthful, but
this opening set piece of on the
658
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,880
on the Space Needle, where does
it rate for you guys?
659
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,520
Like on its own, but also like
within the sixth film.
660
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:04,880
I mean, I think this one, as far
as where I would put it in my
661
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,960
openings, it's, it's somewhere
in the middle.
662
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:13,680
I think this one is interesting
in a in a way that it's it's
663
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,080
different that this one.
This one is a little bit more
664
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,280
drawn out than some of the other
ones are like some of the other
665
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,120
ones.
Like we might get like a little
666
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,240
like brief bit like of setting
up some of the characters.
667
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:28,120
Like I just rewatched 3 and
three also does this like they
668
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,720
spend a good like 10 minutes
like, you know, with the
669
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,080
characters before like the
actual like roller coaster piece
670
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,640
happens.
And so this one kind of is in
671
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,640
that camp versus like something
like four or two.
672
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,480
They just like it just kind of
happens.
673
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,800
And so I like that this one kind
of has a good amount of a build
674
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,840
up it's playing on.
I like when the franchise, you
675
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:56,520
know, makes specific things to
like either call out like myths
676
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,440
or certain fears, you know, so
it's like, obviously this plays
677
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,960
on fear, on heights.
I like the little bit of where
678
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,480
it's like plays on the myth.
That's like if you drop a penny
679
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:08,000
from the Empire State Building,
it could kill somebody down at
680
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,840
the beginning.
I like how that's how it kind of
681
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,360
plays in Speaking of which, I
had a volleyball game the other
682
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,040
day and I was about to serve and
like I went to like do like my
683
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,000
like serve routine.
I like look down while like
684
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,240
dribbling the ball.
And there was a penny there.
685
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,480
And I was like, I like put the
ball down.
686
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,440
I was like, I like took the
penny, took it all the way, like
687
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,320
off to the side of the court.
And I was like, sorry, guys, I
688
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,520
just saved everybody's lives.
You're welcome.
689
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,000
And went back on.
So, so like the little
690
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,320
references to the penny like
that, like myth setting up.
691
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,480
I, you know, I'm from Saint
Louis where the arch happens and
692
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,040
it's a very often that you'll
take like the little like tram
693
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,720
up to the top of the arch.
Those things breakdown all the
694
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,680
time.
You get stuck in the arch
695
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,440
halfway up.
Sometimes it's whatever you're
696
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,320
chill about it, Like, and when
you're in the arch, you can
697
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,240
literally feel it swaying.
Like it's kind of fucking it's,
698
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,040
it's pretty freaky.
But yet somehow we trust this
699
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,840
thing, you know, so it's like a
so I got a little bit of that.
700
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,000
So yeah, it it plays on all the
little things.
701
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,600
And like, again, we kind of see,
you know, OK, is it going to be
702
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,080
a a a technical snafu with the
band?
703
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,920
Is it going to be this see
through dance floor?
704
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:26,640
Is it going to be, you know,
something on the roof of the
705
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,560
like at the top of the needle?
You know, so nice little setup.
706
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,760
And I think it it's it's fun.
We we haven't gotten a musical
707
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,880
number in a final destination
series, even though music is
708
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,600
like very important because they
do like the recurring song
709
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,800
motif, which we do get in this
film later.
710
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,960
But we get a musical number in
this and that's the first for
711
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,160
the franchise.
So overall, I like I I dig this
712
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,560
opening 1.
I think it's very exciting as
713
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,960
some of the deaths during it
aren't as exciting, but I think
714
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:02,080
the build up to the the actual
catastrophe is really fun.
715
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,600
The deaths within the
catastrophe don't exactly do it
716
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,800
for me.
Pour one out for the bellhop
717
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,040
because he was the most
dedicated.
718
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,600
Of the.
Operator, yeah.
719
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,800
The pressure, that guy, he was
trying his best.
720
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,040
What about?
What about you other guys?
721
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,840
I think this is probably my
second favorite set up after the
722
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,840
after Part 2.
I think 2 is just the log truck
723
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,560
in this the highway.
I mean, that's that's really
724
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,280
hard to beat.
It's so iconic.
725
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:36,240
Yeah.
And it's, I mean, and again, you
726
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,840
know, growing up in the
Northwest, having been in the
727
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:45,920
Space Needle several times in my
life, there's a certain amount
728
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,840
of nostalgia.
And one of the things that's
729
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,800
funny is like right after this
movie came out, you know, they
730
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:56,120
unveiled the new elevator system
in the Space Needle.
731
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,600
And so it's like this double
Decker thing that I will
732
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:04,080
probably never go on in my life
after seeing this movie.
733
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,680
It's I don't even know how it's
like it's, it's 2 levels of an
734
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,880
elevator.
So they can take more people up
735
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,520
at once.
And yeah, it's like a glass
736
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,320
elevator.
That doesn't sound good at all,
737
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:20,880
no.
It doesn't, especially that it
738
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,000
happened, you know, right after
this movie came out.
739
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,120
And so did they find a way to
tap into the marketing?
740
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,840
I, I they should have.
And just be like, this won't be
741
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,840
us, we promise.
There's just like, and there was
742
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,840
brilliant marketing for this
movie that they had going on.
743
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,320
I mean like the, the, the dead
bodies, you know, the fake dead
744
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,400
bodies hanging from the
Billboard sign putting up the,
745
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,960
the poster, you know, and the,
the log trucks and everything.
746
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,040
I, I just thought that was all
great.
747
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,640
But as far as the opening
sequences go, this is such a
748
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:04,760
lot.
It's so much fun and really I
749
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,880
think it sets up the the humor
of this one, which the other
750
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:17,320
ones are funny, but at times
too, but this one really goes
751
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,920
really deeply understands that
this is kind of silly and
752
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:27,560
supposed to be fun.
And it works for me in just, I
753
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,560
mean, it's sort of like the best
sequences of the monkey kind of
754
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:38,280
ran that way for me too this
year where it it's just like the
755
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:42,760
the punchline is just perfectly
placed.
756
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,760
It's again I felt like Marx
Brothers routines.
757
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:52,080
Yeah, I re watching Part 1, I
was struck by how serious that
758
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:56,680
entry takes itself, especially
when you compare it like to the
759
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,920
once you get to Part 2, like all
bets are off, you know.
760
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:03,600
And I think one of the things
that one of the underrepresented
761
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:08,960
reasons why Part 2 is, is so
iconic, that opening is when you
762
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,480
get Witchmaster 3's AJ Cook
leading the charge, then of
763
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,440
course, you're just in for an
iconic time at the cinemas.
764
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,040
Fans of our Witchmaster series,
we'll know.
765
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,400
Steven, what were your thoughts
on on this opening?
766
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,840
God I loved it so much.
Like one of my favorite
767
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,560
hallmarks of this franchise is
the slow build and the constant
768
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,760
misdirects along the way.
And so you're at any point
769
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,040
you're just like, well, is that
The thing is that The thing is
770
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,160
that the thing?
And I find that build up to
771
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:44,160
often be in many cases to kind
of kind of reflect on Devon's
772
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,920
point more satisfying than the
actual kills themselves is like
773
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,680
figuring out how we're going to
get there.
774
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,960
The kills to me are almost
secondary to the elaborate
775
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,000
tapestry that we're weaving to
get us to that point.
776
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,480
And so this just executes that
so spectacularly.
777
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,240
Although there are a few deaths
within that opening scene that
778
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:09,800
really just chef's kiss
perfection, like the guy who
779
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,520
gets stuck half in the elevator,
half out when it when it goes.
780
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,480
And so he just gets like cut
like bilaterally right down the
781
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:23,720
middle or the the piano dropping
on that fucking heel kid.
782
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:28,080
Like I mean, has there my, my
crowd like erupted into like
783
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,760
applause at that because
everyone, I, I love that
784
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,080
everyone was on board with every
like rude with the kid.
785
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:39,520
My kid that were kid.
Fuck that kid so hard Oh my
786
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,560
gosh.
As everyone knows, we are team
787
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:47,560
fuck those kids.
But in terms of like shonky kids
788
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:51,920
in a sweater, that kid is way up
there with like, he deserved to
789
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,160
die.
He's he's up there with like
790
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,480
Stillwell Angel from like league
of their own and just in terms
791
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,320
of like shitty children.
He's like a young, better
792
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,480
dressed Nelson Muntz from The
Simpsons.
793
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,560
Pretty much how I would, I think
he.
794
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,040
Grew up to be Francis from Pee
Wee's Big.
795
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,360
Adventure.
Oh my God, that's perfect.
796
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,960
See.
Which which I gotta say though,
797
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,080
this is also in line with the
franchise cause the franchise is
798
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,200
also always been fuck them kids.
Because I mean like, like if
799
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,280
you're gonna go with the
philosophy of like death comes
800
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,560
for all, it comes for everyone.
Like you have to include
801
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,840
children that like, that's why
I'm always that way when it just
802
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,640
comes to films in general is
like, well, it's like, that's
803
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,160
what happens in real life.
Everybody's on the chopping
804
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,480
board.
So it's like, you know, 'cause
805
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,280
whether it be that that BBQ kill
at the end of two, I think is a
806
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,640
is a really funny one.
Oh, that my son.
807
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,160
After he saw that he he would
talk about exploding barbecues
808
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:48,800
for weeks.
I.
809
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,560
Mean well think about the
opening scene in Part 1 when
810
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:57,240
they're boarding the plane and
there's a bunch of babies crying
811
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:01,400
and they're like they're like
it'd have to be a really fucked
812
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,120
up God to like kill the plane
now and then the next thing you
813
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,640
see is like a disabled person
like someone who's like really
814
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,880
struggling and they're like a
really fucked up God and the
815
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,840
next thing you know like planes
blowing up you know so yeah
816
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,920
you're right like this is always
had that mean streak to it.
817
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,120
I am with you, Steven.
And that like I really love like
818
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,960
how I mean, it's like a 20
minute set piece and especially
819
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,640
again, rewatching Part 1, it's
almost like blinking.
820
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,040
You miss it and it's over.
This one really takes its time,
821
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,840
like right from the music cues
at the outset where it's like
822
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:43,320
credences bad moon rising and
you pay attention to the lyrics
823
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:44,880
like that.
Don't go out tonight.
824
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,520
It's bound to take you're like,
all right, chef's kiss.
825
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,800
You go from that to like Johnny
Cash's Ring of Fire.
826
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:56,840
So we're adding we're adding to
the mix now and all the I I do
827
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,920
appreciate like Iris's paranoia
and you know, it's one of the
828
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,000
hallmarks of the series as you
take these like very innocuous
829
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:10,440
things that occur in daily life
all the time and and you have a
830
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,480
character absolutely like
grasping at straws to like freak
831
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,400
out over it.
So I do appreciate that here,
832
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,480
just like the little thing, just
like filming the elevator going
833
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,440
up and you have that like point
of view shot of like how far off
834
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,440
the ground they are, like
looking through the glass floor.
835
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:39,960
I'll say that like when the
destruction starts, the sequence
836
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,640
is dinged a bit by some really
obvious like green screen work.
837
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,160
Like, I don't, I don't always
catch that stuff.
838
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:52,120
Like and it was obvious even to
me how much they were working
839
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:55,760
against a green screen.
So it it's actually been kind of
840
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,520
funny because that was
definitely like, I remember when
841
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,520
me and Garrett came out, that
was like one of the first things
842
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,200
that we had noted like as far as
the film in general is like,
843
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,560
this is a little bit more CGI
than we're kind of used to in a
844
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:12,400
Final Destination movie. 4 is
pretty CGI heavy, but the rest
845
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,720
of the series, like especially
three and five do a really good
846
00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:18,360
job of blending the two.
But like, it's not that there's
847
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,760
no CGI, but they blend it really
well with the practical.
848
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,480
And in a lot of shots, it
doesn't work in this one.
849
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:27,040
And I've seen that be a
criticism for a lot of people.
850
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,800
And ever since the the Final
Destination, like social media
851
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,920
pages and directors keep posting
the practical effects to be
852
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,960
like, see, look how much we did.
It's like, yeah, we know you did
853
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,400
some, but like you didn't blend
it in with the digital stuff
854
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,280
that you're doing very well.
The stuff that you did do
855
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,360
doesn't always look great.
Yeah, So they, they've been kind
856
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,920
of doing this like backwards,
like no, no, see, we, we did do
857
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,000
practical.
It's like, no, we know you did,
858
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,560
but like, yeah, we also know
what else you did on that too.
859
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,520
One thing that is different
about this opening set piece
860
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,920
compared to some of the others
is this is the first time we
861
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,640
don't see like we see the we see
what happens, but we don't see
862
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,520
the the like rewind of like what
actually happens of them saving
863
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,520
everybody.
We don't see that until a little
864
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,280
bit later in the film.
I thought that was AI mean.
865
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,040
I thought it was interesting,
but I remember being like, oh
866
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,520
wait, like that's not how this
usually goes, because again,
867
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:26,400
you're we just kind of know this
formula.
868
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,040
Here's.
Why I like that?
869
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:32,160
I like that because it gives the
family like plausible
870
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,240
deniability against Iris, right,
Because Iris like saves
871
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:40,040
everybody, like everybody that
was there lives because she, you
872
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,680
know, is basically like it's
people, you're eating people and
873
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,600
Soylent green and everybody
leaves.
874
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,280
So later on the family's like,
well, maybe she just noticed the
875
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,840
glass breaking on the floor and
she saved everyone.
876
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,120
It wasn't a big like death
premonition.
877
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,800
That's crazy talk where if she
if like a bunch of people had
878
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:04,640
died, you'd almost have to like
kind of like maybe kind of sort
879
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,800
of it with her.
So I did like that because
880
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,760
you're I didn't really catch on
till later, like you said, when
881
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,200
they kind of show things from
her point of view.
882
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,400
Oh, no one died in this.
Like everybody actually lives.
883
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:23,880
Like that was a lot different.
Yeah, yeah, cuz I mean it.
884
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,920
And it also helps us avoid cuz I
I hate in some I think they
885
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,120
really only do it in the first
two movies where it's like cops
886
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:34,080
are suspicious of the person
that had the premonition and
887
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,960
then it's like damn.
And it's like I we I'm glad we
888
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,800
ditched that subplot in most of
the films.
889
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,200
And yeah, so we don't have to
worry about that here in this
890
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,120
one.
But it was definitely a little
891
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,120
switch up where it's like, oh,
and then we like cut out to
892
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:52,440
current day and it's our main
character kind of having the the
893
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,200
dream and everything.
So back to what I was saying
894
00:51:55,200 --> 00:52:00,840
earlier, Bloodlines is, is this
is this the, the, the best
895
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,960
bloodlines subtitled sequel that
we've gotten?
896
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,120
Because, as we discussed in The
Wrong Turn Ones, this subtitle
897
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,640
does not have a good track
record.
898
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:15,280
Well bloodlines is part 6IN
wrong turn correct?
899
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,000
5.
Five O That's right it.
900
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,480
Should have been 6.
That's right.
901
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,640
That's we discussed 5.
Yeah, that's right, 6 is last
902
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,560
resort.
Pour one out for Papa Roach
903
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:27,040
which won't make it to the
board.
904
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,200
Yeah, you're right.
And that is one of the worst
905
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,280
movie that made me want to not
only quit podcasting but quit
906
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:37,440
life.
So definitely this is better.
907
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,040
OK.
Don't say that too loud.
908
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,520
Your microphone might start
sparking from from us.
909
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:44,600
Through that.
That's what.
910
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:46,000
Inside what?
What was that?
911
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,960
So we have this ahead of.
Teetering wildly behind you.
912
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,560
We have this ahead of wrong Turn
5.
913
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,040
What else do we have?
Like what are the other
914
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:58,360
contenders?
Hellraiser Bloodlines.
915
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,800
Haven't seen it, I'm guessing
this is better.
916
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:06,920
Than Hellraiser. 4 yes.
Yeah, but this is better than
917
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,880
Hellraiser 4.
But I think there's a lot of
918
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,640
people that would push back on
that.
919
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,280
I know there's a lot of, there's
a lot of Hellraiser Bloodlines
920
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,320
fans and I don't.
See that?
921
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:17,320
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
922
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,360
Get it?
A lot of people vote Republican
923
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,840
too, so.
You make a country.
924
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:26,240
Also true is also true.
There's a tremors one.
925
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:29,120
This is definitely bad.
This is definitely better than
926
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,560
Tremors 5 I've.
Never seen a Tremors movie.
927
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,480
Neither of them I've only seen
I've seen the 1st 2 you.
928
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:37,160
Haven't seen the original.
One, put it on the wheel.
929
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:38,520
No.
Oh.
930
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,080
Goodness, that's a.
The first the first one.
931
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:45,280
The first one is really solid.
I I I watched it for the first
932
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,320
time for Movies for Life a few
years ago.
933
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,360
The The franchise goes from
Kevin Bacon as your protagonist
934
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,760
to Jamie Kennedy.
So that's the trajectory of that
935
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:57,920
franchise.
I don't tell Harmony Colangelo
936
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,720
I'm I'm feel like this slander
on this.
937
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,400
I feel like that's everybody's
trajectory though, Like we go
938
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,400
through life, we have our Kevin
Bacon phase, but we all end up
939
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,480
Jamie Kennedy.
It's just time waits for no man
940
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:14,600
at times undefeated.
At least you have Michael Gross
941
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,880
as the constant yes.
Yeah, he is the yes, he is the
942
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,240
anchor.
But so far this.
943
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,160
Is number 1 so far.
This is up there.
944
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,840
There's a dead bloodline, which
this is way better than Day of
945
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,240
the Dead bloodline.
Good guy.
946
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:32,040
And, and, and that that ties in
pretty heavy to this one with
947
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,120
this.
I think it's interesting 'cause
948
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,560
it's like it opens up the world
in an interesting way lore wise,
949
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,920
but at the same time it's like
it it it puts a funny thing.
950
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:45,600
So basically they say, OK, so
everybody that survived at this,
951
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,720
they survived and they went on
to have families because death
952
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:53,800
couldn't kill them fast enough.
So I like that in this world,
953
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,120
death is like on Santa Claus
rules that that we we are just
954
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,840
going to accept that there's one
grim Reaper out there that is
955
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:04,160
just a backlog the ass, you
know?
956
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:07,360
So I like the this logic that
death is going to come for the
957
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:11,760
entire bloodline that should not
exist because that one person
958
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,080
survived.
I think that is interesting lore
959
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,040
thing, but also like very funny
to like kind of think about like
960
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,600
death being like, Ah, damn it,
they had twins.
961
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,920
Fuck, that's two more onto the
list.
962
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,960
I'm fuck.
It makes death a kind of
963
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,760
personal entity, which is, you
know, interesting in its own way
964
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,920
more.
It makes them feel kind of
965
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,920
corporate, almost.
More, more Freddy Krueger than
966
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,680
you know, You know, I don't know
what.
967
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,280
I would.
I don't know.
968
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,520
Are you guys familiar with the
term the Eisenhower Matrix?
969
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:46,040
No.
You go ahead.
970
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:51,640
You break up your task into four
categories like urgent,
971
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:56,160
important, urgent, not
important, not urgent,
972
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,080
important, not urgent, not
important.
973
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:01,000
And that's a death in this
because he's like going through
974
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,320
each.
Nice.
975
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,160
To.
Me, it's the fatal flaw.
976
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:10,080
Like thinking about it after
like Iris is like I've cheated
977
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,760
death for decades.
I have this book, I have all
978
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,800
these notes and you actually
haven't like the only thing you
979
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:21,480
really did was like you died
next to last and like death had
980
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,520
you and not urgent, not
important.
981
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,400
Like you were the modern
quadrant.
982
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,880
And he eventually like when it
was your time, he came for you.
983
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,680
Like you actually avoided
nothing.
984
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:35,720
You spent all of those decades
in a cabin in the middle, which
985
00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:39,600
was a death trap, by the way.
Like for someone we need to talk
986
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,120
about this cabin because like
for someone who was like
987
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,160
sunlight hitting my plant could
kill me.
988
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:52,920
She is like what if I put barbed
wire, faulty rewiring and a lot
989
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:57,360
of like poleaxes everywhere.
What could possibly go wrong?
990
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,240
Also like giant like tanks of
explosive chemicals.
991
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:07,760
Yeah, let me live in a fortress
of mainly metal and expect
992
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,320
nothing.
I think this is all very funny.
993
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,640
So on Spectre Cinema we did
actually they never released,
994
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:18,160
but a part of our lost files was
doing the Final Destination
995
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:21,080
franchise.
And and we always talked about
996
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,600
how, you know, the various
protagonists and certain people
997
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,560
have their final destination
like abilities.
998
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,600
You know, whether it be the
final desk divisions is what I
999
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,080
call it.
The people that get these
1000
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,360
premonitions and the clues.
So I like it in this one.
1001
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:42,600
We get that it's a learned skill
that you can learn to catch
1002
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,920
death's little what he would go
for and things like that.
1003
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:52,640
And this this final destination
Bible that that irises compiled,
1004
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:55,600
I think is is an interesting
addition.
1005
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,280
So this isn't a in the
supernatural.
1006
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,760
This is like, no, you can learn,
you can get in death's mind.
1007
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,160
I think that that's another kind
of funny addition to this.
1008
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,880
Just to just be like, so you're
just extra vigilant.
1009
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,360
Like this is like kind of like a
Batman skill, I guess.
1010
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,720
Just to be like, I I can see
with the chain reaction of what
1011
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,880
or no like kind of Sherlike
Holmes, the Robert Downey Junior
1012
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,640
one.
You you kind of like that a
1013
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:23,360
little bit.
I should you should take that
1014
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,840
superpower and go to the casino
is what you should be doing.
1015
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,600
I'm saying.
Going to the sports book is
1016
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:34,440
really, you know, instead of
this like I wonder if this kids
1017
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,600
going to do a trick shot with a
soccer ball and knock you into a
1018
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,720
garbage dumpster.
Like that has a very limited
1019
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:46,000
practical use in terms of like
you, what you can do with it.
1020
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,600
It would be fun for some party
tricks, I guess, but you can
1021
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:54,040
only charge so much for that.
So Lois's whole plan was just
1022
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,480
just absolute shit, just like
not the best.
1023
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:03,160
And furthermore, for someone who
was getting a like full
1024
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:07,760
scholarship, like a full ride to
university, like Stephanie is
1025
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,680
one of the dumbest characters in
movie history.
1026
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:14,640
Just her whole her whole plan at
the end of the movie, let's
1027
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:18,080
drive to the fortress that
killed grandma.
1028
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:23,040
And then what we're going to do
is like when we see, Oh, shits
1029
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,000
looks bad.
What if I plow this?
1030
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:28,480
You know, when a Bay go through
it?
1031
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,480
What could go wrong?
Just not a very bright woman.
1032
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:38,800
I I think Stephanie is
unfortunate in many ways for
1033
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,760
this film because one, she's
just kind of surrounded by
1034
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,240
supporting characters that are
like either funnier or
1035
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:48,560
interesting or, you know, you
know, why weren't, why wasn't
1036
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:53,160
Eric the the lead of this movie?
You know, you know why why
1037
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:56,280
wasn't our boy, our PRC boy, the
goth boy?
1038
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:57,880
Why is it wasn't he the
protagonist?
1039
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:01,440
But and and not that Stephanie
like not to you know, Caitlin,
1040
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:05,360
Santa's wanna she's not she's
not bad.
1041
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,800
You know, she's she's doing what
is asked of her.
1042
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:11,600
But I think.
She's again being asked to kind
1043
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,520
of be OK, She's the
granddaughter, so she's the one
1044
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,800
that's kind of put everything
together and like be the the
1045
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:21,480
connection amongst the family
tree and everything.
1046
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,920
She's got to get the playbook.
She's got it.
1047
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,840
She's got a lot of stuff to do
to where she doesn't really get
1048
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,800
to be a character much in the
film.
1049
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:33,440
So I think it's more of a script
thing for Stephanie because
1050
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,840
yeah, that final like climax,
it's just like, girl, what are
1051
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,120
we doing here?
Like what?
1052
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,640
Like what?
Like truly, what are we doing?
1053
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,360
So I don't know.
I I think it's more of AI
1054
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,600
definitely blame the script more
than I blame Caitlin in any
1055
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,200
capacity.
You.
1056
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,120
Mentioned the the pacing of this
so I'll ask this now.
1057
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,840
Like the whole third act.
Like once they leave the
1058
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,080
hospital.
That seems like the most rushed
1059
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,800
third act of any.
Oh, totally.
1060
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,400
Or or especially within the
franchise.
1061
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,680
Yeah, like the the I'd say this
has one of the weaker finales.
1062
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:11,640
Yeah, honestly is a big thing
because again, it's like it
1063
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:16,040
almost feels kind of.
I know I defend this scene, but
1064
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,920
I know other people have issues
with it.
1065
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,680
It feels like, and it follows
where it's just like they come
1066
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:25,800
up with the most random plan.
But in that movie, it's like,
1067
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,640
because we don't know how the
entity truly works.
1068
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,760
So you can kind of defend that
scene of being like, well, they
1069
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,480
truly don't know what to
actually do against this entity.
1070
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,000
Versus Stephanie has a playbook
here.
1071
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,400
Yeah, and they're teenagers.
Stephanie literally has a thick
1072
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:46,120
ass playbook of options of what
to do to outwit death rather
1073
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,600
than let's just go back to
grandma's fortress.
1074
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:51,000
Yeah.
And it follows, like, Mikaya
1075
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,120
Monroe does have a plan before
that.
1076
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,440
It's like, I'm going to go bang
a bunch of skeevy dudes.
1077
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:58,920
And that's, you know, a good
idea on paper.
1078
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,440
But then when she drives to put
it in action, she's like,
1079
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:05,320
actually, no, that does not
sound like a good idea.
1080
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:08,720
So they at least have some
backups here.
1081
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:13,800
It's just like drive quickly
with this battering RAM of a
1082
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,680
motor vehicle through the place.
It looks like it's going to
1083
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:21,120
catch on fire and already has
killed one person and has the
1084
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:24,680
taste of blood already.
Yeah, they, they, I don't know,
1085
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,080
they could have did something a
little bit because I mean, I
1086
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,440
guess it, it's, it kind of sucks
because they already kind of
1087
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,480
blew their load a little bit
with the idea of like, OK,
1088
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,560
they're like, you know, killing
yourself and bringing yourself
1089
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,840
back to life.
Like that's a new wrinkle into
1090
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,680
this.
Because we, we had seen in five,
1091
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:43,200
they brought up the idea of like
killing somebody and taking
1092
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,040
their time.
That was introduced in five.
1093
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,120
But then they do that and then
they introduce the idea in this
1094
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,800
one, like, or you can just kill
yourself and then come back and
1095
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,720
then you're good.
But so they spend all this thing
1096
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,840
and the hospital set piece is so
fun.
1097
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:00,920
And you know, very interesting
that once after that hospital
1098
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:04,440
scene, it's like, oh, we still
have another 20 minutes left of
1099
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,600
movie and we still need to like
kind of wrap up loose ends here,
1100
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,840
you know, so it it's like, OK,
now what do we do?
1101
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,880
And then they were still going
to try to, OK, we're going to do
1102
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,800
that again, We're going to go to
grandma's house and it'll be
1103
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,720
safer to kill ourselves there
and then try to come back or
1104
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,640
whatever.
So yeah, I don't know.
1105
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,160
It's.
Yeah.
1106
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,320
As far as just like the
structure, it's just like very
1107
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,640
weird.
Once the hospital ends, you're
1108
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,520
left with the three least
interesting characters in the
1109
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:32,480
Yeah.
Yeah.
1110
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:37,360
Yeah, I'm just noticing the
mother's name in the movie.
1111
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:41,480
Not grandma, but the mom, and
it's Darlene Campbell.
1112
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,720
Like that's my principal who's
retiring.
1113
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:46,280
I'm like, man, that's freaky.
So.
1114
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah, because, yeah, there
because there was supposed to
1115
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,200
be, you know, the the mom and
the the working out with the two
1116
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:57,000
kids.
Even though I didn't like bring
1117
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,680
her back, I thought the sibling
dynamic and that was really
1118
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,680
great.
The sibling dynamic here is bone
1119
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,880
dry.
I hate you because you went to
1120
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:06,880
college.
Yeah.
1121
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:09,480
You.
Don't even call me anymore.
1122
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,560
Yeah, it's a little like the way
she gets the cold shoulder from
1123
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:19,120
Julia, who's just kind of there.
It is weird.
1124
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,080
I did want to, I wanted to ask
you guys this.
1125
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:28,440
How bad of a mom did Iris have
to be to like, as soon as they
1126
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:32,120
throw the shovels of dirt on the
grave, they're like fire up the
1127
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:37,680
BBQ time for frozen marks.
We got life-size Jenga pieces
1128
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:42,000
like, like they haven't.
It's just they haven't even.
1129
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:46,200
It's just it was blew my mind.
Like that was the reaction.
1130
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,560
Like grandma's dead.
Put some more shrimp on the
1131
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,240
Barbie and let's get drunk.
That was amazing.
1132
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:55,480
Like that's mummy dearest levels
of like.
1133
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:03,320
What were your thoughts on this?
It's abrupt, I mean, there's no
1134
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:06,480
doubt about that, but.
I mean, it's, it's, it's a plot
1135
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:09,960
contrivance for sure.
I don't know, I appreciate it.
1136
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,320
Like, you know, like just
because it's a film don't mean
1137
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,120
you just gotta like, be sad all
day.
1138
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,800
Like, hey, we still got to eat,
you know, like let's hang out.
1139
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,080
Like I don't want everybody to.
Being sad.
1140
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,080
And then there's.
Let's.
1141
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:23,400
Go got trampoline and show me
your backflips.
1142
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,320
Dad Well, we got, we got the.
Whole family around, so we might
1143
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,480
as well just, you know, get all,
get everybody together and have
1144
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,480
a.
Couple it's one of those things
1145
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,080
too, all the like the cousins
and everything none of them even
1146
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:34,640
met Iris.
So it's like kind of one of
1147
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,960
those things too, like, OK,
like, yeah, that's our grandma,
1148
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,760
that passball.
Like they literally didn't don't
1149
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,040
even know who she was.
So like, I mean, I guess it's
1150
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:44,560
kind of like I I don't know,
like it in that that's supposed
1151
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:49,320
to be, you know, there there's a
lot of complicated like the OK,
1152
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:54,160
because I guess like Iris like
was like training Darlene too
1153
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:56,840
hard on how to avoid death and
that's.
1154
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:59,000
What sort of like them?
Go away.
1155
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:06,840
Sort of like the Halloween 2018
dynamic between, you know, Jamie
1156
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:12,880
Lee Curtis and and yeah.
I, I kind of needed to see, I
1157
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:17,120
think some of that in a
flashback only because Brian,
1158
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:20,280
you can attest, like when you
have kids, especially your first
1159
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,200
one, you think everything is
going to kill them, like every
1160
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:26,640
single thing.
And that goes away after a bit
1161
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,000
and the. 3rd kid, you know, I
mean, hey, you're letting.
1162
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,240
Them lick the go for it, yeah.
Like, you know, here go stick
1163
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:36,760
this plastic knife in an outlet
and and see what happens.
1164
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:40,760
Like experiment Bill Nye.
I don't know, I just found that
1165
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:45,480
like hysterical, like really
funny, but also a little bit
1166
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:48,560
sad.
Like, how bad of a mom did she
1167
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:52,080
have to be for that to be
because they were not.
1168
01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,680
It look like a fun cookout.
Like they're making frozen
1169
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,360
margs.
Dad's doing backflips on the
1170
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:00,000
trampoline.
It's a good time.
1171
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,200
I made me.
Yeah.
1172
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,080
I mean as far as the set piece
that goes though the scene is
1173
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,040
really fun, right?
I think it.
1174
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,680
Doesn't really my favorite in
the movie.
1175
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:12,440
I think it does a really good
job of a kind of pointing out
1176
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,880
like a setting up like, you
know, that's the classic, you
1177
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:16,720
know, final destination set
pieces.
1178
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:21,120
Like you focus in on a couple
minute details and be like, OK,
1179
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:24,560
what's it gonna be?
You know, so I like the the, the
1180
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:29,440
glass in the in the ice, which
you can tell none of them worked
1181
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:32,480
in a bar because everyone knows
you burn the ice if there's a
1182
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:36,200
broken glass anywhere.
So none of those siblings that
1183
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:39,080
worked at a bar anywhere.
Did they know there was broken
1184
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:42,160
glass though?
Well, no, yeah, He, he, he ran
1185
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,600
away.
Yeah, he broke the glass and
1186
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,560
then he cleaned it up and he
just like, and he just wiped it
1187
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,560
onto the ground.
But it's like everyone knows,
1188
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:52,360
like even if it doesn't break in
your ice, well, you do it
1189
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,080
anyways.
So it's like that.
1190
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:56,560
That's like a funny thing that I
know a lot of service people are
1191
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,680
probably.
So it's like it, it catches
1192
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,120
people on that.
And then like some of the other
1193
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:04,200
like all the lawn care stuff,
the rake under the trampoline.
1194
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:07,160
Yeah, Yeah, a lot of really
great.
1195
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,160
I thought no.
Net.
1196
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:11,120
Having no net on the trampoline
either.
1197
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,760
Like if someone there's a
trampoline in our backyard, like
1198
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,680
that's a recipe for a broken
arm.
1199
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,000
Not having a net surrounding
your trampoline.
1200
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:21,560
Did did you guys like also like
find yourself like trying to
1201
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:24,600
guess who it was going to be too
'cause I was just like, I was
1202
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,880
like, no, because there was.
Getting away in the trailer.
1203
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,960
I didn't watch it now I didn't
see the trailer, thank goodness.
1204
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:34,359
Yeah, the the trailer actually
gave away too, the different
1205
01:08:34,359 --> 01:08:38,720
ones.
I mean, it, it, it's the one of
1206
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:43,399
the first trailer was the
entirety, almost the entirety of
1207
01:08:43,399 --> 01:08:46,520
the tattoo parlor scene.
Oh, I didn't see that.
1208
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:50,040
I did not see that thing.
And then and then the second one
1209
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:57,240
was the the cookout and it all
the way to the lawnmower come.
1210
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,439
Why would you do that?
Yeah, it was.
1211
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,359
So it was like.
Goodness, I don't watch trailers
1212
01:09:01,359 --> 01:09:04,600
cuz yeah like why do that?
Couldn't have, couldn't avoid
1213
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,359
them.
You know, if we go and see a few
1214
01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:09,439
movies, yeah.
Even with that one being in the
1215
01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:12,200
trailer it's still my favorite
just because again of the build
1216
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,600
up.
Like, I know exactly how it's
1217
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,319
gonna turn out.
And, you know, it didn't give
1218
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:20,000
away everything, every beat.
So there was a lot still going
1219
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,920
on in it that was fun to watch.
I mean, and like we have said,
1220
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:27,319
you know, the the death itself
is almost a punchline, but the
1221
01:09:27,319 --> 01:09:31,000
joke is how long it takes to get
there.
1222
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,240
Exactly.
And so, yeah, that's part of the
1223
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:38,680
fun of these anyway.
So it didn't really necessarily
1224
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:42,000
detract from me liking that
scene or anything.
1225
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,560
I, I know the monkey wasn't
trying to be a Final Destination
1226
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,040
movie, but it might as well have
been.
1227
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:53,000
And watching that movie like
highlights again, like what
1228
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,680
makes these movies work?
And for, at least for me, what
1229
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,440
didn't make that movie work
'cause there was no build up,
1230
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,520
there was no holding on
anything.
1231
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,640
There was no misdirection.
It was like, OK, you see that a
1232
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:06,800
hornet's nest that somebody's
gonna get Hornets in their
1233
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:08,920
mouth.
Like, you know, it's like it was
1234
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:12,440
kind of what was versus in this,
It's like you get enough of like
1235
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:15,720
the OK, like you keep thinking
somebody got swallowed the the
1236
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,960
piece of glass.
No, it goes in somebody's foot.
1237
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,720
Like, you know, like the the
slight things like that.
1238
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:24,040
So like again, this scene I
think is a really great like a
1239
01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:26,600
very strong showcase.
Again, like what makes this
1240
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,600
franchise work?
Because like, you know, we,
1241
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:34,840
we've seen them do this kind of
structured type of scene many a
1242
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,680
times.
And this one is, is really fun.
1243
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,840
Agreed.
I really enjoyed the monkey like
1244
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:42,800
I went, I saw that twice as
well.
1245
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:47,080
But I will say like after seeing
this in theaters, I can say that
1246
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:51,040
like one maybe knock on the
monkey is that there is a snark
1247
01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,240
to it.
There is like this sort of like
1248
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:57,520
Osgood Perkins is almost like
sneering at the audience a bit
1249
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,480
for kind of enjoying this.
Like you guys should really be
1250
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:05,200
above this at this point where
Final Destination films like
1251
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,720
this one in particular, it seems
like we want to bring people
1252
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:12,720
under the umbrella.
Like they embrace how silly and
1253
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:17,000
goofy these movies are with a
couple things that stood out
1254
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,920
like little lines like Bobby
when they're walking to the car
1255
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:23,240
and they're going slow and he's
like too fast.
1256
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:27,360
Just like it's a small line.
But it popped to me like I just
1257
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,680
laughed my ass off.
And then the whole reveal with
1258
01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:34,280
like the idea like, well, how
come he didn't die?
1259
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:38,840
Why did it skip over him?
And you have this like General
1260
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:43,480
Hospital slash guide days of our
lives, like last minute reveal
1261
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:47,960
that like Eric is a bastard son
from Brenda's affair when she
1262
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:52,280
and Uncle Howie, who's like the
most dude, yes, like that's
1263
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,920
amazing.
Like that was out of nowhere.
1264
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:59,240
Like you know what you're in for
when that is the reveal.
1265
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:02,280
I love that so much is.
That why you always wanted to
1266
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:06,840
play catch.
That was that.
1267
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,160
Was a fucking great line.
Such a great line.
1268
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:12,680
Shout Richard Harmon.
He's been in a few genre things
1269
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,960
at least.
I know him from Grave Encounters
1270
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:20,880
Part 2 if anybody saw that one.
But yeah, and because they kind
1271
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,200
of already have this like kind
of an interesting like blended
1272
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,200
family and stuff.
So it's like you already didn't
1273
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:28,640
know who was related and stuff.
But then like so that reveal I
1274
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:32,560
thought was funny and also found
this nation does the franchise
1275
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:37,360
does an interesting thing where
they like infantilize characters
1276
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:43,600
in a way because like like Eric,
Bobby and and Julia like these
1277
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,440
are I'm like they're obviously
adults, but they also kind of
1278
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,880
act like teenagers.
They all live at the house with
1279
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:54,320
their parents, especially Bobby.
Like Bobby is literally acting
1280
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:55,960
like a 12 year old in this
movie.
1281
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:59,360
And like, because they do that
in a final destination too with
1282
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:02,640
that one kid, you know, like
acts like an like 8 year old and
1283
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,280
you're like.
Oh, this is chasing the pigeons.
1284
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:09,160
Yeah, so this franchise does
this a few times and like so
1285
01:13:09,160 --> 01:13:12,120
like I like in this and it's
just like, wait, how old are any
1286
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:13,640
of these?
Like, are they children?
1287
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:16,320
Are they adults?
Like, you guys are kind of dumb.
1288
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:17,200
Yeah.
You guys have a?
1289
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,760
Turtle they can't.
They don't seem to have any
1290
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:24,480
other friends like outside of
their own group of three and the
1291
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,000
other cousins like right?
Just like Eric is like a tattoo
1292
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,920
artist and a piercing artist.
So he's at least in his like mid
1293
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:35,040
20s, like, you know, but at the
same time, like I love the shot
1294
01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:38,000
of him walking down the street
in the morning with his juice
1295
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,000
box.
I'm like again.
1296
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:44,040
I'm like, how old are they?
And then, like when he's like
1297
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:48,680
licking a garbage truck, like,
look, even if death isn't out to
1298
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:52,640
kill you, like do you know,
unsanitary, at the very least,
1299
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:55,360
you're going to get like the
worst diarrhea ever.
1300
01:13:55,600 --> 01:14:02,400
Like, so that is so unpleasant.
And it's like right after the
1301
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:06,000
dad dies and he's so jolly
again, Like, one thing about
1302
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,880
this movie is like, everybody
seems to get over the deaths of
1303
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:13,880
their loved ones, like, very,
very quickly like.
1304
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,560
Just cut to another funeral.
But I also thought that was part
1305
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,520
of the joke.
That's part of what struck me as
1306
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:23,080
really funny.
And I same it understood the IT
1307
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:28,560
it understands the assignment as
the kids say, you know, it's. 3
1308
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:31,520
does that, 3 has a recurring bit
where they're just like, I'm
1309
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,400
getting real tired of going to
funerals.
1310
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:38,560
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know if, like, I should
1311
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:42,720
feel sympathy for Aunt Brenda
and we should go check on her
1312
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:46,680
and make sure she's OK.
Or is she like the worst monster
1313
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:49,960
in the movie?
Because she explicitly goes
1314
01:14:49,960 --> 01:14:54,600
against like, her husband, like
Uncle Howard's like, please,
1315
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:58,120
nothing to do with my mom, like
just bad juju.
1316
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:00,920
Don't do it.
And she's like, by the way, if
1317
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:05,120
you look at the bottom drawer of
the kitchen desk, you'll not
1318
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:08,240
find anything there.
And then it just like, brings
1319
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:11,000
about all the destruction of her
whole family.
1320
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:15,400
Like, I don't know, like, and
what I do love is like her, all
1321
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:21,240
her three children die, her
husband dies in horrible,
1322
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:25,280
horrible deaths, and then like,
she's completely ridden out of
1323
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:27,320
the film and we never check on
her again.
1324
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,400
Like she.
She just went back to Jerry for
1325
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:31,120
comfort.
That's.
1326
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,240
All Jerry.
I think what we have to assume.
1327
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,520
Happened.
Jerry played the long game.
1328
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,080
That's it.
Well, they did this with
1329
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:41,680
Stephanie and Charlie's dad too,
and they revealed that like he,
1330
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,920
well, he's safe because he's not
part of the bloodline.
1331
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,560
He like literally is like all
right, bye.
1332
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:47,520
And then literally pieces out
for the rest.
1333
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:49,880
Of going for a walk.
He, yeah, he goes.
1334
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,040
I'm going for a walk to let off
some steam any day.
1335
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:53,720
Come back.
That's actually a low key great
1336
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,280
joke.
I didn't even think about that.
1337
01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:58,520
That's really funny.
Yeah, the.
1338
01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:01,120
Only thing that would have been
better is if he went out for a
1339
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,800
pack of smokes.
Yeah, exactly.
1340
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,960
The hospital, I think you
mentioned, Yvonne, like the
1341
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,000
hospital set pieces are
brilliant.
1342
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:11,280
We should talk a little bit
about Tony Todd.
1343
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:15,480
Like this is his last on screen
role of one thing about his
1344
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:19,280
performance here, like it's in a
movie that's very, very funny.
1345
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:24,680
Like his scene is very poignant.
I think there's been a lot said
1346
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:28,840
where like he wasn't necessarily
scripted in the scene, but they
1347
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:31,640
said like, this is like the
blueprint of what you got to get
1348
01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:35,720
across to move the story along.
And then you can say whatever
1349
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:39,400
you want and it's obvious like
looking at him and this.
1350
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,320
And he was very ill at the time
and passed away shortly
1351
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:45,600
thereafter because he was just
like a a bear of a man.
1352
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:49,880
Just I remember I remember like
bumping into him at the New York
1353
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:54,480
City Horror Film Fest and like
2010, like he was there as a
1354
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:58,360
special guest and I was standing
outside and he stood next to me
1355
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:02,880
and like one of like the largest
men I've ever been near.
1356
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:09,680
Like just in to see him here.
Like it's sad, but his, his his
1357
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,280
words at the end, like we don't
know when death is coming for
1358
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:14,200
us.
Like I'm tired of waiting for
1359
01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,160
it.
Like I'm going to enjoy whatever
1360
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:20,800
time you I have left is like a
really in a very fun, silly
1361
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,120
movie, like a very beautiful
message.
1362
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:26,520
Yeah, I.
Mean that's sort of the, I guess
1363
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:30,360
the thematic thread of all of
these because you have so many,
1364
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:34,240
especially in the sequels, you
have people living in constant
1365
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:38,200
fear of death where they, you
know, lock themselves in rooms
1366
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:40,360
or in this case in this movie,
in a cabin.
1367
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:46,040
Now, granted, she has her
reasoning is to keep herself
1368
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:53,800
alive so that her children and
grandchildren can live, but at
1369
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:56,080
what cost?
I mean, at what cost are am I
1370
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:59,680
keeping myself alive to, you
know, I'm not really living.
1371
01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:05,160
And I think that I think that's
sort of the underlying sort of,
1372
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:11,600
you know, really powerful and
effective message of these
1373
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:14,320
movies in general is you got to
live.
1374
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:19,280
You can't live in constant fear
of death because you'll end up
1375
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:22,120
like, you know, clear waters or
whatever, clear rivers,
1376
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,280
whatever.
What is her name?
1377
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,520
Clear rivers, yeah.
Yeah, you know, living in a
1378
01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:29,320
padded room, you know, with
pictures all over the wall or
1379
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:31,720
get hit by a brick off screen,
like.
1380
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,840
In her defense, the minute she
decides to choose life again in
1381
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:40,960
the perlance of Trainspotting 2
days later, she explodes So.
1382
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,200
Yeah.
Well, The thing is, it kind of
1383
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,600
undermines its own themes.
You know, this movie has a has,
1384
01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,800
I mean, horror movies do that
all the time, you know, I mean.
1385
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:56,720
I thought the theme was like
Aunt Brenda kind of a hoe.
1386
01:18:56,960 --> 01:19:00,080
Like I thought it was the theme
of this movie.
1387
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,080
Is that a theme or is that more
of a mode too?
1388
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:07,440
No, I but the other major
recurring theme in these movies
1389
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:11,280
is, is the omnipresence of death
and the uncertainty of
1390
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:13,760
everything.
So the I the notion that, yeah,
1391
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,320
you can decide to live, but you,
you're going to get killed two
1392
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:19,520
days later.
Like that's, that's part of
1393
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,440
that.
And, and I like, you know,
1394
01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:24,760
obviously like it's very
poignant for this to be Tony
1395
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,800
Todd's, you know, one of his
last performances.
1396
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:30,560
And and I think it you know, not
only for, you know, obviously
1397
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:34,320
real life, it also like even him
just being in this franchise and
1398
01:19:34,320 --> 01:19:37,040
like, and even within the story,
like there's always been the
1399
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,160
theories.
Oh, is he the Grim Reaper?
1400
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:41,080
Is he death?
Is he the, you know, whatever,
1401
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,440
does he know more than other
people let on?
1402
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:46,680
And then with, you know,
obviously this being Tony Todd,
1403
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:50,160
you know, kind of him, his
health decline and everything
1404
01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:53,960
and his character retiring and
then like being like confirming.
1405
01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:56,240
And it's just like, no, like
this person that like you can
1406
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,280
build it, you know, mess up
about somebody in your head, but
1407
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:01,440
at the end of the day, they're
still human that are also going
1408
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:02,200
to die.
So I think.
1409
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,840
That, you know, kind of
translates in with Tony Todd and
1410
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:08,320
his his legacy within the horror
genre of just being like, you
1411
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:10,480
know, like we, you know, we
think that these people are
1412
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:13,680
untouchable, you know, because
we have seen them on screen and
1413
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:16,400
with such power and gravitas and
everything.
1414
01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:18,560
And we think that, Oh no,
they're not going to die.
1415
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,400
Like, of course not.
Like, you know, like so whenever
1416
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,560
you know, you get kind of hit
with that reality.
1417
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:26,680
Like like Mike said, like I, I
remember meeting him and he is
1418
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,320
as a big hulking man.
And then when you see him in
1419
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:33,400
this film and you know, he is
mainly sitting down for this and
1420
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,640
it's just like, wow.
Like, you know, like, again,
1421
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,480
like people, everyone is human.
It's gonna come for everybody in
1422
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,520
one way or another.
And so it was, it was, it was
1423
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,880
very nice.
It was very beautiful.
1424
01:20:43,880 --> 01:20:48,120
And I think a a nice way to
cement his legacy within the
1425
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:51,400
genre community.
Yeah, definitely.
1426
01:20:51,400 --> 01:20:54,440
He the the, his presence cannot
be understated.
1427
01:20:54,440 --> 01:20:58,200
His impact on the horror genre
cannot be understated, so to to
1428
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:02,920
to have him be able to deliver a
truly appropriate swan song in
1429
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,840
this movie was I it?
It brought me to tears in the
1430
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:07,400
theater.
I I don't mind admitting it.
1431
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:12,000
Yeah, I mean, he was like a
little bit more than like, Stan
1432
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,160
Lee cameos.
Like he wasn't necessarily,
1433
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:17,040
like, essential in anything.
Part 3.
1434
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:19,320
It's only his voice.
Like he's the voice of the
1435
01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,120
roller coaster, the devil's
horn.
1436
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:23,680
I think it is.
But it's like he would pop up
1437
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:25,800
and you're like, there he is.
Like there's bloodhorn.
1438
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,040
And it was like fascinating to
seek.
1439
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:31,640
So he'd play like a different,
so have like a different sort of
1440
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:35,200
role in each one.
And yet he's always the same.
1441
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,680
And I kind of really liked that,
like that idea.
1442
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:43,400
Also, that he was and that he
was a person that got saved in a
1443
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:47,120
premonition is cool for that as
well.
1444
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,760
Yeah, that.
Was I just called that little
1445
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:49,920
kid?
I was like, there's Tony.
1446
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:52,840
That's that's little Tony Todd.
Yeah, I, I, I remember
1447
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,680
whispering that.
I remember whispering that to my
1448
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,720
son.
It's like, Oh my gosh, it's Tony
1449
01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:02,160
Todd.
So we'll be honest, I did not
1450
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,280
make that connection.
I'm a, I'm a dumb, dumb.
1451
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,400
And I thought, oh, it's the
singer.
1452
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,600
Yeah.
I thought something like that,
1453
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:10,440
too.
Guys sing and shout.
1454
01:22:10,440 --> 01:22:12,040
That's Tony Todd's character.
Yeah.
1455
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:18,000
Oh man, another thing I really
liked was Eric and Bobby's
1456
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:21,600
debate of whether or not they
should murder a baby in order.
1457
01:22:21,680 --> 01:22:23,000
To sing.
Amazing.
1458
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:28,440
Amazing shot.
Because like the the fact that
1459
01:22:28,440 --> 01:22:32,720
they have a read that reaction
shot with like, wow, the little
1460
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:37,560
shoulder shrug, then no, but
it's like to me like that's good
1461
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:40,440
comedy right there.
That is good comedy.
1462
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:45,440
I, I really like the, the way
they worked in Bobby's peanut
1463
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:48,800
allergy because you know, when
you think about certain people
1464
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:51,360
that have those allergies and
usually when they have them,
1465
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:53,640
they are like super serious and
fatal.
1466
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:56,720
And the whole EpiPen situation.
They and these are people that
1467
01:22:56,720 --> 01:22:59,280
like, do you have to live in
slight caution, you know,
1468
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:02,120
because they have to be aware
of, you know, what's in their
1469
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:03,760
food and drinks and things like
that.
1470
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:07,600
So like the fact that they, you
know, take that to the next
1471
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:09,280
step.
But then that's also the thing
1472
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:14,320
that they try to use to, to pull
a reverse Uno on death.
1473
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,560
I think is really interesting.
Like I, I really like it.
1474
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:20,760
Just like kind of the whole
tension of this, of this
1475
01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:23,240
hospital scene with, you know,
setting up.
1476
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:27,160
And I like, I like him choosing
what candy bar with peanut
1477
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:29,680
butter in he wants, right.
Yeah, He's like, he's like, no,
1478
01:23:29,680 --> 01:23:32,040
don't do the he's like, don't do
the crackers and peanut butter.
1479
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:33,560
He's like.
Let me get the candy nuts.
1480
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:36,480
Yeah, the unsalted nuts, that's
what I want is like, I'm not
1481
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:40,080
going out on unsalted nuts.
As soon as that gets brought up
1482
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:43,280
at the BBQ scene, I'm like, OK,
that's coming back.
1483
01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:46,240
And I I figured that was going
to be how death got him, like,
1484
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:49,840
you know, a ricocheted peanut
into his drink or something
1485
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:53,960
later in the movie.
I will say this franchise has no
1486
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:56,000
idea how hospital equipment
tends to work.
1487
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:02,680
Apparently if you, if you turn
it up high enough, it will like
1488
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:06,600
completely like because it's in
five, I think when she's doing
1489
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:10,440
the LASIK surgery and then it
like gets cranked up and it
1490
01:24:10,440 --> 01:24:13,600
like, it starts like like
scorching her eye and face and
1491
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:16,080
shit.
And then there's not really
1492
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,960
hospital equipment, but the
tanning bed seen in three, like
1493
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:22,000
come on.
And then you've got this the the
1494
01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:25,560
MRI machine, like if you turn
and if you leave an MRI on for
1495
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:28,560
long enough, it will completely
disrupt operations at a
1496
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:29,560
hospital.
Well, they try.
1497
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:32,920
Well, they, they tried doing a
thing that, I don't know, maybe
1498
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:35,640
was like 4 people trying to
nitpick like the household stuff
1499
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:38,320
because they have a thing out
where it's like, oh, it can't go
1500
01:24:38,320 --> 01:24:41,480
past this level and except for
research purposes.
1501
01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:45,720
But then it's like, oh wait,
the, the, the thing fell onto
1502
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:49,680
the two key locks and now up now
it's super mode is unlocked.
1503
01:24:49,680 --> 01:24:52,520
Yeah.
I don't know if I want a
1504
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,520
Mythbusters The Final
Destination movies because I
1505
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:59,160
just feel something would go
horribly wrong.
1506
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:03,000
But I do appreciate Stevens beef
with them is like the the
1507
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:06,840
vermicilitude.
It's just not there with these
1508
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,360
films.
Like it's just not.
1509
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:11,920
I mean, there's this suspension
of disbelief that I'm willing,
1510
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:14,160
I'm willing to suspend my
disbelief because these movies
1511
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,840
are so damn fun.
I just yeah, it it just.
1512
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:19,120
I think it's worth noting.
Well, I mean, it's like it's
1513
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:21,600
like a.
Checklist we can you know little
1514
01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:25,800
To Do List today John, Steven,
Julia well.
1515
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:29,640
I mean, it's like we know, OK,
logs don't bounce if they fall
1516
01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,760
off of a log truck, you know,
for example.
1517
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:36,120
But who cares?
I mean, that's part of the it's
1518
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:41,800
part of the fun.
Death is like, I'm just going to
1519
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:45,760
fuck with these people in the
most interesting way I can.
1520
01:25:45,760 --> 01:25:48,000
I got to keep myself entertained
here.
1521
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,520
Exactly.
After all.
1522
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:53,520
So I know that log trucks don't
that logs don't bounce off of
1523
01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:56,000
trucks.
I know that MRI machines don't
1524
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:57,760
go up that high, but I don't
care.
1525
01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:59,160
I'm going to make it happen
anyway.
1526
01:25:59,160 --> 01:26:01,480
I'm deaf.
So there we go.
1527
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:04,120
That's that's there's your
suspension of disbelief.
1528
01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:07,280
It's death.
Also never wanted a Prince
1529
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:10,400
Albert less than like.
That was one of the funniest
1530
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:14,000
bits of that moment.
Like when Eric's Johnson just
1531
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,760
starts getting poked.
Yeah.
1532
01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:18,440
I didn't think it could get
funnier than the nipple rings.
1533
01:26:18,480 --> 01:26:20,440
And then we get the Prince.
Albert and yeah, gone.
1534
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:23,840
It was as soon as I saw the
nipples, I was like, I was like,
1535
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:25,800
oh please, please tell me he's
got one.
1536
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:28,880
Yes, yes he does.
And everybody started clapping.
1537
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:31,160
And Eric is 100% the kind of guy
who.
1538
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:36,560
Would have of course, of course.
But yeah, that was I, I really
1539
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:41,320
liked the the like inverted like
like little like a back break.
1540
01:26:41,320 --> 01:26:46,200
It's pretty gnarly.
Nice little homage to the what,
1541
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:50,720
Final Destination 4 poster.
You know, where he's got the
1542
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:56,040
skull tattoo on his stomach and
the stuff and the, you know,
1543
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:58,160
bars the wheelchair come through
him.
1544
01:26:58,200 --> 01:26:58,720
Yeah.
Yeah.
1545
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,080
That was that was some, some
nice touches like that were
1546
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,760
yeah, were fun to see.
I mean, they they weren't, they
1547
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:07,000
were Easter eggs, but they
weren't like heavy-handed Easter
1548
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,560
eggs like you see in so many
movies.
1549
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:10,400
Yeah.
It's not the over the top fan.
1550
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:13,040
Service it's not Ghostbusters
afterlife they.
1551
01:27:13,640 --> 01:27:18,000
The you have the log the logging
truck go by at one point like.
1552
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:21,600
A yeah, yeah, yeah.
She got Stephanie, saw it and
1553
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:24,600
goes, oh, I bet.
I guess something bad's about to
1554
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,200
happen.
So I guess don't know is this
1555
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:30,280
running concurrently with two?
We don't really know.
1556
01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:31,720
We see iPhones in this, don't
we?
1557
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:33,040
Can't.
Remember, we do, Yeah, it's a
1558
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,600
modern.
I think it's modern times what
1559
01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,920
we're meant to.
I feel like you can only do the
1560
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,600
twist of five one time.
Yeah, you can only do that once
1561
01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:43,240
per franchise.
Yeah, of course.
1562
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:45,920
Go ahead.
Like.
1563
01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:48,360
Go ahead, Devon.
I was just going to say, I know
1564
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:52,200
we touched on it, but I, I did
want to say that the, the
1565
01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:57,200
piercing shop scene is one of
the few like total fake outs
1566
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,600
because obviously, like, you
know, certain scenes are known
1567
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,640
for being like, OK, we'll fake
you out a couple times, but
1568
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,480
eventually the person's going to
get it.
1569
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:07,000
I like that this is like the
first, like complete total.
1570
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,840
Like a person goes through an
entire final destination set
1571
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:14,760
piece and then comes out a lot.
I thought, I thought that was an
1572
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:16,800
interesting little twist.
And again, I'm glad I didn't
1573
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:18,480
watch the trailer because like I
felt.
1574
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,440
Like it didn't give away works,
yeah.
1575
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:23,000
Even though that still works,
but I'm glad I got like the full
1576
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,320
like appreciation like I
thought, I thought that was a
1577
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:30,960
really fun, fun set piece.
I, I'm sorry, go ahead.
1578
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:35,240
Mike no, I just say great choice
of music for that backdrop as
1579
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:38,280
well throughout that whole scene
with I Can't Live Without You.
1580
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:42,360
Right, this, this this movie
does a really good job with the
1581
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:44,760
music.
Like the the the song choices in
1582
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:48,520
the soundtrack are very
meticulously chosen and it shows
1583
01:28:48,520 --> 01:28:51,000
for sure.
I really like it.
1584
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:53,280
I know this is probably like no
one's favorite kill in this
1585
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:57,920
movie, but I really love the the
the lead up to the compactor
1586
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:01,640
kill because it all plays out in
the background of the shot.
1587
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:04,640
And I'm a sucker for like people
having a conversation in the
1588
01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:07,240
foreground and insane shit going
on behind them and they're just
1589
01:29:07,240 --> 01:29:10,440
not noticing.
I I buy into that every time
1590
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:13,280
hook, line and sinker.
So the fact that we set it up
1591
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:15,320
earlier when she's walking by,
well, this could happen in this
1592
01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:16,760
case.
And then we see it all play out,
1593
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:20,080
exactly what she said, but in
the deep background, like barely
1594
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:24,800
in focus is just just so fucking
perfect.
1595
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:28,480
And just again, a great way to
highlight and to do something
1596
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:30,720
different with this, with this
franchise as well.
1597
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,840
Julie, they like doinked right
into the trash.
1598
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,400
Can it's?
Just brilliant.
1599
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:40,800
It's just really and like you
have the, you have like the,
1600
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:43,840
the, the driver, just like
listening to Chumbawumba.
1601
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:47,880
I think it's.
Wiping right the whole like he's
1602
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:52,440
living his best life, like he
really is absolutely and not
1603
01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:55,560
paying attention to anything.
Not even the load really.
1604
01:29:55,720 --> 01:30:00,320
Yeah, it's that was really fun.
Like that whole scene I what I
1605
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:02,440
thought was going to happen
because you had the fake out
1606
01:30:02,440 --> 01:30:05,440
with like Eric, like they're
like they hit Eric with their
1607
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:10,600
car almost and he's like that is
juice box when he's like
1608
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:15,160
taunting them and the and the
truck drives by super fast.
1609
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:17,600
I thought it was going to be
like another like one of my.
1610
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,080
Like the bus?
Yeah, like.
1611
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:23,280
First one like you can drop dead
and then the bus nails into her.
1612
01:30:23,560 --> 01:30:24,960
I thought they were going to do
that.
1613
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,560
It's another little tip of the
cap to like other Final
1614
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:30,680
Destination movies that I really
enjoy.
1615
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:37,360
But again, listeners, do not
lick garbage trucks, please.
1616
01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:42,880
We, we, we are all about fucking
them kids and not like, hold on,
1617
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:47,160
we're all about fuck them kids.
That came out really wrong.
1618
01:30:47,160 --> 01:30:50,560
All right, this is my last
episode.
1619
01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,880
Thanks, everybody.
Have a great night.
1620
01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:54,840
It's been great being on this
podcast.
1621
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:58,440
Bye everybody.
Between Ariel saying let teenage
1622
01:30:58,440 --> 01:31:02,240
girls be horny on the Nosferatu
episode and that.
1623
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:07,320
We're all about fucking kids and
not licking garbage trucks is
1624
01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:09,160
what I was.
Trying the two things this show
1625
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,120
is about.
That's really the hallmarks.
1626
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:13,360
That's our tenth holes around
which we've built.
1627
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:16,400
That's our ethos.
Good God, I I.
1628
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:20,760
Oh, that was incredible.
Well, I'd say let's end there.
1629
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,640
But I have one more thing I I
don't know that would have been
1630
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:28,360
you couldn't have saved it for 4
minutes, Steven Michael because
1631
01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:29,840
that would have been the perfect
ending.
1632
01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:33,960
I mean, we can just cut that and
put that at the end if you want,
1633
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:36,880
if you really want.
I think we'll re cut that into
1634
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:40,640
the fee please.
Please don't put that on the
1635
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:42,600
sound boards.
Let's ask.
1636
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:47,520
I wasn't thinking that, but now
that you've mentioned it, fuck.
1637
01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:50,480
I mean, what's?
Georgie Scott when you need him.
1638
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:57,760
My God, Georgie Scott will
always be there when you need
1639
01:31:57,760 --> 01:32:01,240
him.
My God, that won't stop.
1640
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:05,640
So.
Charlie's prom date.
1641
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:07,680
I think it's Jenny.
Charlie's prom date.
1642
01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:13,120
Does her father get he and
Caitlin killed by like, well,
1643
01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:16,840
actually like his, like, heroic
rescue of his sister?
1644
01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:20,160
Like, he's like, well, I have to
show I'm the big boy here.
1645
01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:23,760
He's like, you didn't really
save her life, you know,
1646
01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:27,480
technically speaking.
And then shit goes haywire.
1647
01:32:27,480 --> 01:32:31,320
Like if he just kept his mouth
shut, it was like, hey, it was
1648
01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:33,680
really cool.
You saved your sister.
1649
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:36,960
Well, actually, them and Death
was just literally waiting
1650
01:32:36,960 --> 01:32:39,680
around the corner.
Death is a petty bitch and he
1651
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,640
was waiting for that moment and
AS.
1652
01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:44,840
Soon as he heard that, he goes,
fuck yeah, I've got these
1653
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:47,960
motherfuckers.
Yeah, I thought that was
1654
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:51,360
actually, I thought that was
pretty interesting because I was
1655
01:32:51,400 --> 01:32:52,680
like, Oh my God, makes a point
there.
1656
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:56,640
But this fucking train scene
looks stupid.
1657
01:32:56,880 --> 01:33:00,280
I'm sorry.
This was awful after already the
1658
01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:04,280
wet fart of the like climax at
the at grandma's house.
1659
01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:06,480
Yeah, I thought this train thing
was silly.
1660
01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:09,280
We've already we already did
that kind of with the subway.
1661
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,800
So we're gonna now do it again
with now another train.
1662
01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:16,000
And it looked like garbage, like
the green screen on it looked so
1663
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:18,920
bad.
So I hated this final scene.
1664
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:22,320
Tell that neither Charlie or
Caitlin had ever seen Prometheus
1665
01:33:22,320 --> 01:33:27,480
because they just run straight
as opposed to like we've go to
1666
01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:32,800
the side of it like that is so.
I think there are two things in
1667
01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:37,360
particular that CGI does really,
really bad.
1668
01:33:37,800 --> 01:33:41,320
One of them is fire.
We can never figure it out.
1669
01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:43,800
Yeah, figure fire out.
The other thing is blood.
1670
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:47,760
And so ending with the logs
falling on them in the blood.
1671
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,680
It was just like it.
It was just like it.
1672
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:53,400
It looks like it's terrible.
It was kind of a let down of an
1673
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:56,480
ending after how much fun we'd
had up to that point.
1674
01:33:56,600 --> 01:34:01,000
Yeah, I mean, I know that, like
I said, horror movies, I feel
1675
01:34:01,000 --> 01:34:05,320
like they always have to
undermine everything that they
1676
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:09,160
are about in the last sequence
because you have to, ever since
1677
01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:11,840
Carrie, you have to send them
out with a bang, right?
1678
01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:15,040
So that's why we have the shitty
ending to Nightmare on Elm
1679
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:17,120
Street.
That's why we have, you know,
1680
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:20,400
things like that that just kind
of undermine everything that
1681
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:24,200
happened before in the movie.
And that's kind of how I feel
1682
01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:29,200
feel about this closing scene.
But, you know, at the same time
1683
01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:31,720
and with a bang, I get it.
But.
1684
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:32,800
It's a.
Fun.
1685
01:34:32,840 --> 01:34:35,200
It's a more fan service.
Yeah, it's a fun gag.
1686
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,240
Like I think that's a fun gag
with the log.
1687
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:40,120
They're like, oh, we escaped
that train and then the log
1688
01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:43,400
comes flying over.
Like, yeah, that to me is funny,
1689
01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:48,760
but it's just not executed with
a lot of skill or grace.
1690
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:52,720
But overall, like, it doesn't
detract too much from me for,
1691
01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:55,360
like, I this is the longest of
the final death.
1692
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:58,120
I mean, it's nearly two hours.
It's pretty long, yeah.
1693
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:01,360
There are points like when she
first goes to Uncle Howard's
1694
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:05,400
house, it feels like they are in
a Howard Hawks movie because
1695
01:35:05,400 --> 01:35:13,680
everyone's talking so fast.
They're like slow down.
1696
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:17,960
Like they're just like dumping
like 30 years of exposition in
1697
01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:20,160
30 seconds.
It's a little bit crazy.
1698
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,440
That was it for me.
Do we have anything else before
1699
01:35:23,440 --> 01:35:25,840
we wrap things up?
No, I don't know.
1700
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:29,160
I think I think from like it,
it's interesting because like
1701
01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:33,600
again, like coming back after 14
years since since the last one,
1702
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:37,240
I think the structure kind of
reflects it in that it's like,
1703
01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:41,240
OK, the first like bit like is
it's a little wonky getting its
1704
01:35:41,240 --> 01:35:43,240
pudding in the first like 30
minutes or so.
1705
01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:47,000
But then like from the BBQ to
the through the hospital, like
1706
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,360
that chunk that's a solid final
destination movie right there.
1707
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:53,480
Like that chunk right there is
like good final destination
1708
01:35:53,480 --> 01:35:55,720
stuff.
And then after the hospital, it
1709
01:35:55,720 --> 01:36:00,280
gets wonky again, you know, But,
you know, so but we're back.
1710
01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:02,560
That's all that matters.
Final Destination is back.
1711
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:06,720
We are, you know, we're totally
got another one, apparently.
1712
01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:09,040
Like, apparently to the
directors, they said that
1713
01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:10,160
they're not going to rush it,
though.
1714
01:36:10,160 --> 01:36:12,120
They said that these take a lot
of time.
1715
01:36:12,520 --> 01:36:15,120
So yeah, like, they don't have
to turn them out, a bunch of
1716
01:36:15,120 --> 01:36:16,680
them.
As long as I know another one's
1717
01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:19,120
coming, I'll be happy.
I'm right there with you.
1718
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:20,080
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
1719
01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:24,240
We'll be back in a couple years
with Final Destination 7.
1720
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:26,680
It'll be kind of.
Where do you guys want them to
1721
01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:29,600
go next?
I want I I I thought a cruise
1722
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:32,240
ship would be fun.
Oh, that could be a lot of fun.
1723
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:33,960
Cruise ship could be really
good.
1724
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:38,600
That could be great, yeah.
Like deep sea exploration, like
1725
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:42,440
I mean, I know we had like the
whole, you know, submarine
1726
01:36:42,440 --> 01:36:44,840
caving in on itself a couple
years ago.
1727
01:36:44,840 --> 01:36:48,640
Like something in the deep sea
might be a lot of fun when you
1728
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:50,480
get into.
But that's already inherently
1729
01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:52,520
dangerous, right?
Needs to be more.
1730
01:36:52,960 --> 01:36:55,720
Needs to be more mundane.
We need to be at Well, what's
1731
01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:58,440
the most mundane place we can
think of at A at?
1732
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:02,120
A library like.
In Arby's, Yeah, just.
1733
01:37:04,480 --> 01:37:07,440
Well, that's not believable
because that would be so hungry
1734
01:37:07,440 --> 01:37:11,040
they would eat at Arby's.
Send it like the DMVI don't know
1735
01:37:11,040 --> 01:37:13,640
like what else?
That's my favorite Simpsons
1736
01:37:13,640 --> 01:37:15,880
line.
Yeah, I'm so hungry I can eat at
1737
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:19,920
Arby's anyway.
I thought your I thought your
1738
01:37:19,920 --> 01:37:21,880
favorite Simpsons line was on my
grind.
1739
01:37:22,040 --> 01:37:24,560
No, it's it's I'm so hungry I
need an Arby's.
1740
01:37:25,400 --> 01:37:29,160
I did have an idea though,
inspired off of Tony Todd's like
1741
01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:31,680
final scene.
I guess that would be in line a
1742
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:34,480
little bit more with Mike.
So going against what I just
1743
01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:37,560
said, but like, I think it'd be
interesting to see one that
1744
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:40,880
follows like characters that are
like, like maybe adrenaline
1745
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:44,480
junkies or like the people that
like, you know, are like, I
1746
01:37:44,480 --> 01:37:47,600
wanna see people like going out
like challenging death.
1747
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,560
Like cuz you know, cuz again, I
think we've gotten 6 Movies Now
1748
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:53,120
of like at the end of the day,
like death comes from resolve.
1749
01:37:53,120 --> 01:37:55,360
You have to accept death.
And it's like, OK, so like, why
1750
01:37:55,360 --> 01:37:58,520
don't we get some people that
are like living, you know, their
1751
01:37:58,520 --> 01:38:01,320
life to their fullest and like
kind of challenging deaths.
1752
01:38:01,320 --> 01:38:05,040
There could be like a lot more
like fake outs with like certain
1753
01:38:05,040 --> 01:38:07,840
things, I don't know.
And that would be a great twist
1754
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:09,840
on the franchise premise,
honestly.
1755
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:11,880
Yeah, in a really interesting
way.
1756
01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:14,800
I and I liked that first
responder idea that we had
1757
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:16,800
mentioned.
Earlier, what if it's death
1758
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:21,720
saving people in convoluted ways
like like the people that like
1759
01:38:21,720 --> 01:38:24,760
hang from buildings and stuff
and then one somebody slips, but
1760
01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:27,680
then death like somehow catches
them is like, no, no, no, I
1761
01:38:27,680 --> 01:38:32,400
didn't say you could go out yet.
Elementary school might be fun.
1762
01:38:32,400 --> 01:38:35,640
Dark.
That's pretty dark.
1763
01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:37,480
What about the circus?
You know, like.
1764
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:39,680
Circus.
Are there still circuses?
1765
01:38:39,760 --> 01:38:42,040
I was about to say, are there
still circuses anymore?
1766
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:45,560
Well hey, this could be one of
those period piece things.
1767
01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,200
True.
It's like going on at the same
1768
01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:51,800
time as freaks.
I don't know if the CGI animals
1769
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:56,040
would look good given the track
record, so it's not a bad idea
1770
01:38:56,040 --> 01:38:58,400
though.
I like the time travel idea.
1771
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:02,400
I like going back to the 70s or
the 80s, like within within the
1772
01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:05,560
framework we established in this
movie doing like a punk Rock,
1773
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:10,120
You know, a punk scene 1 and
kind of some underground clubs
1774
01:39:10,120 --> 01:39:14,160
or some shit in the 80s.
Mean a music festival like a
1775
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:18,880
Coachella or a Lollapalooza.
I think that was an idea at one
1776
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:22,000
point, but you could do
something with that for sure
1777
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:23,720
that.
'D be a great opening set piece
1778
01:39:23,800 --> 01:39:25,920
honestly.
It's a music festival for one of
1779
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:28,640
these for sure.
We are asking about best
1780
01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:31,800
Bloodlines movies.
Was there like a direct to video
1781
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:35,720
Care Bear sequel like Bloodlines
where the Care Bears?
1782
01:39:35,880 --> 01:39:39,080
No, but maybe I just dreamed
that.
1783
01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:40,600
All right.
I can think of.
1784
01:39:41,120 --> 01:39:45,840
Well, Speaking of dreams, folks,
what do we all have to plug?
1785
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:50,040
What is coming up on everyone's
plate, Steven?
1786
01:39:50,880 --> 01:39:52,680
What's going on with
disenfranchised?
1787
01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:57,520
Disenfranchised we were.
We actually have recorded almost
1788
01:39:57,520 --> 01:40:01,280
everything for June.
I think one of the with to
1789
01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:05,040
coincide with Methreegan 2 point
O we're doing the Chris White's
1790
01:40:05,040 --> 01:40:07,200
film A Fray ID.
It was one of the.
1791
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:11,000
Few horror movies I.
Skipped last year, yeah.
1792
01:40:11,800 --> 01:40:14,040
So we're we're covering, we're
getting ready to cover that one,
1793
01:40:14,160 --> 01:40:16,640
but we just.
Recently covered I'm not sure
1794
01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:20,520
when this is dropping, but we
did Joe Dante's Inner Space,
1795
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:25,160
which is oh, I love that movie
great movie and then we.
1796
01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:26,480
What did we cover before that?
A reign of.
1797
01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:30,120
Fire to to go along with the new
How to Train Your Dragons movie.
1798
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:32,760
I have since the last time I've
been on.
1799
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:36,440
I started another podcast
because like Devon, I just have
1800
01:40:36,440 --> 01:40:40,600
to keep podcasting or, you know,
if I don't keep the podcast
1801
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:44,200
machine going at several
episodes a month, I, my heart
1802
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:47,440
will stop.
But I I'm started a podcast
1803
01:40:47,440 --> 01:40:51,240
called Wells University with my
friend Hope Stau and the two of
1804
01:40:51,240 --> 01:40:54,120
us are discussing the life and
work of the great Orson Welles.
1805
01:40:55,280 --> 01:40:58,080
Those episodes are dropping by
weekly Tuesdays, wherever you
1806
01:40:58,080 --> 01:41:00,720
get your podcasts.
So check that out.
1807
01:41:00,720 --> 01:41:05,560
If you if you're up to it, we
will put a link in our notes
1808
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:09,840
page I will give.
That a listen I've on your just
1809
01:41:09,840 --> 01:41:13,560
hearing you discuss Wells.
I've started to like really try
1810
01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:15,280
to dive into his work a little
bit.
1811
01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:19,560
I'm wearing one of my Orson
Welles T-shirts right now, so.
1812
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:23,680
F is for fake is a phone time.
Such a great movie.
1813
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:25,960
Fascinating movie, I will
recommend that to.
1814
01:41:26,080 --> 01:41:27,000
Anybody.
Yeah.
1815
01:41:28,480 --> 01:41:30,760
So good.
But yeah, in three-year old,
1816
01:41:30,760 --> 01:41:33,520
would you recommend it to a
three-year old if they want to,
1817
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:35,880
if they want to?
Like, like get, take a nice
1818
01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:38,040
little nap, Yeah.
OK, I'm fair enough.
1819
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:42,400
I then I would also I'm.
On blue sky and letterbox.
1820
01:41:42,440 --> 01:41:43,960
At Chewy Walrus, you can find me
there.
1821
01:41:45,040 --> 01:41:48,560
Excellent.
Devon, what do you have coming
1822
01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:50,720
up?
Oh, you can find me at all the
1823
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:53,400
usual places at Under Score
Daddydisco.
1824
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:57,200
On Blue Sky Instagram letterbox
you can hear me over Inspector
1825
01:41:57,200 --> 01:42:02,400
Cinema every Tuesday.
We had wrapped up a month on
1826
01:42:02,640 --> 01:42:06,560
movies about scores, soundtracks
and sound design.
1827
01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:11,160
Mr. Brian Kiper was on episode
for that talking to Changeling.
1828
01:42:11,640 --> 01:42:13,600
So you guys can go back and list
of that.
1829
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:19,200
For Pride Month we are doing the
Psycho Series, doing all four of
1830
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:23,600
them, and we also did a movie
commentary for Patreon on
1831
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:27,800
American Psycho 2, All American
Girl that about destroyed us.
1832
01:42:27,960 --> 01:42:30,640
You want to talk about movies
that make you want to not watch
1833
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:33,000
movies anymore.
I didn't think it.
1834
01:42:33,120 --> 01:42:35,960
I didn't think it could be,
like, as bad as advertised, but
1835
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:38,680
like, it really is.
So did you make, did you make
1836
01:42:38,680 --> 01:42:41,440
Garrett regret not doing the Gus
Van Sant's?
1837
01:42:41,440 --> 01:42:45,080
Like, yeah.
Yes, those are our two options.
1838
01:42:45,520 --> 01:42:49,320
Between two terrible options and
we went with that one and it
1839
01:42:49,320 --> 01:42:51,840
still almost killed him.
So.
1840
01:42:52,320 --> 01:42:56,000
So yeah, patreon.com/spector
Cinema, if you want to hear us
1841
01:42:56,000 --> 01:43:00,200
torture ourselves watching that
movie and you can hear me doing
1842
01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:03,000
Tainted Love every other
Wednesday with Zoe Rose Smith
1843
01:43:03,280 --> 01:43:06,000
talking horror movies about sex,
romance and relationships.
1844
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:09,800
We did an episode on Tucker and
Dale versus Evil, a little
1845
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:13,040
platonic love, a little new
romance as well.
1846
01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:18,400
And then we just recorded our
episode on Ravenous will be our
1847
01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:22,760
extra Queer Pride Month episode
of Some Queer Cannibals Run
1848
01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:25,120
Around the Mountains.
Ever since Wrong Turn I have
1849
01:43:25,120 --> 01:43:28,320
like literally been consuming so
much cannibal stuff the past few
1850
01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:30,800
months.
I when will I ever stop?
1851
01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:32,920
Who knows?
Ironic word choice device.
1852
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:33,840
Ironic.
Very ironic.
1853
01:43:36,000 --> 01:43:37,720
Steve and I both.
Looked at each other.
1854
01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:41,280
At the same time like Yep.
All right, Brian, how about
1855
01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:45,600
yourself?
Well, I it was recently
1856
01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:49,240
announced.
That there's a new Mario Bava
1857
01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:52,320
box set coming out from Scream
Factory.
1858
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:57,600
I did commentaries on that for
Black Sunday and Black Sabbath.
1859
01:43:57,960 --> 01:44:03,400
So if you're into black days of
rest, I think that's what you
1860
01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:06,880
said there, Steven.
So I'm stealing that because
1861
01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:09,280
it's amazing.
Oh, you did, by all means.
1862
01:44:09,280 --> 01:44:15,040
Yeah.
So so that's coming out for you
1863
01:44:15,720 --> 01:44:20,120
Bava heads out there.
Let's see here, I was on
1864
01:44:20,120 --> 01:44:25,280
Halloweenies few weeks ago and I
as already mentioned, Spectre
1865
01:44:25,280 --> 01:44:27,920
Cinema and working on Holy
Terrors.
1866
01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:34,160
We are banking some episodes
trying to get a few in the can
1867
01:44:34,160 --> 01:44:37,840
before we try to launch that.
We really do want to try and
1868
01:44:37,840 --> 01:44:41,920
launch for the network.
So we're stealing our nerves to
1869
01:44:41,920 --> 01:44:46,760
do some pitching on that, and
we're really excited about what
1870
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:50,600
that is going to cover that.
It's going to be about the
1871
01:44:50,600 --> 01:44:55,200
intersection between faith and
spirituality and horror movies.
1872
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:57,960
And it's the episodes we've done
so far.
1873
01:44:57,960 --> 01:45:01,680
We did one on Heretic.
We did one on The Prophecy
1874
01:45:03,640 --> 01:45:09,200
starring Christopher Walken.
That is a movie if you haven't
1875
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:12,280
seen that anyway.
If you I.
1876
01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:14,400
Don't know if that one's ever
going to go on the wheel here,
1877
01:45:14,400 --> 01:45:19,960
but that is a movie anyway.
So that should be hopefully
1878
01:45:19,960 --> 01:45:22,960
we're going to launch soon where
you haven't decided on an on an
1879
01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:26,880
official launch yet, but we're
hard at work on that and we look
1880
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:30,000
forward to launching that.
And you can find me at Brian
1881
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:32,480
Waves 42 on all the various
socials.
1882
01:45:33,640 --> 01:45:37,240
And you can find us everywhere
you get your podcasts.
1883
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:41,040
You can go to our site Pod in
the pendulum.com.
1884
01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:46,040
We have all of our back episodes
listed as we close in on #300
1885
01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:51,000
you can become a patron at
patreon.com/pod in the Pendulum.
1886
01:45:51,320 --> 01:45:56,800
Follow us on the socials at Blue
Ski over at Pod and Pendulum and
1887
01:45:57,080 --> 01:46:01,880
same over on Instagram.
Follow me at Mike's Noonian over
1888
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:07,160
on Blue Sky and same on
Instagram and Mike Chum change
1889
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:11,720
over on a letterbox.
That's our show for this week.
1890
01:46:11,720 --> 01:46:14,640
We'll be back next week with a
little more Final destination.
1891
01:46:14,640 --> 01:46:18,280
We are going to do a franchise
ranking now that we have six of
1892
01:46:18,280 --> 01:46:21,800
them in the books and do things
a little different in that we're
1893
01:46:21,800 --> 01:46:26,120
going to rank the six movies and
then also rank like the six
1894
01:46:26,160 --> 01:46:31,440
opening set pieces as well, just
to add a little more fun to it.
1895
01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:36,480
From there, the Summer of George
will commence, where we sticks
1896
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:45,040
Romero Dead films, along with
Tom Savini's 1990 remake and
1897
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:51,440
Zack Snyder's 2004 Dawn of the
Dead reimagining as well.
1898
01:46:51,680 --> 01:46:55,040
Baby.
Yeah, Summer of George, baby.
1899
01:46:55,640 --> 01:46:58,760
So.
That will be I will not, can't
1900
01:46:58,760 --> 01:47:01,320
promise.
I'm not going to beat that joke
1901
01:47:01,320 --> 01:47:04,840
into the ground over the summer.
Put it on the soundboard now,
1902
01:47:04,840 --> 01:47:07,120
Mike, while you're thinking
about it will be on there.
1903
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:11,040
It will be on there, maybe even.
Do some sort of trailer for
1904
01:47:11,040 --> 01:47:13,400
those.
OK, that is like one of the last
1905
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:18,400
really big giant franchises.
I mean, we do have other stuff
1906
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:21,800
we're doing Psycho later and
Predator later and Holy Jesus
1907
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:24,800
Christ, we have a lot of big
franchises.
1908
01:47:25,760 --> 01:47:28,440
The Omen, The Omen.
I don't think the omens of big
1909
01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:29,560
franchise.
Though it's.
1910
01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:33,360
Like one, the first two, the
first one is right.
1911
01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:36,680
So after that.
It's like, how do you guys feel?
1912
01:47:36,680 --> 01:47:39,000
About doing all the.
Leprechaun movies and then I
1913
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:41,880
just like kick myself in the
Dick.
1914
01:47:42,080 --> 01:47:45,360
So what you're saying mentioned
I just mentioned the Prophecy
1915
01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:47,360
series?
Right, what you're saying is
1916
01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:50,200
this is the last.
Year we're doing pot and pet no.
1917
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:55,760
I have nothing else so like.
Really, we got plenty of
1918
01:47:55,760 --> 01:47:58,680
franchises.
We got Puppet Master that's got
1919
01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:03,520
like. 17 movies or something
making me feel better Toys if
1920
01:48:03,520 --> 01:48:08,680
you wanna go that route too.
No, I will do this until people
1921
01:48:08,680 --> 01:48:11,320
make.
Me stop at this point just
1922
01:48:11,320 --> 01:48:14,040
because like, what the hell else
am I going to do with my time,
1923
01:48:14,040 --> 01:48:14,880
Steven?
Like what?
1924
01:48:15,200 --> 01:48:18,920
You know, you know my parents
parent my child, you know.
1925
01:48:18,920 --> 01:48:20,840
We all know better.
Your loving husband.
1926
01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:24,000
Come on, like we know that's not
it.
1927
01:48:24,920 --> 01:48:27,520
It's not your MO.
We might stop watching
1928
01:48:27,520 --> 01:48:30,040
Amityville Clock.
And come spend.
1929
01:48:30,040 --> 01:48:34,400
Time with me.
Let me tell you something about.
1930
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:36,520
Marriage, people, it's.
A crap.
1931
01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:42,960
Those are your words, Admiral.
Ackbar, not mine.
1932
01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:46,960
All right, Oh my.
Actually, we're celebrating our
1933
01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:50,760
19th anniversary in like less
than a week and a half.
1934
01:48:50,760 --> 01:48:54,760
And she's brilliant and amazing
and she puts, as you can
1935
01:48:54,760 --> 01:48:58,840
imagine, listeners, after nearly
two hours of of this, where I'm
1936
01:48:58,840 --> 01:49:01,840
like, you know, a final
destination set in an elementary
1937
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:07,600
school, She she puts up with a
lot like she really does.
1938
01:49:07,920 --> 01:49:09,720
All right, listeners, have a
great week.
1939
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:13,120
Love to you all.
We'll be back with our rankings
1940
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:15,040
episode.
Take care.
1941
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:33,520
We we, we are all about fucking
them kids and not like, well I
1942
01:49:33,520 --> 01:49:34,080
hold on.